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t down.Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie.Today, my son asked'Can I ha
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my name is Brian.My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of dire
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f the community!What did the fish say when it swam into a wall'Dam!'What did the
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ter. Mary says, 'My dog's so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to
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ctor, doctor, I can't stop singing The Green, Greew mirror, with it's siren wail
ing. The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him. The policeman ap
proached the man's car and said to the man 'Do you know that your wife fell out
of the car five miles back'The man replied 'Oh thank God! I thought I had gone d
eaf!'A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion jumped ou
t in front of them and started snarling.The doctor asked, 'What should we do'The
lawyer said, 'I'm gonna run for it!'The doctor replied, 'You can't outrun Grass
Of Home.''That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.''Is it common''It's not unusual.
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e other goes to Spain and is named Juan.Years later, Juan sends a picture of him
self to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wishedshe als
o had a picture of Amal.Her husband said 'But they are twins....If you've seen J
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to climb any stairs.Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.'Can I c
limb stairs now' asked the little old lady.'Yes,' he replied.'Thank goodness!' s
he said. 'I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!'A cop pull
s up two Irish drunks, and says to theen Amal!'A group of chess enthusiasts chec
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cane and it had 5 people in it a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a pri
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le solve their problems so I should get one' so he jumped off with one.Now there
was only two people left a priest and the teenage boy.The priest said to the bo
y 'here you take the last parachute and go because you will live a longer life t
hen me' but then the boy said 'no, it's all right because there are still 2 para
chutes left. The blonde girl only took my backpack'.A drunk staggers out of a ba
d to share offices to cut down on expenses. To economise even further, they had
just one sign printedDr. Marvin Hornstein, PsychiatristDr. David Slodnick, Proct
ologistSPECIALIZING IN ODDS AND ENDSA famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, show
ed up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates o
pened the lawyer saw a banner which welcomed him, the first 457-year old man. Th
e lawyer was confused. He said to St. Peter, 'I don't understand. When I died, I
was 63 years old, not 457r and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first
priest and says, 'Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!' And the priest says, 'No son, you're
not.'So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, 'Man, I'm Jesus Chri
st!' Then the priest says, 'No son, you're not.'Finally, the drunk had enough an
d said, 'Here, I'll prove it.'He walks back into the bar with both priests and t
he bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, 'Jesus Christ, you're back AG
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ed, and said, 'Why, you must be 457 years old! We added up all the hours you bil
led your clients, so you've got to be 457!'an with a wooden headEdward.What do y
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ame out to welcome him, and as the Gates opened the lawyer saw a banner which we
lcomed him, the first 457-year old man. The lawyer was confused. He said to St.
Peter, 'I don't understand. When I died, I was 63 years old, not 457.' d acciden
tally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car
he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm
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phone and calls the emergency services.rotested, but the doctor calmed him down
, saying it was part of the therapy.This treatment continued for several weeks a
nd every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a twinkie and a cookie up his ass. Fin
ally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a
twinkie and a mallet for the next visit.The day arrived and this time the doctor
shoved only the muffin and the twinkie up the patient's ass.After a few minutes
the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, 'Where's my cHe gasps, '
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gentleman,ookie!'......... WHAM THWACK WHAM!!!!!!!!'Oh, what a lovely cow!' exc
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ssians. The back.I remember when I was so depressed I was going to jump out a hi
ghrise window.I tell you I get no respect when they sent a priest up to talk to
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to be taken away from her parents...Judge 'Little girl, don't you want to live
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had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy'Why the hell didn't yo
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o when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise.'Jesus and Moses w
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t emptyA Damn shame!!!!Dad Son, what do you want for your birthdaySon Just a rad
io, dad, with a sports car around it.So this lady walks into a bar carrying a du
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up, and hits a wormburner about 50 yards.Moses started to laugh, but then a mous
e picked up the ball and ran down the fairway. A hawk swooped down from the sky,
picked up the mouse, flew over the green, and dropped the mouse. The mouse drop
ped the ball, and the ball rolled right in the cup.Moses turned to Jesus and say
s, 'Are you gonna play golf or just screw around'A young boy walked up to his fa
ther and asked,'Dad Does a lawyer ever tell the truth'The Father thought for a m
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thing about Alzheimer's diseaseYou meet so many new people.Why don't elephants p
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shes over to the man to see if he cou Rreplied, 'Some times a lawyer will do an
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t, and comes back a few days later. The other dog is still in the trap.The first
dog says, ''You need to chew off your leg to get loose.'The other dog says, 'I
already chewed off three legs and I still ain't free.'Did you heere are many pla
nets.The father beats on his sons head and says 'No, Someone has stolen our tent
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nd was finedar about the cement truck that crashed into the prison busThey ended
up with a bunch of hardened criminals.Did you hear about the boatload of red pa
int that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint13 passengers were marooned.A la
wyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean. The plane went down
and the only survivors were those three. They started swimming towards an island
when sharks appeared.SNAP!!! The doctor was eaten.SNAP!!! The priest was eaten.
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d him why the sharks ate the other two and not him. He replied, 'Professional co
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regation. So, in an attempt to come closer to his parishioners, he decided to vi
sit each of them personally.At the home of one elderly widow he was invited in,
but asked to sit and wait while she finished preparing her evening meal. As he s
at, he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the side table, my Dad said to me'When Abrah
am Lincoln was your age, he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlel
ight.'I said'When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President.'A lot of peopl
e were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yeste
rday!Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from IrelandIf I don't perfe
ct human cloning, I won't be able to live with myself.I just wrote a book on rev
erse psychology - don't buy it!Does refusing to go to the gym count as and he a
te a few. Time passed and he ate a few more. He went over some sermons in his mi
nd and ate a few more peanuts. Suddenly, to his suprise, he ralized that he had
eaten all of the peanuts.When the woman returned from the kitchen he began to ap
pologize by saying that he was extremely sorry and quite embarrassed, but in his
hunger he had eaten all of her peanuts.She replied by saying, 'Don't worry reve
rend, since I lost my false teeth all I can do is suck off the chocolate, anyway
...'There was a plresistance trainingWithout a doubt, my favorite Robin William
s movie is Mrs. Fire.My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Ach
illes elbow.As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way
. I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.I didn't reali
ze how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said'In 400 feet, do a slight righ
t, stop, and let me out.'My fear of moving stairs is escalating.I went along to
the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting don't they play poker in the jungleTo
o many Cheetahs!Teacher 'If you had one dollar and you asked your father for ano
ther, how many dollars would you have'Vincent 'One dollar.'Teacher 'You don't kn
ow your arithmetic.'Vincent 'You dont know my father.'An uneducated father with
his educated son went for a camping. They set up a tent and slept.Father gets up
after sometime and asks his son 'What can you see in the sky'Son I can see many
starsFather What do all those stars meanSon That th Rbut all the seats were ta
ken.I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the
cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.With the ris
e of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country s
ong where a guy's truck leaves him too.People say I've got no willpower but I've
quit smoking loads of times.I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159,
then it just CLIX.I think most of you probably already know about the first rule
ohim.It's always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always t
aking things literally.I've just written a song about tortillas.........actually
, it's more of a rap.I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked b
ack since.I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then
it dawned on me.My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.....
...she hit the roof.I like to hold hands at the movie, which always seems to sta
rtle strangers.Two windmif Assumption Club.I asked God for a bike, but I know Go
d doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.Moses was th
e first person to use Control-C as a shortcut.People say I'm condescending......
