Donut Mag Issue 1 (UK) (128K) (1995) (Version Basic 1.1) [DISCMAG].dsk
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00AD40:  42 41 20 47 45 54 53 20 41 20 4E 41 50 50 59 20    BA GETS A NAPPY 
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 ---------    Press (H) for help.    Hi everybody! It's BSliceN from BDonut  Sys
temN  at  the  keyboard. Well, you may be  thinking "What the hell is Slice doin
g with another discmag", so I'll explain.    After the decision to quit Impact, 
I  gave  most of the articles away to Digital  Press and Tribal Mag (I was gonna
 give some  to SEX, but in the time between the  decision to quit Impact and now
 I recieved no reply from KOD and   NRex.    Later on, things were fine and dand
y, basically, apart from the fact that all of  Malfunction's hard work coding ha
d  gone  to  waste. However, today (technically  yesterday) I recieved a reply  
from  Dreamer/TGS  and  CRT,  and part of what he  wrote was this (hope u don't 
mind, Dreamer!)      "..... I'm realy interested in it Impact! Why  do you want 
to stop it Because  of bad code, or what Well, there have  been really bad coded
 mags but with good  texts and they were great!  So  if  there  are  good  texts
  in  your mag (and I  think so), just don't quit it!"    Well, I felt that Drea
mer spoke  the  truth,  thus motivating me to code another  discmag. Luckily I h
adn't erased the old work  disc  of Impact #6, and all I had  to do was draw new
 gfx and tweak the code a little.    In fact, I was itching to do another discma
g - just like crackers  who  couldn't  rest until they crack a game, I couldn't 
rest  until  I  cracked  a  discmag.  I  think.    This discmag will probably ha
ve  the  same  code  in further issues, maybe ASCII  files will be crunched in f
uture. CRTC  offered to write a crunching routine for  Impact #6.....    The fil
e viewer can cope with gfx, but this causes complete chaos, when music is  playe
d from extra memory  and is interrupt, like it was before.  I hope for some  gfx
 in maybe the next ish.  Also, the routine to view text  is bugged. Sometimes  l
ines go  missing when you  scroll and  at the moment,  a solution  has not been 
 found, sob.    Oh, this discmag is 128Kb only, sorry! It  has  to be like this,
 unless you want  long(er!)  loading times  every time you select  an article...
..  you will  also  notice a lack of  music. I don't  see  how the code  rejecte
d the  music  like a  person rejects  his new heart... ahh, it was either no mus
ic  or a delay of many  months - guess which option I chose.    I'm sure you rea
lise that I cannot write loads of stuff for other  discmags  now  though, sniff.
  Some of these  articles are really old, the reviews one is about  5 months old
!    Message 2 Malfunction Sorry  about  not  using  your  super-duper intro, bu
t it  seems a bit silly having the Impact logo on the screen, eh    At the time 
of writing, I haven't wrote  or updated articles for this mag. I did  intend to 
finish this mag before I go to sleep but this isn't possible 'coz    a) I didn't
 get enough sleep yesterday  b) I started work on the new mag at around 9pm  c) 
Time flys when you draw gfx    Now the time is 014139 and I don't think it's pos
sible!!!    Very very very  very  very  large  huge  gigantic  enormous  collosa
l  greets to  everyone involved in the production of this discmag.....    So, th
at's it before I reformat this article.  Next issue out some time. Bye for  now,
 and have fun reading Donut Mag (or else!). Bye,    BSlice/Donut System 020840 3
1/5/1995N    W----------------CREDITS-----------------    Editor Slice/Donut Sys
tem    Code MC coding by Malfunction/The Firm        BASIC coding by Slice/Donut
 System    Gfx All gfx by Slice/Donut System,  except  the nice background in th
e writing,       which comes from Paradise Demo and the intro font, which is by 
Tom Et Jerry       of GPA    Writers Slice/Donut System           Malfunction/Th
e Firm           Palm Coding           Various unknown guys    Thanx to these gu
ys for sending me articles Hypnomega                                            
   Juggler/POW!                                               Malfunction/The Fi
rm    Thanx to CRTC/Discovery for the copy of RoutePlanner - it's twiffic!    Mo
ral support No one    Music support Sepultura, Pantera, Clawfinger, Megadeth, Te
rrorvision    W---------------COPYRIGHT----------------    Copyright bit Okay, t
he  code  is  copyright  1994/1995  Slice/Donut System and  Malfunction/The Firm
. Don't rip it or  die!  (Though  the BASIC is annotated and  thus easy to rip).
 The articles are copyright  of the person who wrote them. The  articles written
 by Slice/Donut System,  however,  can  be used in the following  discmags    - 
DIGITAL PRESS  - TRIBAL MAG  - SEX  - Whatever discmag project Hypnomega is curr
ently involved in    and the fanzines    - EUROSTRAD    Erm, that's the only one
. Don't overuse 'em, though!    Donut Mag is Public Domain.  Donut Mag  is  ozon
e  friendly and is not tested on  animals, nuclear reactors or demon mutant saus
ages from the planet Boofrelck.    ---------    Press (H) for help.    Hi everyb
ody! It's e  articles written by Slice/Donut System,  however,  can  be used in 
the following  discmags    - DIGITAL PRESS  - TRIBAL MAG   NH     The fantastic 
 and marvellous   L     The fantastic  and marvellous  H     world of (drum roll
)... lard!  L     world of (drum roll)... lard!  W     -------------------------
----    By BSlice/DS      WWhat is lard  W-------------  Lard is the most useful
 substance known to man.  Lard is everywhere.  Lard holds  the key to life.  Lar
d is what we breathe.  Take a deep breath.  Coff! Splutter!  No, fool - inside! 
 The outside world is polluted - the lard is being  destroyed  by a whole host o
f 'orrid thing.  Breathe deep - inside!  Feel the lovelyness of  lard waft up yo
ur nose.  Double up with  nausea  and  vomit.   Doesn't  it  feel  great Lard is
 a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and other  life  giving  substances  such as plut
onium and Zyclon B gas (that's what dust really is fact freaks!).    WStorage of
 lard  W---------------  Store lard anywhere you like.  Around you would help.  