that means I talk down to people.I wasn't originally going to get a brain trans
plant but then I changed my mind.Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.I
nspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.The first time I got
a universal remote control I thought to myself,'Tlls are standing in a field. On
e asks the other, 'What kind of music do you like'The other one says, 'I'm a big
metal fan.'My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances.Well, she's in
for a shock.A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.He the
n proceeded to draw his weapon.Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me.It me
ans a lot.The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pag
eants has lost custody.Her daughter didn't look surprised.What do youhis changes
everything'.The person who invented auto-correct should burn in hello.My three
favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.Say what you want abou
t deaf people...Nothing tops a plain pizza.I've spent the last four years lookin
g for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it.I refused to believe my r
oad worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs w
ere there.My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look
beautiful.... call an imaginary colorA pigment of your imagination.I was on a fl
ight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, 'Excuse me sir,
would you like to have dinner'I said, 'What are the options'She said, 'Yes and N
o.'My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.I'
m not sure how I did that - I didn't even know it was her birthday...My friend h
as got a butler who only has one arm.Serves him right.My favorite color is purpl
e.I like it more than blue and r..so I got drunk.Don't you hate it when someone
answers their own questionsI do.As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought
'Dogs are easily amused', then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tai
l.PMS jokes are not funny or appropriate - period!I really want to buy one of th
ose grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it b
ack.Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller wa
s a winner.Where there's a will, there's a relative.Neved combined.What do you c
all a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of proteinNo whey Jose.My girlfriend tol
d me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.I said, 'N
o, wait! I can change.'My girlfriend has her own taser.She's a real stunner...Wh
at do you call a sad strawberryA blueberry.My friend is a structural engineer.He
's always complaining about stress at work.I used to be a narcissist.But now loo
k at me.I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.My neigher challe
nge Death to a pillow fight unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions
.Hedgehogs, eh Why can't they just share the hedgeJust because nobody complains
doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.If a child refuses to sleep during nap t
ime, are they guilty of resisting a restTo the man on crutches, dressed in camou
flage, who stole my wallet - you can hide, but you can't run.Velcro..... what a
rip-off!My friend keeps trying to convince me that he's a compulsive liar but I
don't believe Rbor is dead against it.I've been dating a homeless woman recent
ly, and I think it's starting to get serious...She's asked me to move out with h
er.I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.As soon as I got it home it made a bolt
for the door.I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn...But they said
they couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling them.My wife accused m
e of being a transvestite.So I packed her things and left.I haven't owned a watc
h for I don't know how long.I almost gon a light bulbTwo One to screw it in and
one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon
of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward
a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.How many dull people does it take to change a l
ight bulbOne.How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulbSor
ry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.How many light bulbs does it take t
o change a light bulbOne, if it knows its own Goedel numt caught stealing a boar
d game today.But it was a Risk I was willing to take.The Pope and Donald Trump a
re standing in front of a large crowd.The Pope says to Trump, 'Do you knowthat w
ith one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild wit
h joy This joy will not be a momentary display, like that ofyour followers, but
go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of
this day, they will rejoice!'Trump replies, 'Iseriously doubt that, with one wa
ve ber.How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulbTo get to the othe
r side.How many consultants does it take to change a light bulbWe don't know. Th
ey never get past the feasibility study.How many poets does it take to change a
light bulbThree. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one
to change the bulb.How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulbTw
o. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before
it crashes (knowof your hand Show me!'So the Pope slapped him.A priest, an imam
and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...The rabbit says I think I might be a typ
e O.What do you call a dog with no legsDoesn't matter, it won't come anyway.How
many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulbNone. Efficiency exp
erts replace only dark bulbs.How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light b
ulbAt least three. (Notes think height!)How many actors does it take to change a
light bulbOnly one. They ding that it's already burned out).How many aides does
it take to change President Reagan's light bulbNone, they like to keep him in t
he dark.How many magicians does it take to change a light bulbDepends on what yo
u want to change it into.How many missionaries does it take to change a light bu
lb101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs
too.How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulbNone. You have t
o replace the whole motherboard.How many on't like to share the spotlight.How ma
ny Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb10,000 - to give the
bulb a cultural revolution.How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light
bulbAll of them.Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulbNo
, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.How many mystery writers does i
t take to screw in a light bulbTwo, one to screw it almost all the way in and th
e other to give it a surprising twist at the end.How maOxford undergraduates doe
s it take to change a lightbulbOne. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world
revolves around him.How many engineering students does it take to change a light
bulbOne, but the rest of the class copies the report.How many rednecks does it
take to screw in a light bulbOne, it only takes one person to use a hammer.How m
any paranoid people does it take to screw in a light bulbWho wants to knowHow ma
ny chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulbOne but it will tny bikers do
es it take to change a light bulbIt takes two. One to change the bulb, and the o
ther to kick the switch.How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it
take to change a light bulbTwo. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to contr
ol the means of production!How many referral agents does it take to screw in a l
ight bulbTwo One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store
where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.How many existentialists does it take to
screw i Rake six visits.How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightb
ulb(in a very loud voice) ONE!How many male chauvenists does it take to change a
lightbulbNone. Let the woman cook in the dark.How many home owners does it take
to change a lightbulbJust one, but it takes him/her 2 weekends and 3 trips to t
he hardware store.How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulbNone. Klin
gons aren't afraid of the dark.What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a
holeDug.What do you obvious means''Very simple,' he replied. 'Where else can yo
u store a Rolls for a month for seventeen francs'dward.22ut taking out a loan fo
r 1000 Swiss francs. 'What security can you offer' the banker asked.'My Rolls-Ro
yce is parked out front,' he said. 'I will be away for a few weeks. Here are the
keys.'A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan, 1017 f
rancs with interest.'Pardon me for asking,' the banker said, 'but why a one-thou
sand franc loan for a man of your obv call a man with no arms and legs under a c
arJack.What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the gardenPete.What do yo
u call a man with no arms and legs in the waterBob.What do you call two men with
no arms and legs on the windowCurt 'n rodWhat do you call another man with no a
rms and legs in a holePhil.What do you call man on the beach if he has no arms a
nd no legsSandy.What do you call a woman in the oceanSandy Duncan.What do you ca
ll a heart patient with no arms or legs ipigBecause it'll hog the ball!Where do
shellfish go to borrow moneyThe prawn broker.Why is a bee's hair always stickyBe
cause it uses a honey comb!What is black, white, and red all overA sunburnt peng
uin!Why do cows go to New YorkTo see the moosicals!Where did the sheep go on vac
ationThe baaaahamas.Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroomBecause t
he pee is silent.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthdayAYE MATEYYou would
think that taking off a snail's shell wouln a poolBob Newheart.What do you call
a guy with no arms and no legs with a sea gull on his headCliff.What do you call
a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceanBOB.What do you call a
guy with no arms and no legs in IdahoSpud!What do you call a guy with no arms a
nd no legs in a pile of leavesRussell.What do you call a guy in a pondSkip.What
do you call a guy in your mailbox with no arms and no legsBill!What do you call
a guy with no arms or legs on a bar-b-q grillJ4 BIN44Uh(iikk lWlllXmnan,opS
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a row of rabbits walking backwardsA receding hair line !!!!!!!!!!!!!Frank.What
do you call a girl with only one legIlene.What do you call a guy with no arms or
legs hanging on your wallArt.What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on your
doorstepMatt.What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a fireplaceBernie.W
hat do you call a man with a wooden headEdward.What do you call a man with three
wooden headsEdward Woodward.How can you identify an Irish pirateHe's the one wi
th patches over both eyes.When is it much better to be a women than a You know i
t's going to be a bad day when....- You see a '60 Minutes News Team' waiting in
your office.- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.- You
turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.- Your
twin sister forgets your birthday.- You woke up to discover that your waterbed
broke and then you realize that you didn't have a waterbed.God finally decided t
o take Satan to court, to settle their differences once and for all.Upon hearing
this, Satan lmenWhen you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulences.A d
istinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired about taking out a l
oan for 1000 Swiss francs. 'What security can you offer' the banker asked'My Rol
ls-Royce is parked out front,' he said. 'I will be away for a few weeks. Here ar
e the keys.'A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan, 1
017 francs with interest.'Pardon me for asking,' the banker said, 'but why a one
-thousand franc loan for a man of your R aughed, and said, 'Where do y
ou think you're going to find a lawyer'What do dinosaurs have that no other anim
als haveBaby Dinosaurs.Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stayAnywh
ere he wants to.What did they call prehistoric sailing disastersTyrannosaurus wr
ecks.Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 secondsYes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 cl
aws on each foot%Sir.What do you call a dinosaur as tall as nager if they sell g
rapes. The manager says, 'No, we don't sell grapes.'The duck goes home and comes
back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing a
gain, 'No, we do not sell grapes.'The duck goes home, comes back the next day, a
nd asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, 'No, we don
't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!'Th
e duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any
nails. Tha house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal st
ereo over his earsAnything you like, he won't hear you!What do you get if you cr
oss a mouse with a triceratopsEnormous holes in the skirting board.A man goes to
his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine and
a stool sample.'Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc,' the man says, 'Can't I just l
eave a pair of my underwearThis guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he
jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happen
s. Only a littleworried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unf
ortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Eart
h, he sees a woman coming up the other way.He shouts to her 'Do you know anythin
g about parachutes''No', she says, 'Do you know anything about gas stoves'This g
uy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a ple
asant voice 'Can you talk' This goes on for weeks with ab $10.They then switched
places. 'Drunk and disorderly, eh You are fined $20.''Hey,' protested the first
, 'When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!''Yes,' said the second judge
, 'But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear be
fore the court this morning.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they
lit a fire in the craft.Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can'
t have your kayak and heat it too.A ham sandwich walks into a bar.The bartender
solutely no response from the bird.Finally one morning, totally fed up, he shout
s'CAN YOU TALK, YOU STUPID CREATURE CAN YOU TALK'The bird looks him in the eye a
nd says 'I can talk, all right. Can you fly'HUMAN CANNONBALL 'That does it, I qu
it!'CIRCUS MANAGER 'But where will I ever find another man of your caliber'DOCTO
R I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.PATIENT Give me the b
ad news first.DOCTOR Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid.P
ATIENT That'ssays, 'Sorry, we don't serve lunch here.'A woman walks into a cafe
with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, kn
owing her farts are loud, she decides to fart simultaneously with the cafe music
.Every time the music gets really loud she let out a long fart.She saw that ever
yone in the cafe was staring at her and it was then she realized that she was we
aring headphones the whole time...A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martin
us. 'You mean a martini' the bartender a terrible, what's the really bad newsDOC
TOR I've been trying to call you since yesterday...This guy walks into a bar, ca
rrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, an
d says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and Soda.'Then t
he crocodile says 'And I'll have a Whiskey Sour'.The dumbfounded bartender gasps
'That's incredible, I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!'And the guy sa
ys 'He can't, the chicken is a ventriloquist.'A man goes to his sks.The Roman re
plies, 'If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!'Another Roman walks up
to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, 'Five beers, please.'Patient 'Doctor
, I feel like a pair of curtains.'Doctor 'Pull yourself together then.'Boy what'
s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glueGirl I don't know.Boy
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.Girl What about the pot of glueBo
y I knew you'd get stuck there!One day a duck walks in a store and ask the ma R
psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he feels like a TeePee
and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.The psychiatrist explainsYo
ur problem is obvious, you're two tents.'What's the difference between a well dr
essed man and a tired dogOne wears a suit, and the other just pants.My mother in
law called in today...I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all
the mice threw themselves on the traps!I had a job lined up as a chimney sweep,
but it fell through.I the American Siamese twins goto EnglandSo the other one c
ould drive for a while.One day in Russia, Rudy, a Communist Party member, was di
scussing the upcoming stormy weather with his wife, Helga. Rudy said it looked l
ike a huge rainstorm was coming, but Helga said it was surely snow! Rain, said R
udy insistently! Snow, said Helga, stubbornly! This went on for quite some time,
until the exasperated husband finally said'Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear!!!