  WConversations with lard  W-----------------------  Always address lard as "yo
ur grand high  exalted  overlord"  otherwise  it  will  remove your spine with a
 cheese grater, some cheese wire, and a  2  by  4  plank  with a nail through it
.    WWhat to do if lard tries to harm you  W-----------------------------------
-  Dial 999 and ask for the serious lard squad, who will join in the fun.  Cut  
off  your air supply. *CAUTION* - this will result in death.    WHow to eat lard
  W---------------  1) Open your mouth  2) Inhale  3) Close your mouth  4) Chew 
the lard  5) Swallow  6) Wash down with either some meths or sulphuric acid    W
What to do when stuck wit tings 2 say  W-------------------------------------  F
inish the article.  Bye!  W------------------------------------  Dial 999 and as
k for the serious lard squad, who will join in the fun.  Cut  off  your air supp
ly. *CAUTION* - this will result in death.    WHow to eat lard  W---------------
  1) Open your mouth  2) Inhale  3) ClosH             MISCELLANEOUS  L          
   MISCELLANEOUS  W            ---+++***+++---                            "The s
ection filled with turd                           for your common or garden herd
"    Quote from "The book of C.R.U.D. poems"  by  Jackass  Muir.  Out  of  print
.....  (thank God)    Silly large article by Slice/DS    W-----------------JOKES
------------------    100% crap jokes, guaranteed! I've  added  "Of  course"  an
d  phrases  like  that  because they are also crap. I made all these shit jokes 
up myself (to my shame).      What do you call a hacker named Jack  Jack the Rip
per, of course!    What d'ya get if you cross a hyena with an oxo cube  A laughi
ng stock!    I say I say I say, what d'ya call an insect in space  A lunar-tick!
 (hoe hoe (sic))    What did Michael Jacksons cocaine say to him  Why you wanna 
trip on me!    (alledgedly)    There's a cabbage  walking  down  the  street,  a
nd  *kliklik*  *bang!*  *argh!*  (doctors note  Slice cannot  be  with us for th
e rest of this part,  due  to  a  bullet in the head. Normal service will be res
umed shortly,  but  for  now  some  musak and a picture of some sheep (picture n
ot  available  on  less  than  513Kb  RAM).)    W-------------THE RIGHT WAY!----
---------    Each issue, Dr. Ed Exampaper (doctored exam paper, geddit) tells yo
u the  right  way of how to do something. Part one is THE RIGHT WAY TO PLAY THE 
 SPORT  KNOWN  AS KABADDI.    a) Split up into two teams of around five.  b) Giv
e yourself silly names such as "Kashmir State Bulls" (cows)   or  "Punjab     Ai
rways Attack Squadron".  c) Hand someone the ball, and shove him is a corner of 
the small playing field.  d) Tell five people to stand round him chanting the wo
rd "kabaddi" over and over     again.  e) If anyone chants "kabaddi" less than 1
00 times  per  second  go  to  step  f,     otherwise proceed as usual to step k
.  f) Lead the offending player out into the "stadium" entrance, pour  petrol  o
ver     him and set fire to his head.  g) Wait for 5-10 minutes or until golden 
brown. Take person out of the oven  and     leave to cool on a cooling rack for 
half an hour.  h) Ignore step g.  i) Pour a ton of sand onto the players head to
 douse the fire and tell him  that     he has to chant "kabaddi" over 200 times 
per second to stay in the match.  j) If the previous offending player does not c
hant "kabaddi" over 200 times  per     second then send him off and proceed as n
ormal to step k.  k) Tell player with ball to run to other side of  playing  fie
ld  without  being     tag  Nged by an opponent.  l) If your player is tagged, o
pponents get a point.  If  player  survives,  your     team gets a point. If opp
onent gets point, go to step m. If your team  scores     a point, go to step n. 
 m) Get close to an opposing team member, say "you were  just  lucky,  punk"  an
d     remove his brian with an axe and some cheese wire. Go to step o.  n) Gloat
 like mad. Phrases to use are            "The best beat the rest"          "It t
akes skill"          "Look at tha-at!"          "Don't mess with the best until 
you've taken the test"          "Only the best survive"          "Get down you l
osers!"          "It's a pity you're shit, eh"       And so on.    o) Lob the ba
ll to the other team (but coat it in acid first). Repeat from  step     c/d unti
l one team scores 10 points or no opponents  are  left.  If  opposing     team w
in, go to step p else repeat from step c/d.  p) Evacuate the stadium, lock the o
pposing team into a cage in the middle of the     stadium and drop the H-bomb on
 them.    P.S. We have been asked by the Non-Existent Kabaddi Association to poi
nt out the       fact that most of the steps in the above are not actually used 
in the  game       Kabaddi. Well, not all the time at least.    W-----------BROW
N BREAD - DEAD-----------    This story is not made with the MMPF DAF system.  T
his story does not use the Real World Musi-Load System.  This story is not based
 on the Elevision Scroll And Sprite Driver V2.  This story IS made with the Slic
e Make It Up As You Go Along (SMIUAYGO) system.    Brown Bread was found lying d
ead  in  a  pool  of  butter.  Detective  Inspector  Mediumsliced Whiteloaf was 
on the case. He then gave up  -  not  even  his  bulk  could close the suitcase 
he was taking on his  holiday!  He  clambered  down  to  the floor and decided t
hat he either had to buy a bigger suitcase or  pack  less  things. He was consid
ering taking all his very large and totally useless objects  out of the suitcase
 when the 'phone rang.    "You rang, m'lord" asked Mediumsliced.    "Oh yes I di
d!" replied the telephone.    Mediumsliced picked up the reciever. "Hello big bo
y, lookin' for a good time"  the reciever asked. Mediumsliced ignored her and as
ked "hello"    The voice of Chief Of Police Thicksliced Wholemealbread crackled 
at the  other  end of the  telephone line. "Yeah (crackle),  Thicksliced  Wholem
ealbread  here,  I've got (crackle) case for you. (crackle crackle) been found  
outside  555  Sex  drive. We've got a (crackle) case on our hands."    What Thic
ksliced really said was "Yeah, Thicksliced Wholemealbread here,  I've  got a dif
ficult case for you. Brown Breads body has been found outside  555  Sex  Drive. 
We've got a murder case on our hands". Mediumsliced didn't hear this,  of  cours
e.    Mediumsliced put the reciever down. "Great! A new suitcase waiting for  me
  at  555 Sex Drive!" he thought excitedly, as he jumped into his Robin Reliant.
    He was pretty annoyed when he found Brown  Bread  dead  on  the  pavement.  
He  jumped nimbly over the rotting corpse to enter the house, where he presumed 
that  the case had been taken.    As he entered the house he heard a noise.  A  
clanging  sound.  This  wouldn't  usually bother him, but it was 3am in the morn
ing! Mediumsliced was beginning to  wish he was a brown loaf after he shat himse
lf.  He  was  frozen  on  the  spot,  scared stiff.    This was good for the evi
l arch  villain  Butter  "Knife"  McHealy,  so  named  because he wielded a swit
chblade like no other butter-like  gangster  could.  It  was said that his switc
hblade was like a hot knife through butter  when  it  did  some wastin'.    "You
 k-k-killed Brown Bread" Mediumsliced managed to say after cacking himself  one 
more time.    "Yes."    "Where's my suitcase"    "Up my arse, where do you think
"    And with that, Butter gave Mediumsliced a shiny new suitcase to take home  
and  everyone lived happily ever after.    W-----------ONCE UPON A *LIE*--------
----    It's new! It's great! It can be yours for just #1.99 (*)! It is, of cour
se,  the  BOOK OF LIES 2 avaible now from all good record shops (**). A marvello
us  volume  that will prove invaluable in the years to come (**). Your  children
  will  love  the false facts 'n' figures inside, such as    - the combined age 
of  all the US presidents is 6.  - If you re-arrange the letters  in the name JO
HN DOE you can  make the sentence    "PORKY PIE COME HOME TO DADDY."  - No one e
ver dies - they just shoot people.  - Clint Eastwood is not a film star.  - Sata
nic black metal bands do not have  cheesy, sad names such as "born w  Nith no   
 skull" or "taste the blood of eternal doom".  - The supermarket trolley was inv
ented by Harold Scooter in 2003AD.  - UBER DIE KRUEGER was a hit for the satanic
 beat-group "CONDEMNED TO SLAVERY".  - The battle of Waterloo was fought in a pu
blic toilets.  - The battle of Hastings was fought in 22000010BC.    So get the 
fantastic I REVEAL THE SUPERMODEL SEX SECRETS out now  from  SHUBTILL  PRODUCTS 
(***).    * This is a lie. The real price will only be revealed when you have  b
ought  the    product and signed the amazing "no money back" guarantee.    ** Th
is was a lie, too.    *** And this one.    W---------------BULL DICK------------
----    Bulldish (adj) bullshit  Bullanything listed here (adj) bullshit    BULL
 ------ DICtionary    BULL ramp  jack  chunk plank drone clit  cup   clap  klunk
 chop  wrap  crunch       funk  snack hack  knit  wish  clamp mat   mart  junk  
hoof  mark  drench       lunch view  lock  harm  piss  wipe  drunk pulse honk  s
tamp plonk throne       drip  rip   ring  horn  nose  pad   knack fail  fizz  ch
ick chimp sheath       shop  drive weave dish  disc  trump run   shack wheel coa
ch jock  freeze       tip   pimp  plum  meat  brew  den   split mount swap  cake
  grump grease                  And many, many more - all ready for everyday usa
ge.    W-----------------POEMS------------------    "More shit poems   from 11 t
o 12 year olds   to keep you warm   from the colds     These 'uns are about   ol
d people facing   lonely Chrimbles   and more   lots in store   for the whole fa
mily   as we sit   under the tree   waiting for Santa to bring   pressies fit fo
r a king     So please enjoy the crappy show   I know   I did   So I hope you wi
ll   If you don't   It's your problem   I'm off home."     By Zaza Weee! (aged 5
 and three quarters)    Lonely Christmas section - The Old Lady by Johnathon Bou
rne     The sad and frail old lady   sat in her old arm chair,   she was slowly 
sinking   in the cushions,   she just wished her husband was   there for Christm
as   to help her put up   the Christmas tree and   do the jobs around the house.
        What an anti-climax! Charming!    Teachers Terrific of Terrifying sectio
n - Mrs Carr by Sophie Green     WMNrs Carr   WRNeady to start her science class
,   WSNecond lesson after mass. I( - Slice)        WCNhildren assemble behind th
eir benches,   WANlight I(Alight - Tom)N their bunsen burners,   WRNeady to expe
riment.   WRNemember children please be safe.        All I can say is What a cro
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s.  - A free three (or should that be  three  free) inch disc, coated in sulphur
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e only discmag that  counts (Donut Mag) Simply cut out the two tokens below, fil
l 'em in (preferably  with a pen) and glue them  together  (try  to  avoid using
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T C H------  W AN AMAZINGLY COOL GAME FOR TWO PLAYERS    RoadBitch is the future
 of dangerous  sports/games.  Two players are needed. One  male, one female. The
 female is the  RoadBitch  and the male is Der KuhlGuy. But  just to ad an eleme
nt of fairness (!) the Der KuhlGuy rolls a one sided dice. If  it lands then he 
is the Der KuhlGuy.  Then  the  pair go outside to a busy road,  and Der KuhlGuy
 has to try to chuck RoadBitch  into the road to be squished by a  car. He has 2
0 minutes to do  so,  and  the  two  must be on the pavement at all  times, or f
ace disqualification. If Der  KuhlGuy  succeeds  then he must call an  ambulance
 to take the RoadBitch to hospital.  If  not, the RoadBitch must cut of  Der Kuh
lGuys penis and throw it in the  road. Then Der KuhlGuy must get his knob  witho
ut getting run over. If he doesn't succeed and gets run over, the RoadBitch  mus
t throw a celebration party.    W---HOW TO WIN AT NOUGHTS AND CROSSES----    Nou
ghts And Crosses  Otherwise  known  as  Tic-Tac-Toe.  A  method developed by  Sl
ice.    THE METHOD  For this method, you must go first (you are X in this exampl
e)    Your move          Now, the opponents move     O     O               must 
not be on a diagonal,                        like this                          
             X                                    X                             
                                                                                
                                        O     O    But in one of     O     Say y
our opponent moved here         the positions                                   
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 X  O                                 O  X                                      
                                                                                
               O                                             Your next move     
X     If your opponent has a      X   would be         brain, they will try to  
                           block a possible win by                         O  X 
    moving to               O  X                                                
                                                                                