!!!!'Why are they raising the drinking age to 2 was supposed to work in the bloo
d lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.Then the offer I had
to work for Marboro went up in smoke.I was a trapeze artist for a while, but th
en I was let go.I applied for a job as a telemarketer but didn't get the call.My
wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glassof lemonade afte
r a long hard day. A bird flew over and, withperfect aim left a deposit squarely
in the middle of my wife's head. She reached up, felt the damage, and shou3 in
IrelandTo cut the drinking out of the elementary schools.What did the boy mushro
om say to the girl mushroomHey, I'm a fun guy!How can a women lose lots of ugly
fat quickDIVORCE HIM!!!!What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpersA nervous
wreck.How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to landThe lead goes s
lack!Many an American tourist around Windsor Castle have been heard asking'Why d
id they build it so close to the airport'Why did the chicken cross the roadTo pr
oted'Quick, get some toilet paper''It wouldn't do any good', I quipped, 'He's mi
les away by now.'Old eskimo saying...'Never eat yellow snow.'Do ya guys wanna he
ar a joke about a chocolate cakeForget it... it's too crummy.What do you get whe
n you cross a Pit Bull with LassieA dog that rips your leg off and then runs for
help!Old Chief Gnarled Oak, turned into a millionaire by the discovery of oil o
n his reservation, was proud and pleased when his two boys were accepted into a
swank yacht club. e manager says, 'No, I don't have any nails.'The duck says, 'O
kay, good. Do you sell grapes'Teacher 'Where was the Constitution of India signe
d'Student 'At the bottom of the page!'Fred 'Why do elephants wear red nail polis
h'Bob 'I don't know, why'Fred 'To hide in cherry trees.'Bob 'But I've never seen
an elephant in a cherry tree.'Fred 'See, it works.'How can you drop a raw egg o
nto a concrete floor without cracking itAny way you want, concrete floors are ve
ry hard to crack.What didFor years, it seemed, his one consuming ambition was to
see his red sons in the sail set.The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two ol
d aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But, alas, they g
ot greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were
talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts.When Mary Poppins grew too old for
the nanny business, she moved out to L.A., to open a fortune-telling shop and mo
uth-wash store. She hung a sign out her window upon ope the magnet say to the ot
her magnetI find you very attractive! Patient 'I get a terrible pain in my eye w
hen I drink a cup of coffee.'Doctor 'Try taking the spoon out.' A completely ine
briated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot
in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, 'I've got to take you in pal. You're o
bviously drunk.'The wasted man asked, 'Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk
''Yeah buddy, I'm sure,' said the cop, 'Let's go.'Breathing a sigh of reliefning
, which said'SUPER CALIFORNIA MYSTIC AND EXPERT AT HALITOSIS'Dyslexics of the Wo
rld..... UNTIE!Did you hear about the woman who went to the bank and got a home
improvement loan, took it home, gave it to her husband and told him to get lost.
Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dress. When sh
e got there the cubbard was bare and so was her daughter, I guess.Mary had a lit
tle lamb, The Dr.'s were surprised.But when Old McDonald had a farm, they almost
passed out.Why did R, the wino said, 'Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled
.'A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads 'Talking Dog for Sale.' Intrigue
d, he walks in.'So what have you done with your life' he asks the dog.'I've led
a very full life,' says the dog. 'I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims
. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the resid
ents of a retirement home.'The guy is flabbergasted.He asks the dogs owner, 'Why
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Japan.'Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, 'Car ve
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their careers.The Australian says 'I want to be the first Australian to land on
the moon'The American says 'I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars!
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can't land on the sun it's to hot you'll burn up have a ranch. They have just l
ost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead t
ells the blonde, 'I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under th
at amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.'She goes to the market and find
s one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office an
d finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the
blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operato
!'The Irishman says 'Well I'll go at night then!'A blonde was driving down the h
ighway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thin
king for a minute, she said to herself, 'oh well !' and turned around and drove
home.On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said 'CLEAN RE
STROOMS 8 MILES'.By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms
.A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly
, 'Awww, look at the dead br to send the word 'comfortable.'Skeptical, the opera
tor asks, 'How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word'The re
dhead replies, 'She's a blonde so she reads slow 'Come for ta bull.'Can a kangar
oo jump higher than the Empire State BuildingOf course. The Empire State Buildin
g can't jump.A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. Whe
n they died, God granted all of them one wish.The first person said, 'I want to
be gorgeous.' God snapped his fingers and it happirdie'.The blonde stops, looks
up, and says, 'Where'A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been drivin
g the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop Do you know where you were goingBlonde N
o, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.A house
wife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked 'How much is 2+2'The housewife repli
es 'Four!'.The accountant says 'I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those fig
ures through my spreadsheet one more time.'The lawyer pulls the drened.The secon
d person said the same thing and God did the same thing.This want on and on thro
ughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By
the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling
on the ground.When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, 'I wish they were a
ll ugly again.'Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seekBecause he was always
spotted.In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile o
f applesapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, 'How much do you want
it to be'Tourist class in an airplane. Two arabs in the window and centre seats,
a Jew is on the aisle. The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juic
e so they won't have to crawl over him. While he's in the galley they spit in hi
s shoes.He brings the juice back. As the plane starts to land, he puts his shoes
on, feels what's happened, and turns to them.'When will it stop The hatred, the
violence, the killing...the spitti* Only take one. God is watching *Further dow
n the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note* Take all you w
ant. God is watching the apples *What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1
letter in itEnvelope.A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they
approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the to
wn.They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.At the counter, the h
usband asked the blonde waitress, 'Before we order, couldng in the shoes...The p
issing in the orange juice'What is the difference between a pschyopath and a neu
roticA psychopath knows for certain that five and five make eleven the neurotic
knows the five plus five equals ten, but it worries him.What's the difference be
tween Prince Charles and a geyserOne is heir to the throne and the other is thro
wn to the air.What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her headOliveWhat do y
ou call a man with toilet paper in his mouthJohnA blonde and a redhead R you pl
ease settle an argument for us Would you please pronounce where we are very slow
ly'She leaned over the counter and said, 'Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.'Why did the can cr
usher quit his jobBecause it was soda pressing.A proud and confident genius make
s a bet with (in his mind) an idiot.The genius says, 'Hey idiot, every question
I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask
me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000.'The idiot says,
'Okay.' The gennglish Tourist Hello. Do you farm around hereCornish Farmer Aye.E
nglish Tourist Fantastic day isn't itCornish Farmer Aye.English Tourist Have you
lived here all of your lifeCornish Farmer Not yet.What do you call a man with a
spade in his headDoug.How do you get an Irishman to burn his earRing him up whi
le he's ironing.Q. Why does a duck have flat feetA. To stamp out fire in the woo
ds.Q. Why does an elephant have flat feetA. To stamp out burning ducks.A lawyer
has died and goneius then asks, 'How many continents are there in the world'The
idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.The idiot says, 'Now me ask what animal
stands with two legs but sleeps with three'The genius tries and searches very h
ard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000.The genius says, 'Dang
it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question'The idiot hands ove
r $5.A mom texts, 'Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean'He texts back, 'I Don
't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Late to heaven. When he gets at the gate to hea
ven, he sees St. Peter and starts to complain'Why have I died I'm only 39, I cou
ld easily have lived to be 80!'St. Peter replies'According to the number of hour
s you charged your clients you ARE 80.....'What do you call a LADA with twin exh
austs A wheelbarrow.What do you call a blind dinosaurImsureheneversaurus.When is
a door not a doorWhen it is ajar!!A city slicker drives through a little town,
and stops at a gas station to fill up. Going into ve to the armadillo that it co
uld be done.Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morni
ng tea pat yelled 'Mick! I lost me finger!''Have you now' says Mick. 'And how di
d you do it''I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There
goes another one!'A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.Cucumber Gee, how c
ome you look so redTomato I saw the salad dressing.What's black, has four legs a
nd fliesTwo pairs of trousers.'I saw a horrible accident on the wthe station to
pay he sees a man playing checkers with a dog. 'Utterly fantastic', he gasps, 'a
dog who plays checkers. You could take him to the city and make piles of money
with him.'After his next move the man looks up and says'Awh, he ain't so smart.
I can beat him two out of three.'A man from Farmborough goes into a pub with a p
ig under his arm. As he walks in, the barman spots him and exclaims, 'Hell fire!