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mply move here,       X  X    - here     the "here"'s indicate where your  and n
o matter which                  next move to win should be,  way your opponent  
                         depending on where they make  blocks a possible       O
  X             -- their next move. Hurrah!  win, you've still won              
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e              ---+++***+++---                            "The sectio Simply mov
e here,       X  X    - here     the "here"'s indicate where your  and no matter
 which                 H        30 SIGNS THAT TECHNOLOGY  L        30 SIGNS THAT
 TECHNOLOGY  H        HAS TAKEN OVER YOUR LIFE  L        HAS TAKEN OVER YOUR LIF
E  W        ------------------------    I'd just like to thank BJuggler/POW!N fo
r sending me this article.....    1) Your stationary is more cluttered  than  Wa
rren  Beattys  address  book.  The  letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addres
s for two on-line services, and your  Internet address,  which  spreads  across 
 the  bredth  of  the  letterhead  and  continues to the back. In essence, you h
ave conceded that the first page of  any  letter you write *is* letterhead.    2
) You can no longer sit through an entire movie without  having  at  least  one 
 device on your body beep or buzz.    3) You need to fill out a form that must b
e typewritten, but you  can't  because  there isn't one typewriter in your house
 -- only computers with laser printers.    4) You think of the gadgets in your o
ffice as friends, but you  forget  to  send  your father a birthday card.    5) 
  NYou disdain people who use low baud rates.    6) When you go into a computer 
store, you eavesdrop  on  a  salesperson  talking  with customers -- and you but
t in to correct  him  and  spend  the  next  twenty  minutes answering the custo
mers  questions,  while  the  salesperson  stands  by  silently, nodding his hea
d.    7) You use the phrase 'digital compression' in a conversation  without  th
inking  how strange your mouth feels when you say it.    8) You constantly find 
yourself in groups of people to whom you say  the  phrase  'digital compression'
. Everyone understands what  you  mean,  and  you  are  not  surprised or disapp
ointed that you don't have to explain it.    9) You know Bill Gates e-mail addre
ss, but you have to look up your  own  social  security number.    10) You stop 
saying 'phone number' and replace it with 'voice number', since  we  all know th
e majority of phone lines in any house are plugged into  contraptions  that talk
 to other contraptions.    11) You sign Christmas cards by putting -) next to yo
ur signature.    12) Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystro
ke  symbols  that  are far more clever than -)    13) You back up your data ever
y day.    14) Your wife asks you to pick up some minipads for her at  the  store
  and  you  return with a rest for your mouse.    15) You think jokes about bein
g unable to program a vcr are stupid.    16) On vacation, you are reading a comp
uter manual and turning the pages  faster  than everyone else who is reading Joh
n Grisham novels.    17) The thought that a CD could refer to finance or  music 
 rarely  enters  your  mind.    18) You are able to argue persuasively taht Ross
 Perots phrase 'electronic  town  hall' makes more sense than the term 'informat
ion superhighway', but  you  don't  because, after all, the man still uses hand 
drawn pie charts.    19) You go to computer trade shows and map out your path of
 the exhibit hall  in  advance, but you cannot give someone directions to your h
ouse without looking up  the street names.    20) You would rather get more dots
 per inch than miles per gallon.    21) You get upset  when a person calls  you 
on the phone  to sell you something,  but you think it's okay for a computer to 
call and demand that you start pushing  buttons on yourtelephone to receive more
 information about  the  product  it  is  selling.    22) You know without a dou
bt that disks come in five and a quarter and three and  a half inch sizes.    23
) Al Gore strikes you as an 'intriguing' fellow.    24) You own a set of itty-bi
tty screwdrives and you  actually  know  where  they  are.    25) While contempo
raries swap stories about their recent hernia  surgeries,  you  compare mouse in
duced index finger strain with a nine year old.    26) You are so knowledgeable 
about technology that you feel secure enough to say  'I don't know' when someone
 asks you a technology question  instead  of  feeling  compelled to make somethi
ng up.    27) You rotate your screen savers more often than your car tires.    2
8) You have a functioning home copier machine, but evey toaster you  own  turns 
 bread into charcoal.    29) You have ended friendships because  of  irreconcila
bley  different  opinions  about which is better -- the track ball or the track 
pad.    30) You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my  friend,  te
chnology  has taken over your life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go l
ie under a  tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.  H       MACBETH DA 
ULTIMATE NINJA  L       MACBETH DA ULTIMATE NINJA  W       ---------------------
----    By Slice/DS    MACBETH, MACBETH DA ULTIMATE NINJA, MACDUFF THE SAMURAI C
HEF AND  DUNKAN  DONUTS  ARE REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF FREAKIN' A LTD.    ACTION 
FIGURES AVAILABLE FROM BAN-DAI (TM)    1) Fight scene. Macbeth in battle with Bu
LLFrik.    MACBETH You will die evil scum!  BULLFRIK Oh no ya don't!    (MACBETH
 sweeps BULLFRIK and breaks his neck)    MACBETH That's what you get for messin'
 with m  Ne.    2) After the fight. MACBETH and BANQUO meet three street-fightin
' witches.    1ST WITCH I prophecise to you Macbeth, that you will become a homo
sexual.  2ND WITCH I want your babies, Banquo.  3RD WITCH You prick, you think y
ou're hard but you're a wimp.  2ND WITCH Take ya now!    (BANQUO slain by witche
s.)    MACBETH You fucking bitches, he was my friend. Hi-ya!  1ST WITCH (bewilde
red) Erm, hello to you, too.    (slow motion. MACBETH executes a flying kick to 
the neck of the 1ST  WITCH.  She  slumps to the ground, dead.)    MACBETH Who's 
next    (the two remaining witches shoot MACBETH in the back with a Plasma Canno
n  (also  avaiable from BAN-DAI (TM))    MACBETH Get down whores, I am immortal!
!    (Suddenly MACBETH (DA ULTIMATE NINJA) dissapears. He reappears with MACDUFF
 (THE  SAMURAI CHEF))    2ND WITCH A fight to the death!!    (MACBETH produces s
huriken. MACDUFF produces a sharp knife and a RAP TOU kitchen  helper (remember 
the adverts))    MACDUFF Come on you bastard.  MACBETH I think I've shit meself.