That's an ugly looking animal you've got there ! Where on Earth did you get it
''I won it ay to the club tonight...Two taxicabs collided and 30 scotsmen were k
illed...'How many blind people does it take to change a light bulbIt depends whe
ther the switch is on or off.What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia
Yoghurt has a real live culture.What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witness
es and a LadaYou can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses.Why do LADA's have he
ated rear windscreensTo keep your hands warm when your pushing them.What do you
call a LADA with a sun-roin a raffle', says the pig.How many doctors does it tak
e to screw in a light bulbThat depends on whether it has health insurance.How ma
ny dope addicts does it take to screw in a light bulbTwo. One to roll it and one
to light it up.How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb
None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.How many existentialists does i
t take to screw in a light bulbTwo. One to screw it in and one to observe how th
e light bulb itself symbolizes a single iofA skip.How can you double the worth o
f a LADA By filling its gasoline tank.Why is a LADA so handy during the Finnish
winter You don't need safety belts - you freeze tightly to the seat.Why do they
give away free TVs with LadasSo you've got something to do while waiting for the
mechanic to come and fix it.What do you call someone who buys a second-hand Lad
aA scrap dealer.But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people wit
h dark glassesHe's the one with the white stick..E Rncandescent beacon of subje
ctive reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudli
n cosmos of nothingness.How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulbOh
wow, is it like dark, manHow many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb
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e second part, also known as 'Light Bulb', do hereby and forthwith agree to a tr
ansaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removede mu
st choose one to spend eternity in.In the first room, people are standing in dir
t up to their necks. The guy says, 'No, let me see the next room.'In the second
room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses.Guy says no again. Finally S
atan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drin
king coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, 'I pick this room.'Satan says Ok
and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the
way out Satan yells, 'Or.'The mom texts him, 'It's ok, don't worry about it. I'l
l ask your sister, love you too.'There was this guy at a bar, just looking at hi
s drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck dri
ver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down
. The poor man starts crying.The truck driver says, 'Come on man, I was just jok
ing. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.''No,
it's not that,' the man replies, wiping his tears,K, coffee break's over. Every
one back on your heads!'Two aerials meet on a roof... fall in love... get marrie
d.The ceremony was rubbish... but the reception was brilliant.I went to the doct
ors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind'.... He gave me a
kite.My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well.I was amazed, I never knew they w
orked.I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find a
ny.A jump-lead walks into a bar.The barman says 'I'll serve you, but don 'This d
ay is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My o
utraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it
was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I
get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go ins
ide my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, com
e to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you s
how up & drink my poison.'Two guys are walking through a game park & they come a
cross a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. T
hey run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to
say a prayer, 'Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.' He looks to see if
the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees.Happy to see his pr
ayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to
the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer'Thank yoly nine words here. You could
send another 'Woof' for the same price.''But,' the dog replied, 'that would mak
e no sense at all.'It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat
right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is em
pty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. 'No,
' says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. '
Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it
u Lord for the food I am about to receive.'A police officer attempts to stop a c
ar for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100
mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.The cop
approaches the car and says, 'It's been a long day and my shift is almost over,
so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.'The guy
thinks for a few seconds and then says, 'My wife ran away with a cop about a we
ek ago. I thought you might b'The neighbour says, 'Well actually the seat belong
s to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the f
irst World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.''Oh, I'm
so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a
friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat'The man shakes his head. '
No,' he says. 'They're all at the funeral.'A guy dies and is sent to hell.Satan
meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says h Rill.'This must be a mist
ake,' the man says. 'I've been here only 20 minutes!''No mistake,' the doctor sa
ys. 'It's $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.
''Oh, no!' the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. 'The forecast calls f
or rain.''What's the problem with that' asked the rabbit. 'We could use some rai
n.''Sure,' the kangaroo said. 'But that means my kids will have to play inside a
ll day!'A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman p
al her 'my darling.'But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited th
ree more years.At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him
, so he waited another four years.Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, h
e led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said 'My darling, I
love you! Will you marry me'And the lady said, 'Pardon'A snail goes to buy a ca
r. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports c
ar. He's even more surprinting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy par
kas on a hot summer day.Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman aske
d the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.The handyman show
ed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read 'For best results, put on
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ears a knock at the door.He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He pic
ks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.A year later, there's another kno
ck at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.The snail says, he green 'We
lcome' mat is ripped all the shreds.Why did the blonde climb the glass wallTo se
e what's on the other side.What do blondes and beer bottles have in commonBoth e
mpty from the neck up.Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factoryShe was eatin
g all the W's.How do you confuse a blondeGive her a pack of M&M's and tell her t
o put them in alphabetical order.What do you call 10 blondes standing in a rowWi
nd tunnel.How does a blonde kill a fishShe drowns it.What's similar about 'What
was that all about'A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passenge
rs see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.'Captain,' one pa
ssenger asks, 'who is that man over there''I have no idea,' the captain says, 'b
ut he goes nuts every year when we pass him.'One day a man with an elephant walk
s into a movie theater. 'I'm afraid I can't let your elephant in here, sir,' the
manager says.'Oh, I assure you, he's very well behaved,' the man says.'All righ
t then,' the managUFO's and a smart blondeYou keep hearing about them, but never
see one...If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land fi
rstThe brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.Why don't
blondes like picklesThey keep getting their head stuck in the jar..What do you c
all a brunette between 2 blondesAn Interpreter.What do you call a blonde who has
dyed her hair blackArtificial intelligence.How many blondes does it take to mak
e chocolate chip cookies100 er says. 'If you're sure. ...'After the movie, the m
anager says to the man, 'I'm very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and
he even seemed to enjoy the movie!''Yes, I was surprised, too,' says the man. '
He hated the book.'A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only on
e word each year. If he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could
speak two words and so on.One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He ref
rained from speaking for two whole years so he could cal R- 1 to stir and 99 to
peel the M&Ms.How can you tell when a blonde has used your computerWhiteout all
over the screen.What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Smart Bl
ondesThey are all make-believe.Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoesToes Go I
n FirstHow do you change a blondes mindBlow in her ear.What do four blondes have
in commonNothing they can think of.How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday n
ightTell her a joke on thursday...What's the difference between a'.My wife screa
med in pain during labour so I asked, 'What's wrong'.She screamed. 'These contra
ctions are killing me!!''I am sorry, honey.' I replied. 'What is wrong'A blonde
got tired of all the blonde jokes being told at the office so one evening, she w
ent home and memorized all the state capitals.Back in the office the next day, s
ome guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.She interrupted him with a shrill ann
ouncement, 'I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know t
hat this n intelligent blonde and a U.F.O.There have been U.F.O. sightings.How d
o you drown a blondePut a mirror at the bottom of the pool....What goes 'VROOOM.
... SCREECH.... VROOOM.... SCREECH.... VROOOM.... SCREECH!'A blonde at a flashin
g red light!What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a busShe
burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.How does a blond hemophiliac cure herselfWit
h acupuncture!Why does a blonde eat beans on SaturdaySo she can take a bubble ba
th on Sunday.Did yoblonde went home last night and did something probably none o
f you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.'One of the guys, of cours
e, said, 'I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada''N' she answered.My
grandpa always used to say 'as one door closes, another opens'.A lovely man. A
terrible cabinet maker.My mate came second in a Winston Churchill lookalike comp
etition.He was close, but no cigar.Remains to be seen if glass coffins become po
pular.I used to be addicted to soap, but Iu hear about the blond who was two hou
rs late getting home because the escalator got stuckWhy couldn't the blond make
koolaidShe couldn't fit all the water into that little packet!What did the blond
e say when the job interviewer asked her to spell her name 'H-E-R N-A-M-M.'How d
id the blonde break her arm raking leavesFell out of the tree.Man and tall brown
bear wearing a hat go into a bar.Man I'll have a pint of beer, and the bear'll
have a large Matabooboo.Bartender What's a MataboobooB'm clean now.A guy walks i
nto a bar and asks for a beer 'That'll be five dollars', says the bartender, and
the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up
the coins and serves the beer.The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for
a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.The next day, again.On the fourt
h day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a 10$ bill. The bartender tak
es advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and ye
ll't start anything'A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.The barman say
s, 'Is this some kind of joke'I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.No
w I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.I was having dinner with Garry Kasporo
v and there was a check tablecloth.It took him two hours to pass me the salt.A t
hree-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He slides up to the bar and
announces 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'I recently swapped all the l
abels on my wife's spics 'here's your change asshole!'The guy looks down at the
coins and says 'I'll have another beer, please.'Guy orders ten shots of whiskey
and downs them bang bang bang.The bartender is like 'Whoa whoa whoa why are you
going so hard' and the guy says 'You'd drink like that too if you had what I hav
e' and the bartender gasps and asks 'Oh my god what do you have'The guys says 'T
wo dollars.'I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer.Yea
h, I gave 'em my too weak notice.My girlfriene rack, she hasn't noticed yet.But
the thyme is cumin.I'm sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collecti
on.She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.An elderly couple is in church.The
wife says to the husband, 'I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do
'The husband says, 'Change the battery in your hearing aid.'I got fired from my
job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer 'Smoking' or 'N
on-smoking'.Apparently the correct terms are 'Cremation' and 'Burial Rised when
the snail requires that a big red 'S' be painted on both sides.'Why would you w
ant such a thing' asked the salesman.The snail replied, 'I want people to say, '
Look at that S car go!'A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner h
ands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch.A few
hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, 'I'm finished.But yo
u should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche.'A man died and went to T
he Judgment, thething serious mam, just shit in the gas tank.'The blonde asks 'H
ow often'The evolution of mathematics education during the last 30 years.1960's
- A peasant sells a bag of potatoes for $10. His costs amount to 4/5 of his sell
ing price. What is his profit1970's - A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $10.