    (MACBETH fakes an orgasm. MACDUFF eats the remaining  witches.  Duncan  and 
 the  others appear and  have  an  orgy,  where  MACBETH  porks  Siward.  Everyo
ne  is  friends)    MACBETH The prophecy came true, I AM a homo. ARGHH!  EVERYBO
DY ELSE Hahahahaha!    (Drop the curtains (and drawers) for the first and last t
ime).  F produces a sharp knife and a RAP TOU kitchen  helper (remember the adve
rts))    MACDUFF Come on you bastard.  MACBETH I thH   MIKE BEHEMOTH - TAXIDERMI
ST EATER  L   MIKE BEHEMOTH - TAXIDERMIST EATER  W   ---------------------------
------    By Slice/DS - what a silly story!    The name's Behemoth. Mike Behemot
h. I'm a dick. No, not BTHATN kind of dick. I'm a  private eye, who specialises 
in eating taxidermists. Why I'll tell ya.....    I used ta own a fluffy white bu
nny rabbit name Goerge. Yes, that's right, Goerge  - NOT George! Then one day th
is  guy  came  into  my office. Yeargh I was a dick  then, too. Anyway, this guy
s he comes into  my office. Tall guy, wiry () and he  was wearing a suit with fl
uff all over it.    Any, this guy flops into the guest  chair  and pulls out a m
agnum. He levelled  the  gun  at my rabbit cage and fired three shots in quick s
uccession at Goerge!  Then he ran off.    There were no bullet wounds on Goerge,
  she  died of shock. I was heartbroken.  Yeargh, I'll get that crazy sonovabitc
h one day.    The next day I held a funeral  for  Goerge,  just a select few wer
e there. Me,  Goerge's fiancee, the mother of Goerge and the insurance salesman,
 who was gonna  pay out a hefty sum - to me! Oh,  there  was a solicitor, too. I
 was in Goerge's  will and I got $200 from her bank account.    One slight probl
em - that mother o' Goerge,  she says that I killed Goerge for  the money. I  to
ld  her  "bullshit!"  and  she  said  "don't  swear  in  the pet  cemetary". "Ok
ay," I told her.      Later, I thought about the case so far. I had to clear my 
name. That bitch had  another dick tailing me everywhere and I knew it. Who was 
the airhead who killed  Goerge As I left my office in  some  apartment block to 
visit Goerge's grave, I  shot the dick who was tailing me  in  the leg. That'll 
stop that asshole tailin'  me. I quickly ran off as the man attracted attention.
      When I went to the grave I discovered to my horror that Goerge's body had 
been  dug up! But there was also a clue. Aha!  The asshole left a card. I read i
t "M.  Adbastard, taxidermist to the  stars.   Call  1-800-STUFF".  I racewalked
 to the  office.      In my office I picked up my telephone  to  find out that i
t had turned into an  oversized newt in my fingers. I quickly  lobbed  it  in th
e air and drew my gun.  *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*. Before that  newt  hit  the  gr
ound it was riddled with  bullets.    Then I went to use the public telephone ou
tside, but before I stepped into it,  the bloody thing went and imploded on  me.
*BWAP!*  - just like that. I never saw  that call box again.    This absence of 
telephones was strange,  mighty  strange. I decided to use the  one at reception
  of  my  apartment  block.  Unfortunately  it  was reserved for  emergencies, b
ut I'd do my best.    Anyway, I casually walked up  to  reception  and  picked u
p the telephone. The  dumb broad behind  the  counter  said  "soooooorry.  Emerg
encies  only"  in some  wank yank voice.    "This IS an emergency!" I cried.    
"Bullshit," she replied as she annoyingly  (is  there  such a word) chewed on  h
er bloody stick of gum.    "Listen lady," I told  her through  gritted  t  Neeth
.  "All the other telephones  either implode or turn into giant newts. Let me us
e your telephone or I blow you  away.". To show that I was serious, I whipped ou
t my weapon and levelled it with  both arms at her brain. Unfortunately, levelli
ng  the gun at her ass didn't seem  to faze her, so I levelled it at her skull i
nstead. Okay, if I shot her the only  thing that'd pour out is sawdust but what 
the heck!    "Are you threatenin' me" she asked, as she delved under her desk an
d produced  a, erm, rocket launcher (rocket luncher).    Fear. I was afraid. A d
umb broad  pulls  a  rocket launcher on me, and I gotta  escape. Fast. Maybe she
's not as dumb as she looks (and sounds).    "Sorry, it's time for my  launch,  
er,  I  mean  lunch  break. Got to dash," I  exclaimed, and I rushed through the
 swivel doors of my apartment block.    "Come back!" I heard her voice say. "It'
s only 10am!"    Who cares      I broke into an old ladies house  and  used  her
 phone. Then I spotted all the  stuffed animals lining the walls of the house, a
nd I slowly put the gun down.    Goerge was on the  wall.  Next  to  the  sperm 
 whale,  and just under another  rabbit. I turned on the ol' lady.    "Hey, wher
e'd the stuffed animals come from" I asked her.    I heard a voice from behind  
a  chair.  "My  husband, he's a taxidermist," she  replied.    Bitch! Filled wit
h hatred, I broke her  neck  with  the butt of my gun. Then I  put her in the ov
en for 45 minutes. Tasty!    After finishing my meal, the husband  came  in.  He
 was the bastard who killed  Goerge, and he knew who I was. He started  to run, 
but I tackled him. I ate that  asshole alive. Just when he was clinging  onto  l
ife,  I pulled out my piece and  cocked the trigger.    "This one's for Goerge,"
 I told him,  and  then the bullet blasted through his  skull, splattering blood
 and brains all over the wall.    Case closed.      Goerge's mother eventually b
elieved me, and I  got the money in Goerge's will.  I was never caught for my he
inous-but-justified  acts of murder, which was good,  obviously. I now specialis
e in taxidermist eating, because I like it. The end.  he was clinging  onto  lif
e,  I pulled out my piece and  cocked the trigger.    "This one's for Goerge," I
 told him,  and  then the bullet blasted through his  skull, splattering blood a
nd brains all over the wall.    Case closed.      Goerge's mother eventually bel
ieved me, and I  got the money in Goerge's will.  I was never caught for my hein
ous-but-justified  acts of murder, whiH            THE B(ORE) TEAM  L           
 THE B(ORE) TEAM  W            ---------------    By BSlice/DSN with thanx to BD
ynamo(ng)    Some time in the Vietnam war a group of four crack troops were  arr
ested  for  a  crime they did commit. They were put in a maximum security group 
 4  prison  but  they escaped. They now work as  mercenaries fighting to bring "
justice" back  to  the good ol' US of A. If you are in trouble, and if you can f
ind  them,  to  put  you into even more trouble - call  the  b(ore)  team.   (ak
akakakak!  dadadadaa!  dernernernerna! etc.)      THE TEAM    BMURDEROCKN Fancie
s himself as a witty crazy guy, but isn't.             AGE 34             MENTAL
 AGE 6    BHANNIBAL "THE CANNIBAL" SMITHN Leader and part time gigolo/film star.
                                 AGE 42                                 MENTAL A
GE 9    BBORIS ARTICHOKE ABACUSN Black hard guy, who wears gold (without gold, h
is  total                           value would be 0p)                          
AGE 31                          MENTAL AGE unborn baby    BFAECE MANN Thinks he'
s a romeo lover, but isn't. Drives around in a "flash" car.              (Robin 
Reliant, when it's in garage, drives around in  go kart which              BA bu
ilt for him out of lego)             AGE 27             MENTAL AGE -999999999 (t
o the power of 99999999999)    BA B  FAECE MAN F  MURDEROCK M  HANNIBAL H    N  
  STORY - "BA GETS A NAPPY CHANGE"    SCENE 1 "gang hut". BA has cacked himself.
 Murderock is playing  the  harmonica  with his buttocks, Hannibal has picked up
 a stick of dynamite which he thinks is  a cigar, Faece Man is looking in the mi
rror.    B Murderock you fool, change my diaper!  M Piss off Boris, I'm busy try
ing to be funny.  B Change it or I crack your head, fool!  M Okay.    (MURDEROCK
 changes BA's nappy)    H I love it when a plan comes together.    (HANNIBAL lig
hts "cigar". FAECE MAN suddenly screams)    F Oh no, I've got a spot! My girlfri
end will hate me!  B Two mistakes. One, you ain't got no girlfriend, fool. And t
wo, that "spot" is     yo head! Fool.    (FAECE MAN shoots himself. Suddenly HAN
NIBAL's cigar blows up)    B You fool, Hannibal! I oughta crack your head!  M Ha
nnibal, come here!    (MURDEROCK whispers to HANNIBAL)    M Lets kill BA.  H No,
 he's my friend!    (suddenly BA cracks HANNIBAL's head)    M Your friend eh, Ha
nnibal    (MURDEROCK shoots BA with a water pistol, BA is shot and he clutches h
is chest)    B You got me!    (BA falls over and dies. MURDEROCK shoots himself)
      STORY - "A MYSTERY TO SOLVE"    SCENE 1 At Aunt Fannys house.  HANNIBAL  h
as  shot  Timmy the dog. FAECE MAN is  playing snap with MURDEROCK. BA is gettin
g drunk on some ginger beer.    (suddenly HANNIBAL hears a noise. He  runs  out 
 of  the room and returns with a  letter in his hand.)    B Gimme that, fool.  H
 No.    (HANNIBAL opens letter and reads it)    H Oh goody guys! Mummy says that
  our  house  has been blown up by accident. We  have to live with Aunt Fanny fo
rever!  B Ah'll drink t'that!    (BA knocks back the ginger beer)    B Hic! I'll
 break ya fuggin' winduz!    (BA staggers out of the room)    B I need go toilet
, Ah'm foolin' pisht!  F Now we stay at Fannys house, we need to solve a mystery
.  M I'm ask Joanna the cook if she has a mystery to solve!    SCENE 2 The kitch
en of Kirren cottage. Joanna is talking to MURDEROCK. HANNIBAL  and FAECE MAN ar
e standing there like lemons.    M You got a mystery for us to solve, Joanna  JO
ANNA Yes, where is my pen    (HANNIBAL leaves room and re-enters, pen in hand)  
  H It's here!  JOANNA Hannibal,  you're great!  H I love it when a plan comes t
ogether.  M Lashings and lashings of Ginger Beer all round!  F Hurrah for Hannib
al and that annoying git Timmy the dog that he wasted!    (BA enters)    B Hey H
annibal, Timmy's my dog! Did ya shoot 'im, fool  H Yes.  B Argh!    (BA pukes al
l over Hannibal)    B It musht have been summit I ate, fool.      Next issue a d
rug baron is taken care of (by Hannibal) (nudge nudge wink  wink  say no more mu
m's the word etc.)  BSlice/DSNwith thanx to BDyashings of Ginger Beer all round!
  F Hurrah for Hannibal and that annoying git Timmy the dog that he wasted!    (
BA enters)    HThe adventures of Boris in Boredom land  LThe adventures of Boris
 in Boredom land  W---/----------/--/-----/--/-------/----    By BSlice/DSN (thi
s could also appear in BBadMagN)    --------------------------------------------
------------------------------------    WPART ONE - THE EGGWHISK    Boris was Bo
redom lands resident adventurer. Only two months ago did he find the  sacred Wan
kara stone and now another mission.    The eggwhisk. The sacred eggwhisk of Bore
o. It had gone missing.  And  so  had  Boris's pay packet (he's a part time gigo
lo). He needed  money  to  satisfy  his  gambling addiction. The eggwhisk. The e
ggwhisk of Boreo. It was his only hope.    Boreo was the name given to the jungl
e of Boredom  land.  Six  million  square  miles of hell. Inhabited by four hund
red and seventy tribes. Hell. Tribes. Hell.    Tribes. Oh hell, lets get on with
 it.      Boris entered the whorehouse, where  he  was  to  get  his  mission  b
riefing.  Professor Tokenguy was there. Avoiding pornographic scenes I   N      
   'll move swiftly  on  to..... the professors office type place in the  Boredo
m  land  national  musuem  (Boredom land is a BIG country).    The professor kno
cked back the meths. "Yooou have to  find..."  he  exclaimed,  before vomiting a
ll over an ancient relic. The professor held out the bottle  of  meths to Boris.
 "You wan shum, eh"    "No, I don't drink," Boris replied.    "Then you die! *hi
c!*" the professor said, as he swung  around,  smashing  the  meths bottle into 
Boris's cheek. "Woah!" Boris exclaimed, as he lost his balance  and fell flat on
 his rear. "I'll break ya  fuggin'  winduz!  Ar  bloargh!".  The  professor vomi
ted again before taking another swig of the meths. "You don't  wan  some meths W
hy Ya me besht mate, I'm gonna fuggin brain  ya.....".  His  voice  trailed off 
as Boris dug the samurai sword into the professors back, killing him  instantly.
 "Dickhead," Boris muttered to himself, as he walked out.      "All I know is th
at the sacred eggwhisk is the  star  prize  for  the  winning  tribe in the annu
al tribal games. Apparently it was stolen from the Sremal tribe  by this guy, wh
at was his name Erm.....". Boris  has  cornered  a  guy  in  the  street and dem
anded information.    "Hurry up you shit for brains!" Boris told him.    "Ah yes
, it was... *ah!!!!!*" The man fell over.    "A bad guy named Ah Never heard of 
him!" Boris thought, as he  turned  around  to leave. "You ain't going nowhere!"
 said a voice.  Boris  swivelled  around  to  find a short black man wearing sun
glasses. In his left hand was a tablespoon.    "What the hell are you on" Boris 
asked.    "Ah killed you friend jus' now, and ahm gonna kill you!"    "Oh. For a
 start, this nonce on the floor isn't my friend."    "And what else"    "I want 
my mummy!"    "Ya mummy ain't gonna save ya when I scoop yer brains out wit dis 
spoon!"  The  black man held the spoon at an angle so that it glinted in the sun
light.    "Who... who sent you" Boris asked, holding back the tears.    "The bad
 guy who stole the eggwhisk of Boreo, now shut  up!"  The  black  dude  advanced
 towards Boris. Suddenly the black guy lifted up the spoon, and  smashed  it ont
o Boris's head. "You ain't Egghead!" the black guy cried.    "This isn't Batman,
 this is The adventures of Boris in Boredom land."    "Whoops! Wrong script!"   