His costs amount to 4/5 of his selling price, i.e. $8. What is his profit1970's
(New Math) - A farmer exchanges a set P of potatoes with a set M of money. The c
ardinality of the set M is equal to $10 y told him, 'Before you meet with God, I
should tell you, we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn'
t do anything particularly good or bad. We're not really sure what to do with yo
u. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision'The newly a
rrived soul thought for a moment and replied, 'Yeah, once I was driving along an
d came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled ove
r, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a bigrmer is si
tting on a stone near his farm, all in blood and crying. His neighbor is passing
by.'What's wrong' the neighbor asks.'I bought a new boomerang,' the crying guy
answered.'So, why are you crying' the neighbor asks again.'I can't throw away th
e old one...'A sailor walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook hand and an eyepa
tch over his eye. He and the barman starts to talkBarman 'What happened to you'S
ailor 'Well, a whale bit off my leg, I was in a sword fight and lost my hand, an
d then a ear Nuttin' Yogi.What do you say to an Arts graduate with a jobI'll hav
e a hamburger please.Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.Gravity brings m
e down.While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own fo
rm of misery.Xerox never comes up with anything original.If your feet smell and
your nose runs........you're built upside down.Monty Python- My dog's got no nos
e.- But how does it smell- Awful.Three statisticians go out hunting together. Af
ter a while they spot abird sh*t in my eyes'Barman 'You don't lose you eye even
if a bird sh*ts in it!'Sailor 'It's easy when you have had the hook for only one
week!!!!'The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said'Since we are
the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.' 'That is very k
ind of you,' said the doctor emotionally, and then added,'Can I see that prescri
ption I just gave you I'd like to make a litt solitary rabbit.The first statisti
cian takes aim and overshoots.The second aims and undershoots.The third shouts o
ut 'We got him!'.What's that brown stuff between an elephant's toesSlow natives.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstepMatt.Wh
at has one horn and gives milkA milk lorry.How do you get 100 Liverpool supporte
rs in a miniGet the police to open the doors for them.....Where do you find a to
rtoise with no legsWhere you left it.An Australian fale change...'A circus owner
walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus ow
ner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some
wheelin' and dealin' they settled for $10000 for the duck and the pot.Three days
later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, 'Your duck is a ripoff! I
put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!'
'd's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.It jus
t made her more upset.She screamed at me, 'What am I supposed to do with two dea
d dogs'I tried to donate blood today... NEVER AGAIN!So many questions...Who's bl
ood is thatHow did you get it.....I recently discovered that someone had been pu
tting soil in my yard.The plot thickens.I tried to catch fog yesterday..........
Mist.A blonde takes her car to be fixed.After the mechanic is done with his work
he said 'No RSo' asked the ducks former owner, 'did you remember to light the
candle under the pot'What to you call a man with a seagull on his headCliff.Ther
e was this man in a restaurant who had ordered some soup. But the waiter kept hi
m waiting (what else does a waiter do). The guy sitting next to him *did* have a
dish with soup in front of him on the table, but he wasn't eating it. So our ma
n takes this dish with soup and starts eating.When he's almost finished he notic
ed a dirty hairy comb lying on the bott asprins.Why are elephants wrinkledHave y
ou ever tried to iron oneThe Lone Ranger and his faithful indian companion Tonto
were pursuing a vicious gang of renegade Apaches. They had ridden into a box ca
nyon when they suddenly discovered that all exits were blocked by their quarry,
and the hunters were now the hunted.'Looks like the end of the trail for us, Ton
to.''What you mean 'us'... white man'Two Irishmen met and one said to the other,
'Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat'Pat said, 'Well, I haveom of the dish, so he
puked all the soup back into the dish.The guy next to him says 'That's just as
far as I got too.'How do you make a Irishman spill his pintAsk him the time.Litt
le Tommy walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by
his teacher....Miss Ahh, Good Morning Tommy, and where were you yesterdayTommy
I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt.Miss He wasn't too badly hurt was heTom
my Oh aye Miss, they don't mess around at these crematoriums you know.A co and I
haven't.'His friend asked, 'Shure, and what d'ye mean by that'Pat said, 'It's l
ike this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap tha
t he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us.'H
ow do you sink an Irish submarineKnock on the hatch.Sean was fishing and it star
ted to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter.His pal McGinty saw him an
d called, 'Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a few spots o' rain, now'Sean replied
, 'I'm not...thndo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apa
rtment'What kind of work do you do' they were asked.'My husband is an engineer a
nd I'm a school-teacher,' the wife replied.'Any children' asked a committee memb
er.'Yes, 7 & 8 years old,' the wife replied.'Animals' asked another committee me
mber.'Oh no! They're very well-behaved!'There was a cannibal walking through the
jungle and he came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somew
hat hungry he sat down and looked ovJOKES BASpoke file routine after assemblin
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goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile oforanges.'Can
I help you madam' asks the shopkeeper.'Well, I was looking for some fruit for m
y husband. Have these oranges been treated with any posoinous fertilizer or weed
killer'she replies. 'No madam, you'll have to get that from the chemist's.'Why a
re elephants large, grey and wrinkledBecause if they were small, white and smoot
h they'd be Re that officer trying to give her back!'Why did the fish blushBeca
use it saw the ocean's bottom.What's the difference between a guitar and a fishY
ou can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.Whoever invented knock knock jokes
should get a no bell prize.What did the green grape say to the purple grape'Bre
athe, stupid!'The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.So two Iri
shmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads give
s them both a bit of advice 'Ymonkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the s
ame policeman. The policeman said, 'Hey there, I thought I told you to take that
money to the zoo!'The boy answered, 'I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema.
'A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So they ea
ch go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get tog
ether.The priest begins 'When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism
and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his firstou watch them Aussie c
ab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You h
aggle.'At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they
reach their destination, the cabbie says, 'That'll be twenty dollars, lads.''Oh
no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollar
s from me,' says one of the men.'And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too,
' adds the other.Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressi
ve set communion.''I found a bear by the stream,' says the minister, 'and preach
ed Gods holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.'They b
oth look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.'Looking bac
k,' he says, 'maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.'What do you
get when you cross a fish and an elephantSwimming trunks.A man walks out on his
front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls a
nimal control and about an ho of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little,
making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath
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at is the chemical formula for water'Student 'HIJKLMNO.'Teacher 'What are you ta
lking about'Student 'Yesterday you said it's H to O!'Four men are in the hospita
l waiting room because their wives are having babies.A nurse approaches the firs
t guy and says, 'Congratulations! You're the fatur later a man shows up with a l
adder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man, 'I'
m here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I'm going to use this ladder to clim
b up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground.
The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites
their balls which calms the animal down so I can put him in the truck.'The man
says 'Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shoth
er of twins.'. 'That's odd,' answers the man. 'I work for the Minnesota Twins!'A
nurse then yells the second man, 'Congratulations! You're the father of triplet
s!'. 'That's weird,' answers the second man. 'I work for the 3M company!'A nurse
goes up to the third man saying, 'Congratulations! You're the father of quadrup
lets.'. 'That's strange,' he answers. 'I work for the Four Seasons hotel!'The la
st man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. 'What's wrong' the
others ask. 'I work for 7 gun for'The animal control employee says, 'Oh, that's
for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla.'A man hasn't be
en feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the
doctor comes out with the results. 'I'm afraid I have some very bad news,' the
doctor says. 'You're dying, and you don't have much time left.''Oh, that's terri
ble!' says the man. 'How long have I got''Ten,' the doctor says sadly.'Ten' the
man asks. 'Ten what Months Weeks What!''Nine..Up!'Teacher 'Anyone who thinks he'
s stupid may stand up!'Nobody stands upTeacher 'I'm sure there are some stupid s
tudents over here!!'Little Johnny stands upTeacher 'Ohh, Johnny you think you're
stupid'Little Johnny 'No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone...'A boy
with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a police
man who said, 'Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey to th
e zoo.'The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the R.'For a perio
d, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did...I guess you could say
it was a stage he was going through.An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the
city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping,
the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea w
hat it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors a
nd the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back
down. When the with really good hearing Deaf defying.My wife keeps telling me t
o stop pretending to be butter. But I'm on a roll now.A father in Iraq gave his
daughter a new bag. She said, 'Thanks for the Baghdad.'I wouldn't buy anything w
ith velcro. It's a complete rip-off.I tried drag racing the other day. It's murd
er trying to run in heels.How does Darth Vader like his toast On the dark side.I
'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it. I guess you coul
d say I'm low-key.My wife says doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out.The
father leans over and whispers to the son, 'Son, go get your mother!'A Spanish
captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, 'An e
nemy ship is approaching us!'The captain replies calmly, 'Go get my red shirt.'
The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy ro
unds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win.The soldier asks, 'Congra
ts sir, but why the red shirt' The captain replies, 'If I she's leaving me becau
se she thinks I'm too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on!What kind o
f tea you drink with the Queen Royal tea.I told my Dad he should embrace his mis
takes. He gave me a hug.What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance Ni
na.The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There's absolutely
no point to it.There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There's
nothing left but de Brie.Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. got inj
ured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope.'Just the
n, another soldier runs up and says, 'Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy
ships!' The captain calmly replies, 'Go bring my brown pants.'Paddy and Murphy a
re having a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says,
'Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with
them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat'Murphy thinks
for a minute then sayI woke up exhausted.What are bald sea captains most worried
about Cap sizes.No matter how kind you are.... German children are kinder.Where
do you learn to make ice cream At sundae school.After dinner my wife asked me i
f I could clear the table. I needed a run up, but I made it.Who was the roundest
knight at King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference.As I handed my Dad his 50th
birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said.... 'You know, on
e would have been enough.'If prisoJ2 BIN8£88£8zhIiiXjjjjkkkNlllmsmmnVnnnOoo
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my vacuum cleaner the other day.All it was doing was collecting dust!Why was th
e picture sent to jailBecause it was frameners could take their own mug shots...