 The black guy produced a chainsaw, but Boris ran off  just  in  time  to  stay 
 alive.      Boris was all set and ready to go.  Seaplane.  Toothpaste.  Insect 
 repellant.  Adventurers equipment. Hat. (Kinky) whip. Blow up doll. He boarded 
the  seaplane  and started the motor. Boreo  was  200  miles  due  North.  Boris
  was  back  in  business.    -----    Part 2 (REACHING THE SREMAL TRIBE) will b
e in issue 2 of the unexcelled discmag,  Donut Mag..... Now follows a list  of t
hings that IMPACT doesn't stand for (this  is a really old story/article)....   
 Did you know that IMPACT is NOT an acronym of  BINndian BMNartyrs BPNrattle BAN
t BCNhicken BTNurd  Or BINntrepid BMNark BPNreserved BANpricots BCNurtly BTNoday
  Or BIN BMNade BPNizza BANnd BCNhicken BTNikka  Or BINnk BMNarks BPNop BANround
 BCNrap BTNrees  Or BINndo-china BMNade BPNretzels BANt BCNhester BTNoday  Or BI
Nntelligent BMNangoes BPNlace BANpple BCNores on BTNable    (okay, not really an
 acronym, but who carez)    Or BINt BMNarked BPNeters BANmazing BCNhic BTNrauma 
   IMPACT is Impact, not an acronym! Erm.....  ventures of Boris in Boredom land
  W---/----------/--/-----/--/-------/---- H The Day Santa Claus Came To Visit..
...  L The Day Santa Claus Came To Visit.....  W -------------------------------
-------    A short story with a chilling edge jus' for Christmas.....    Well, i
t was Christmas when I wrote it. By Slice/DS      THE TIME 809pm (EST) 24th Dece
mber  THE PLACE A kitchen in a house in suburbia (owned  by  the  Head-Lock  fam
ily),             somewhere in the USA.....    "Mommy mommy, I'm an a  Nnnoying 
American brat!" screamed the six  year  old  named  Martin. "I know, dear," repl
ied his "mom", Doris, as she prepared the  Christmas  pud (I had some pud but it
 taste of crud - a snippet of a crap poem someone  who  will stay un-named wrote
).      At this point the daughter of the household, Maryanne, walked  in.  Well
,  she  waddled in 'cos she was quite tubby. She was clad in the latest fashion 
 gear  -  one of them massive pink pyjama things in the shape of a fluffy pig. T
his little  piggy was eight. "Mom, will Santa bring  me  the  all  new  Beach  B
itch  Barbie  complete with accessories this year" she asked. "An' will Santa Cl
aus bring  me  the Waller MEGA Blaster console this Christmas" piped up Martin. 
   "How the hell should I  know!"  said  Doris.  "I  don't  deliver  the  bloody
  things". And with that she sent them to bed.      Two hours later Doris and he
r husband Dunder Head-Lock (to give his full name)  were wrapping up the coal th
ey were gonna give to their kids when  the  doorbell  rang. Dunder got up and op
ened the door - to  be  greeted  by  Father  Christmas  himself - and a group of
 elves! He was carrying a big sack and  was  dressed  in  the usual attire.    "
Er, hello," said Dunder. He was amazed. "What do you want"    "We will sprinkle 
you with magical fairy dust!" exclaimed Santa, and he opened  his hand and flung
 some powder  at  Dunder.  Dunder  inhaled it and began acting  strangely. Then 
Santa spied Doris  and  flung  some  at  her  too. He had really  thrown angel d
ust at them, and they  had  got high (hmm.....). Just to make sure  that he coul
d raid the house in  peace,  Santa  coshed the twosome over the head  with his s
ack and tied  them  together  with  the  wires from the Christmas tree  lights (
resourceful or what).    Santa then  raided  the house.  He  stole  all their mo
ney. He   stole the kids toys.  He  stole  all  the  food  from  the  kitchen.  
He ate the  chocolates on the Christmas tree. He  even  stole  the coal! He then
 bundled the  television, video recorder, stereo system,  MMPF  DAF  system (), 
etc. into his  sack and left.      But why How do you think Santa Claus gets all
 his toys How do you  think  he  funds his operation How do you think he keeps h
is fire going How do you  think  he gets so fat Because every year he picks a ri
ch household to raid at  random!  The annoying Head-Lock family were the latest 
in a  long  line  of  victims.....  remember - if you are rich, watch out for a 
fat git knocking  on  your  door  at  Christmas eve. And keep a flamethrower han
dy!  me To Visit.....  L The Day Santa Claus Came To Visit.....  W -------------
------------------------- his toys How do you  think  he  funds his operation Ho
w do you think he keeps his fire going How do you  think  he gets so fat Because
 every year he picks a rich household to raid at  random!  The annoying Head-Loc
k family were the latest in a  long  line  of  victims.....  remember - if you a
re rich, watch out for a fat git knocking  on  your  door  at  Christmas eve. An
d keepH          SPOT THE SPOONMAKER  L          SPOT THE SPOONMAKER  W         
 -------------------    I(Thanx to HYPNOMEGA for sending me this article - Slice
)    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----    Hi Dudes! Thiz story i've found some-where on the CD of Ultima VIII. It
's pretty  cool.... AppendiX                                   Spot the Spoonmak
er                                    by R. Corell    Once upon a time, there wa
s a family of penguins that lived inside a  meatlocker  just outside of a gas st
ation, just outside of Waxahachie,  Texas.  Upon  birth,  each child was assigne
d  a  name  and  an  occupation.  Now,  by  the  time  the    twenty-seventh son
 was born, all the good penguin names  like  Quetzalcoatl  and  Wogoshoonberry w
ere taken and there really weren't any more occupations left  in  the meatlocker
. So, the twenty-seventh son was  arbitrarily  declared  Spot  the  Spoonmaker. 