. Would they be called cellfiesWhy do chicken coops only have two doors Because
if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.Dogs can't operate MRI machines
.... ....But catscan.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon Great food, n
o atmosphere.I got an e-mail saying, 'At Google Earth, we can read maps backward
s!' and I thought... 'That's just spam.'When does a joke become a Dad joke When
it becomes fully groan.I can't stand stair lifts. Theyd!Two cows are standing in
a field. The first cow says to the second 'Have you heard about this mad cow di
sease It makes cows go crazy and then they die.'The second cow replies 'Good thi
ng I'm a helicopter then.'What has four wheels and fliesA garbage truck!What's m
ade of brass and sounds like Tom JonesTrombones.What do prisoners use to call ea
ch other Cell phones.I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers. It was
the best dam program I've ever seen.What do you call an old person R drive me
up the wall!My son must have been relieved to have finally been born. He looked
like he was running out of womb in there.What has two butts and kills people An
assassin.What do you call a snowman with a six pack An abdominal snowman.My mum
bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. I couldn't find the words t
o thank her.How many apples grow on a tree All of them.What do you call an explo
sive horse Neigh-palm.I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry
ice with me on, 'Take Your Kid to Work Day.'As we were walking around the offic
e, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with h
er. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, 'Daddy, where are all the
clowns that you said that you worked with'Why was 2019 afraid of 2020Because th
ey had a fight and 2021!My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner
plates by the year they were bought. It's an extremely rare dish order.My frien
d keeps saying, 'Cheer basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.On
e of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported. We don't have
Oleg to stand on.A Dutchman has invented shoes that record how many miles you've
walked. Clever clogs.I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was a
pplying a mud pack. You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.What do you
call a horse that moves around a lot Unstable.I just texted my girlfriend Ruth
and told her that it's over between us. I'up man, it could be worse. You could b
e stuck underground in a hole full of water.' I know he means well.How many Cali
fornians does it take to change a light bulbSix. One to turn the bulb, one for s
upport, and four to relate to the experience.How many New Yorkers does it take t
o screw in a light bulbNone 'o yo' damn business!How many New Yorkers does it ta
ke to screw in a light bulb50. 50 Yeah 50 its in the contract.How many Psychiatr
ists does it take to change a light bulbOnly one, but tm Ruthless.What type of m
agazines do cows read Cattlelogs.What do you get if you put a duck in a cement m
ixer Quacks in the pavement.Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One d
raws a line in the dirt and says, 'If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the f
ace.' That was the punchline.My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me la
st night. But I will recover.Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so af
ter 4 hours... They called it a day.A storm blew away 5% of my roof lhe bulb ha
s got to really WANT to change.How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a l
ight bulbNone the bulb will change itself when it is ready.How many software peo
ple does it take to screw in a light bulbNone. Thats a hardware problem.How many
hardware folks does it take to change a light bulbNone. That's a software probl
em.How many Unix programmers does it take to change a light bulbFour. One to cha
nge the bulb. One to write the manual page. One to describe what all the options
are ast night.... Oof.I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing w
ith my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over
it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.On his deathbed, my granddad said to me
, 'Remember these two words. They'll open a lot of doors for you in life.' 'Push
and pull.'I said to my wife, 'I need to call the doctor today.' 'Which doctor'
she asked. 'No, the regular kind.'A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, po
ints it at the teller and sfor. One to explain why it is better to change lightb
ulbs with Unix than with DOS.How many graduate students does it take to screw in
a light bulbOnly one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it d
one.How many 'Real Men' does it take to change a light bulbNone 'Real Men' aren'
t afraid of the dark.How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulbNo
ne A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.How many Jewish
mothers does it take to screw in a light buays,'Give me all your money or you're
geography!' The teller replies, 'Don't you mean historyThe robber says, 'Don't
change the subject!'What do you say to your sister when she's crying Are you hav
ing a crisisI was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and I thought to myself... ..
.Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy.My son just said to me that he doesn't understand c
loning. I said, 'That makes two of us'.If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sou
nd Russian, then soviet.I took my 8-year old girl to the off RlbNone. ('Thats a
ll right...I'll just sit here in the dark...')How many Marxists does it take to
screw in a light bulbNone The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolutio
n.How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb1,000,001 O
ne to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where t
hey need light bulbs again.How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to s
crew in a light bulbNone, because people who glow in the dark don't need light
change the bulb and one not to change it.How many Zen masters does it take to sc
rew in a light bulbOne to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen
answer is Four. One to change the bulb.How many Zen masters does it take to scr
ew in a light bulbNone. Zen masters carry their own light.How many Carl Sagans d
oes it take to screw in a light bulbBillions and billions.How many folk singers
does it take to screw in a light bulbTwo. One to change the bulb, and one to wri
te a song aboutbulbs.How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bul
bNobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.How many nuclea
r engineers does it take to change a light bulbSeven. One to install the new bul
b and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.Ho
w many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulbFive One to change th
e bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.How many Christians does i
t take to change a light bulbT how good the old light bulb was.How many surreali
sts does it take to change a light bulbTwo, one to hold the giraffe, and the oth
er to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.How many gorillas doe
s it take to screw in a light bulbOnly one, but it sure takes a bucketload of li
ght bulbs!How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulbThree. One to fi
nd a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bil
l it all to Medicare.How many IBM Technical Wrhree, but they're really only one.
How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulbNone, but it
takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.How many juggle
rs does it take to change a light bulbOne, but it takes at least three light bul
bs.How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulbThat's not funny, abusi
ve white male aggressor!!What do you say to an Arts graduate with a jobI'll have
a hamburger please.How many Feminists does it take to changiters does it take t
o change a light bulb100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC750043
9-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pa
ges state only 'This page intentionally left blank', and 20% of the definitions
are of the form 'A...... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated
by blanks'.How many professors does it take to change a light bulbOnly one, but
they get three tech. reports out of it.How many people from New Jersey does it
take a light bulbFive, four to try like men and fail miserably, one to find a fe
male electrician, settle for a man and picket as he works.How many economists do
es it take to screw in a light bulbNone. If the government would just leave it a
lone, it would screw itself in.How many economists does it take to screw in a li
ght bulbNone. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have
already caused it to happen.How many Valley Girls does it take to change a ligh
t bulbOooh, like, mane to change a light bulbThree. One to change the light bulb
, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.How many blondes does
it take to screw in a light bulb10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the
ladder.How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulbNone. It turned itself
in.How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulbHow many can you affordH
ow many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulbNone. There never *w
as* any light bulb.Notes Probablual labor Gag me with a spoon! For sure.How many
data-base people does it take to change a light bulbThree One to write th
e light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion progra
m, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody
else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.How many Zen masters does i
t take to screw in a light bulbA tree in a golden forest.How many Zen masters do
es it take to screw in a light bulbTwo one to Ry the only really good light bul
b joke of 1984.How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulbS
orry, that item has been cut from the budget!VHow many sorority sisters does it
take to change a light bulb51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about t
he bulb being changed.How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulbTh
ree One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.How many
frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulbFive One to holck in orbit, Scott
y notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detect
ion. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward
the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. S
cotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to bea
m up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with it
s five year mission.n..an's lifeThird grade. 'us'... white man' Woodward.22d the
bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.How many bureaucrats does it
take to screw in a light bulbTwo. One to assure the everything possible is bein
g done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.How many board meet
ings does it take to get a light bulb changedThis topic was resumed from last we
ek's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It w
ill be continued next week. Meanwhile...How many assholes does it take to change
a light bulbNo from the current position as a result of failure to perform prev
iously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumi
nation of the area ranging from.....How many missionaries does it take to screw
in a light bulb101. One to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone el
se to screw in light bulbs too.How many netters does it take to submit a light b
ulb joke1000. One to submit the joke and 999 to submit 'How many programmers doe
s it take to screw in a light bulb Nonne... assholes never see the light anyway.
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb45. One to change t
he bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.How many hippies does it take to screw in a
light bulbOh wow, is it like dark, manHow many consultants does it take to chang
e a light bulbI'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.How many U.S mari
nes does it take to screw in a light bulb 50. One to screw in the light bulb and
the remaining 49 to guard him .How many Romulans de, that's a hardware problem.
'How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulbHow many do you th
ink it takesHow many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulbTwo. One
to screw in the light bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.Ho
w many circus performers does it take to screw in a light bulbFour. One to chang
e the bulb and three to go, 'Ta da!'This Irish guy ordered a pizza with everythi
ng on it. When it came out of the oven, the guy asked him if he'd likoes it take
to screw in a light bulb151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-de
struct the ship out of disgrace.(Warning do not tell this to Romulans or be read
y for a fight. They consider this joke to be a disgrace)How many Vulcans does it
take to change a light bulbApproximately 1.00000000000000000000000How many memb
ers of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb7. Scotty will r
eport to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt ou
t, to whie it cut into four or eight pieces.'Make it four,' said the Irishman.'I
'll never be able to eat eight.'Why do Australian men piss in the garden at part
iesBecause there's always someone throwing up in the loo!Did you hear about the
Irishman who was tap dancingHe broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.Lem an
d Clem stood by a car in which they had locked the key.'Why don't we get a coat
hanger to open it' Lem asked.'No,' answered Clem. 'People will think we're tryin
g to break in.'Lem said, 'Wch Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. S
cotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, an
d complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make
an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a l
ight bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security o
fficers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, a
nd the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, ba Rhat if we use a po
cket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock
''No,' said Clem. 'People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger.'Well,'
sighed Lem, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the
sun roof is open!'You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up lin
e is,'Hey Baby, nice tooth!'What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legsTa
ke it for a drag.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situationsH
owdsYou know that little indrestructable black box that is used on planes, why c
an't they make the whole plane out of the same substanceYou know you're a rednec
k if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!This big, braw
ny, dark-skinned Latin feller walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a beautiful b
lue-and-red parrot. The bartender says, admiringly'That's beautiful where'd you
get it'And the parrot says'Down in Mexico there're millions of 'em!'There was a
young man from Rango does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the m
orningsIf nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the fr
ying pane,' he replied. 'Where else can you store a Rolls for a month for sevent
een francs'Woodward.22open!'You know you're a redneck if your most successful pi
ck-up line is, 'Hey Baby, nice tooth!'What do you do with a dog with no arms and
no legsTake it for a drag.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical s
ituationsHow does the guy who on,Who's farts could be heard on the moon,When you
least would expect them,They'd roar from his rectum,With a sound like a double
bassoon!A teacher was testing her class's ability to taste by giving them life s
avers. First, she gave them all red ones and their hands went up, 'Cherry!' 'Ver
y good,' said the teacher.Next she gave them a white one and they thought about
it and finally one kid said, 'Peppermint' 'Excellent,' said the teacher.Finally
she gave them honey flavored brown ones. They tasted tnges everything'.The perso
n who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.My three favorite things are eat
ing my family and not using commas.Say what you want about deaf people...Nothing
tops a plain pizza.I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend'
s killer, but no-one will do it.I refused to believe my road worker father was s
tealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.My girlfriend
told me to go out and get something that makes her look beautiful......so I gs,
'That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin b
oat!'Knock, knock.Who's thereI eat mopI eat mop whoYou eat WHAT By Geoff Camp, A
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the cathedral roof.Concerning bagpipes The Irish invented them and gave them to
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said.'You'd better give me seven of them, then. I'll be gone a week.'Why are the
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ar, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's calle
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fits (Draw everything in red).1980's - A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $10.
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e of the summer in 2092...'My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well.
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he signs were there.My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep......not scream
ing in fear like the passengers in his car.Optimist The glass is half full.Pessi
mist The glass is half empty.Mother Why didn't you use a coaster!A recent scient
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read that number.When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.The firs
t one says 'You need to eat that chocolate.'The other voice goes 'You heard. Eat
theeces on the wall.I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.The Quee
n takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.Suddenly one o
f the horses farts very loudly. 'I am terribly sorry,' apologizes the embarrasse
d Queen.The pope replies, 'Oh don't worry, if you hadn't said anything, I'd just
think it was one of the horses!'Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very ni
ce, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a cou
ple of weeks later, it wasn't i chocolate.'Job interviewer 'And where would you
see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries'Mr. Jeffries 'Personally I believe
my biggest weakness is in listening.'Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after sc
hool and Fred is all excited'Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! W
e went to this dude's house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!''No way!''Yes
way,' insists Fred, 'come with me and check it out for yourself if you don't be
lieve me.'Twenty minutes later they're ringing the dn the bathroom.Little Johnny
asked his Grandma, 'Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you''Darling
, I'm sorry but I just didn't like it. It was too scratchy. After all those year
s, I've gotten used to the toilet paper.'At a job interview'Mrs. Lober, what do
you consider your greatest weakness''Honesty.''Really I don't believe that is a
weakness at all.''And I don't give a rat's fart about your stupid opinion!'What
is black, sits in a tree and is very dangerousA raven with a machineoorbell at t
he place. A middle-aged lady opens and Fred eagerly asks her, 'Hi! I'm sorry to
bother you but there was a party at your house yesterday and my friend doesn't b
elieve that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!'The lady looks at him for a mome
nt and then yells into the inside of the house, 'Roger, the pig that shat in you
r trombone is here!'A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies bein
g driven by an old gentleman because they're only going 25 mph, stopping the mid
-day traffic.The gun.A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building 'Mr Treppe
r, you live directly above me and you have the same 2 room apartment as I do. Ho
w many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in'We got 18 rolls,' answer
s the neighbor.Two months later the guy meets his neighbor again and says, 'It's
really funny, I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left o
ver.'Neighbor smiles, 'Yeah, so did we.'My teacher asked me to characterize myse
lf in 5 words.'Quite lazy.'A police off policeman asks the driver why is he goin
g so slow.'Well that's the speed limit, isn't it! There was a sign saying 25 and
everything!' the driver defends himself.The policeman sighs, 'No, sir, that's t
he number of the highway you're on. It has nothing to do with the speed limit.''
Oh, so that's what it means...' says the driver, looking shocked.The officer loo
ks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat frozen a
nd stiff.'What's up with the ladies' he asks the driver.The driv Ricer stops a
car and says 'Congratulations, sir! You are the 1,000,000th car to drive over th
is bridge and you win $10,000! What will you do with that money'The driver gets
very emotional and says, 'First of all, I'll finally make my driver's license!'T
he wife cuts in, 'Don't listen to him, officer, he's still drunk!'A hard-of-hear
ing granny from the back seat grumbles, 'I knew we shouldn't have taken the stol
en car!'A voice from the trunk adds, 'Hey, are we past the border now'Police off
icer 'Sir,and promptly starts snoring.In the morning, his wife sighs, 'you've be
en drinking again, Joe, haven't you''How on Earth could you guess that, darling'
'You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!!I found my wife hanging fro
m a rope in the attic.There was a note saying, 'I really can't stand your critic
sm any longer!'I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bri
ng her back to life.As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I
said....'Come on, that's not ho I don't understand. You lost the credit card a
year ago, why are you reporting it now'Guy 'The thief wasn't spending nearly as
much as my wife used to...'Police officer 'But why report it now'Guy 'I think th
e thief's wife got hold of it now.'A boy is sitting on a bus and eating one piec
e of chocolate after the other. A man sits down next to him and says 'Eating so
much chocolate is not healthy for you boy.'The boy replies 'My grandfather died
when he was 112 years old.'The man asks 'You thinkw you spell criticism.'You sto
le my Microsoft Office and for that you're going to pay.You have my Word!My dog
used to chase people on a bike a lot.It got so bad, finally I had to take his bi
ke away.I just like to sleep naked.The air-hostess could have been a bit more un
derstanding.Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody
tells a lie.The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, 'So, you were
at school today, right'Son 'Yeah'.... Detector 'Beep.'Son 'OK, OK, I he became s
o old because he was eating lots of chocolate'The boy answers 'He became so old
because he minded his own business.'Funny, those road signs 'Caution - Watch for
children!'I mean, how dangerous can a child beA guy walks into a bar and says u
rgently to the bartender,'Give me a beer before trouble starts!' He drinks his b
eer and orders another, again saying, 'Give me a beer before trouble starts!'The
bartender is confused but lets it go for another two beers, when he finally ask
s, 'Hey ma was in a cinema'.... Detector 'Beep.'Son 'Alright, I went for a beer
with my friends.'Father 'What! At your age, I wouldn't touch alcohol!'.... Detec
tor 'Beep.'Mother laughs 'Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!'.... Detector '
Beep.'I took away my ex-girlfriend's wheelchair.Guess who came crawling back to
meIf you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero.But try do
nating five kidneys, people start yelling, police gets called..... sheesh!'Two m
en are playing golf. One n, when are you gonna pay for those beers'The guy answe
rs, 'And now the trouble starts!A priest falls into water and soon starts to dro
wn. But his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him.A small boat r
ows to him and offers help. 'No! God will help me, thank you!' gasps the priest
and continues drowning. A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the
man out of the water. 'No!' fights the priest. 'God alone will save me!' The bo
at leaves and the priest finally drowns.In heaven, of them is about to take a sw
ing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops m
id-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation
.His opponent comments 'That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You
are a very feeling man.'The man, recovering himself, replies, 'Yeah, well we we
re married 35 years.'What is the worst combination of illnessesAlzheimer's and d
iarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.Grandpa's last words willhe fe
els quite betrayed and goes to ask God about it.'Well, you moron,' thunders the
Lord, 'and who do you think sent all those ships!''Granny, why do you read obitu
aries every dayDon't worry grandson. I just want to see who is single again.A gu
y spends the night drinking in a bar.When he finally leaves at 430, he immediate
ly falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls,
gets back up. On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There h
e falls in his bed R stay with me forever'Quit rattlin' the ladder ya little h
ooligan!'Patient to his doctor 'Doctor, please help me. I think I'm a moth.'The
doctor says 'I'm sorry, but I'm not your guy. You have to go see a psychiatrist.
'The patient sighs 'I wanted to. But the light in your office is so much brighte
r!'A patient runs out of the operation room, screaming.A doctor stops him and as
ks 'Mr. Ainsley! What on Earth is happening! Why are you running!'The patient br
eathes heavily 'I was about to be opera somebody responsible.'You've found your
man,' I responded, 'whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always sai
d that I was responsible!'A boss announces to his staff'I've lost a wallet with
500 dollars, if you find it, I'm offering a 100 dollars finder's fee!'A voice in
the background says 'I'm offering 200!'My neighbor came at me really aggressive
ly, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes
line.I can tell you, I nearly shit her pants.o my favorite barted on, doctor. An
d then the nurse said 'Come now, stop panicking. You'll manage just fine!''The d
octor shrugs 'Oh but that's nice, no Nurse being supportive to you'The patient g
ets angry 'She was talking to the surgeon!'Two friends are walking in a park whe
n they're suddenly stopped by a mugger with a gun.'Give me all your money!' dema
nds the mugger.Both get out their wallets, but one of the friends slaps his fore
head,'I totally forgot, Joe, I still owe you 150 dollars! Here you are!''Have yo
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art.He said, 'Why do you ask me that Is it just because I'm Chinese!''No it's b
ecause you're drinking MY beer!'They say you can't get a decenbeen sleeping by a
n open window, like I told you' asks a doctor his patient.'Yes, just like you sa
id, doc.''And is the bronchitis gone now''Not yet, so far the only things gone a
re my laptop and cellphone.'Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a cafe f
or a nice cup of coffee and a cake.After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie an
d says, 'Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!''What''It looks
like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!' says Mabel a bit louder.'Oh,' c
hect job without education.But look at Albert Einstein, he was a drop-out and st
ill ended up being the first man on the moon!I spent half an hour trying to take
off my girlfriend's bra.I gave up at the end.I wish I never tried it on in the
first place.My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes o
ff.So I took off her blouse.She said, 'Now off with the skirt.'I did, and she co
ntinued, 'Now take off my stockings.'And when I did that, she said, 'Now the bra
and the panties.'I took ks Evie, 'you're right! Drat, well, at least I know whe
re my hearing aid is now.'Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The
nights are already cold so they don't mind sharing the tent for one.At around 1
am, Earl wakes up suddenly 'Johnny, what do you think you're doing!'Johnny 'My
hands are cold, I was just warming them between these two pillows.'Earl 'THOSE A
REN'T PILLOWS!When you're dressed all in black and some smart ass asks you who d
ied, simply look around the room and say,'I havthem off. She continued, 'And don
t ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!'Two immigrants from Africa arriv
e in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country a
nd the U.S.One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and
if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the n
earest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'The first guy unwraps his, looks at it
, and nervously looks at his friend.'Which part did you get'Why did theen't deci
ded yet.'Job interviewer 'And where would you see yourself in five years' time M
r. Jeffries'Me 'Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.'Women
call me ugly occaisionally, but that's only until they hear how much money I mak
e.Then they call me poor and ugly.When I drink coffee I can't sleep.Really I hav
e the exact opposite.Wow, seriouslyYes, when I sleep I can't drink coffee.I have
a very good feeling about my job interview today. The manager said they were lo
oking for R crab cross the roadActually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.My
ex-wife still misses me.But her aim is steadily improving.I Googled 'how to star
t a wildfire'.I got 48,500 matches.A patient bursts into a doctor's office...'Do
ctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!'The doctor calmly replies, 'Go sit in the w
aiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later.'A guy was admitted to hospi
tal with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.Hi condition is now stable.Wow, honey,
I never thought our son would goground. 'What on Earth happened!' asks his wife.
'We were burying some mother-in-law or other, and the people applauded so much a
s we lowered her into the ground, that we had to do it again and again, eight ti
mes over!'Patient 'Doctor, please help me, I think I can see in the future.'Doct
or 'When did it start'Patient 'Next Friday.'An American guy, a French guy, and a
Scottish guy go for a beer. All their beers, by some coincidence or other, arri
ve with a fly in it.The American pushes the beer away that far!Yeah, the catapul
t is really amazing. Go get our daughter!Little Johnny and his father are in Ike
a. Little Johnny ask loudly 'I need to piss. I need to piss! Please!!!'The fathe
r is embarrassed and says, 'Please don't yell piss like that. Next time say that
you want to sing.'In the evening, mommy brings little Johnny and his sister to
bed. She kisses them both good night, when suddenly little Johnny says, 'Mommy,
I'd really like to sing. The mother says, 'I'm sorry but you can't. Your sister'
in disgust.The French guy fishes out the fly and drinks the beer.The Scotsman t
akes the fly out by the wing and yells at it, 'Spit it out, spit it out now ya l
ittle hussy!!!'An elderly couple talk in the evening'Honey, I'm so sorry that I
let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul
moods''I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.''And that helps''Yes
, because I'm using your toothbrush.'It's been raining for days now and my husba
nd seems very depresss already asleep. 'But I really need to sing', insists John
ny.The mother sighs, 'Ok, but just very quietly into my ear'.I got a job as a li
brarian, but it only lasted half an hour.Turns out, books about women's rights s
houldn't go in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy section.A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a
bench in the park and she says, 'My ear hurts me...' He kisses it gently and ask
s, 'Is it better now, my darling''It's all gone,' giggles the girl, 'but now I h
ave a pain here,' and she points to her neck. Ted by it.He keeps standing by the
window, staring.If it continues, I'm going to have to let him in.A robber robs
a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a cust
omer who's lying on the floor, 'Have you seen me rob this bank''Yes, sir,' says
the customer and gets promptly shot.'Have you seen me rob this bank' the robber
asks another customer.'Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!'A d
ung beetle goes into a bar and asks'Yo, is this stool taken'I wenthe boy kisses
it tenderly and asks, 'Better now, sweet pea''It's all healed, my love! But now
I have a very bad pain here,' she replies and points to her clavicle.'Excuse me,
' politely interrupts an old man from a neighboring bench, 'this is really impre
ssive! Do you heal hemorrhoids as well'A grandma and a grandpa are going out for
their daily health walk and grandma can't decide. 'I don't know, Joe, should I
wear my bra do you think''Yeah, Rosie, you better, it's quite muddy out.'Two far
mers are w to a really interesting lecture on kleptomania.I took a lot from it.I
tried playing Frisbee with my dog in the park.We tried for two hours, but reall
y, I'd need a much flatter dog for that.A ship has been badly damaged in a storm
and things don't look good.The crew assembles on the deck and the captain shout
s over the howling wind, 'Men, it's bad. The helm is broken off, we have three h
uge holes, I really don't see this beauty making it to the shore. Is there anyon
e among you who knows how to pray'Palking down a road when suddenly they're pass
ed by a headless biker.Weird, but well. They continue down the road. After a wh
ile they are passed by a headless bicyclist.Hm..... They walk on for a bit when
one says to the other, 'Joe, how about you put the scythe on your other shoulder
'American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent b
ars.1) They don't have a woman.2) They do have a woman.A grave digger comes home
all tired and exhausted, nearly dragging his hands on the R aul step
s up and says, 'I can, and I will, captain!''Excellent, you do that,' shouts the
captain. 'Now the rest of you put on your life jackets, we were missing one.'A
new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation. He's
walking through the office for the first time when he spots a guy just leaning a
gainst a doorframe, doing nothing just staring in mid-distance.The boss decides
to show everybody how things are going to be from now on. He approaches the guy
and asks him sternly, his living room. 'That's a really big gong you got there b
ro. Why''Nah, that's not a gong. It's a talking clock! Look!' says Roger and ban
gs the gong with all his might.Very shortly, a chorus of annoyed neighbors start
s, 'What the hell, you crazy son of a gun, it's 3 am!!!'Chuck Norris once made a
n onion cry.One redneck to the other...Do you think I should tell my folks I'm a
doptedThere was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in three
teepees. When he would come home late from h 'What is your monthly salary''2,20
0,' replies the man, a bit surprised.The boss whips out his wallet, thrusts 1,80
0 at the guy and yells, 'There's your two weeks' pay, now get out of here and ne
ver show your face again!'The guy takes the money and leaves. The boss, feeling
good he's shown everybody how idle hands are dealt with, asks, 'So what was that
lazy jerk doing in this place'One clerk shrugs, 'He just delivered our pizza.'A
boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, 'Mom, dad, the unting, he
would not know which teepee contained which squaw, being dark and all. He went h
unting one day, and killed a hippopotamus, a bear, and a buffalo. He put the a h
ide from each animal into a different teepee, so that when he came home late, he
could feel inside the teepee and he would know which squaw was inside.Well afte
r about a year, all three squaws had children. The squaw on the bear had a baby
boy, the squaw on the buffalo hide had a baby girl. But the squaw on the hippopo
tamus had a girl andteacher asked the class a question today and I was the only
one who knew the right answer!'The parents are very happy and ask, 'That's amazi
ng Lenny! And what was the question'Sticking out his chest, the boys says, 'Who
farted'A teenage boy is invited for lunch at his girlfriend's house. Because he
made some bad food choices earlier, he simply has to fart when they're all at th
e table. The girlfriend's dad shouts at the large dog sitting under the boy's ch
air 'Rex!'Seeing that the father thought it w a boy.So what is the moral of the
storyThe squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the othe
r two hides.What is the difference between ignorance and apathy'I don't know, an
d I don't care.'Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wifeNeither has he.What do you cal
l a woman with a wooden legPegWhat do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness
with an AtheistSomeone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!
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h relieved. A minute later the boy has to fart again - and again audibly. The fa
ther snaps at the dog again 'REX!!'The boy is relieved again that the father tho
ught it was the dog. Ten minutes later the boy farts again.The father shouts 'Re
x, come here before that boy craps on your head.'A man flies over the ocean. Sud
denly the plane malfunctions and crashes on a remote island. He's the only survi
vor and when he becomes conscious, he sees a horde of cannibals approaching, led
ises (penii)Now his pants fit him like a glove.What do you call a psychic dwarf
that just escaped from prisonA small Medium at large.'Should I boil the new mis
sionary' asked the cannibal.'No' replied the chief, 'He's a friar.'Did you hear
about the restaurant on the moonGreat food, no atmosphere.What's invisible and s
mells like carrotsBunny fartMiddle of the night, middle of nowhere, thwo cars bo
th slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide an
d a fair amouby a very strong guy with a spear. 'Oh no, now I'm screwed...'he th
inks.Suddenly he hears a voice in his head 'No, you're not screwed. Run to the g
uy with the spear, take it away from him and stab him in the stomach.'So he stan
ds up, runs to the guy and does exactly that.The voice in his head appears again
'See Now you're screwed.'Two guys are drinking into the early hours and then de
cide to go sleep a bit and keep going. As they get to Roger's home, Joe is impre
ssed with a huge gong that Roger has in !R!!!!!!!!!nt of damage is done, althou
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