Spot didn't realize that all of this was arbitrary and he set out   Nto  be the 
very best spoonmaker he could be. All of the day and all  of  the  night,  Spot 
would fervently craft his spoons and contemplate his occupation.  But  Spot  was
 soon consumed with nagging doubts. Were his spoons the best they  could  be  We
re there other spoons in the world Other spoonmakers Was there more to life,  th
e universe, and everything than the clammy interior of a moldy meatlocker  He  b
egan to wonder if there were a world outside the meatlocker, a  world  full  of 
 not only spoons, but flatware of all kinds.    Spot went to his father and said
, "Father..." and his father said, "Who the hell  are you" and Spot said, "I am 
your twenty-seventh son, Spot."    "Spot Oh...uh...yeah, sure. I can't tell any 
of you apart."    "Father, as the family Spoonmaker, I would..."    "Spoonmaker 
What are you talking about Eh" He then wandered away, as he had  no attention sp
an.    But Spot was undaunted. He was a Spoonmaker. He was the best Spoonmaker  
in  the  world. As far as he knew. So he gathered the family together  and  made
  a  bold  announcement. "My family," said he, "I plan to journey to the world o
utside  the  meatlocker."    There was a general panic.  "Its  dangerous  out  t
here!"  they  said.  "There's  nothing out there!" they said. His father spoke, 
"Chinchinchikika, I don't..."    "Spot, Dad, Spot."    "Whatever. You can't go o
ut there, you'll get eaten by  a  walrus,  just  like  your Uncle Bob!"    "But 
Uncle Bob is right over there in the corner."    "Oh. I can't tell any of you ap
art. Still, its too dangerous." The rest of the  family concurred with his sagac
ious advice, urging Spot to give up  his  foolish  dream.    But Spot was a make
r of  Spoons.  He  heroically  strode  to  the  door  of  the  meatlocker and th
rew it open. The meatlocker, as has been  explained,  was  just  outside of a ga
s station, just  outside  of  Waxahachie,  Texas,  where  it  was  one-hundred a
nd six degrees in the shade. The meatlocker was not  in  the  shade  and all the
 penguins died of heat prostration except  for  Uncle  Bob,  who  was  eaten by 
a walrus.                                         The End   HYPNOMEGA for solish
  dream.    But Spot was a maker of  Spoons.  He  heroically  strode  to  the  d
oor  of  the  meatlocker and threw it open. The meatlocker, as has been  explain
ed,  was  just  outside of a gas station, just  outside  of  Waxahachie,  Texas,
  where  it  was  one-hundred and six degrees in the shade. The meatlocker was n
ot  in  the  shade  and all the penguins died of heat prostH               DEMO 
TEZT  L               DEMO TEZT  W               -/-/-/-/-    Hallo! It's Demo "
Tezt" time again. In  this  issue  many demos (6 in total) get  reviewed, howeve
r I've  tried  to  keep  'em  short  because  of disc space.....  Unfortunately 
since IMPACT #6 took so long to come out, some demos got old, so I  had to erase
 some old reviews.    Some reviews also got killed by the shit PROTEXT DEMO with
 SAVE/LOAD patch v3...      WSCHADEL DEMON (FRANCE)  Code OffseT  Graphics Zik, 
OffseT  Music Zik      Quite a new demo, this one. At the start you get a cool p
icture drawn by  and  the demo loads. Like Mage's Landscape Demo, this demo take
s a while to start up.  First you get a plain white ghost writer  in  mode 1, an
d then rasters appear in  the window where the  ghostie is, a mode 0  logo appea
rs right at the top of the  screen. Later, a skull and a QUASAR  CPC logo appear
s. A "schwabbler" appears so  the skull wobbles and a load  of  rasters  appear.
....  yes, well. While this is  happening, a nice tune plays away in the backgro
und..... a nice part. 82%      WWOMEN AND DRAGONS DEMON (GERMANY)  Code Siggy, D
oc Bartoc  Graphics Siggy  Music Siggy    W&D is a rather weird demo.  Released 
 at  the Megablasters party, for those who  are interested (anyone). It basicall
y consists  of gfx and animation. There are  a number of p   N         arts, som
e are just pictures,  there's a vector gfx part (zzz), the  excellent  Dance  Of
  Magic  Woman, brilliant   magnifying glass  part  and some  animation, includi
ng the rather dubious picture of  a, erm, shackled nun. At the  end there is a s
crolling message part. There is some spooky music in some parts.  The gfx are ve
ry nice. Perhaps  the  biggest  problem  is that once you select a  part, to ret
urn to the menu you have  to  wait until the part ends. Don't get it  if you are
 offended by pictures of scntily clad women..... 87%        WFUSION DEMON (GERMA
NY)  Code Collapse, Dreamer, etc.  Graphics Dreamer, etc.  Music Pooh    This is
 a meeting demo, where  the  groups  TGS  and CREATORS merged to form the  group
 called, erm, TGS and CREATORS (imaginative name!).    When you start the demo, 
there is a nice part by Collapse which pretends to be  a PC. Then you  get  a  r
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally  cool  part where a penguin  explodes!! After that i
s the main  part  -  a  logo, a star scroll background, a  nice ghost writer and
 a brilliant  tune  written  by  Pooh (). But what to give  this demo A CD playe
r No, a rating instead. Hmm, 83%, I think.      WCHILLN (ENGLAND)  Code Sphere  
Graphics Fonts from font packs and stuff.  Music     A new and small demo, which
 is your  average scroll, music and logo demo, except  with a pre-calculated rot
ating AC (Atlantic  Coding) logo. It's nice, basically.  62% is what I think it 
should have.....      WMAGE'S "BEST" DEMO (FRANCE)  Code Mage  Graphics Font sto
len from Unknown part of Nashua demo, the rest by Made  Music Joy    Hey! This d
emo is HAPPYWARE! If you like  it and watch it, you have to send Mage  a postcar
d!    This demo was released on the Freedelire meeting.    First the demo starts
 with a  MAGE  intro  screen,  akin  to the one seen in the  BARTHY PARTY demo, 
where you can tell the demo what CRTC you have so it works on  your machine. The
n the show begins -  the  overscanned screen is split into two  first, a large e
ffects windows and a smaller but still big window which contains  the scroll.   
 At the start of the demo, the cool  music kicks in, a plasma effect appears in 
 the effects window and the scroll appears. Then it turns into a sinus scroll an
d  later a new effect on CPC appears -  I  won't say any more! Later in the effe
cts  window, a colourful picture by Made appears and a great but indescribable r
aster  effect, which is also new to the CPC, appears. In short this demo is one 
of the  best in 1995. 90%      WFREEDELIRE MEETING DEMO (FRANCE)  Code Chany, Ep
silon, One  Graphics Rainbird, Chany, One  Music Epsilon, Barthy    Strnge for a
 meeting demo - it's really  good. The demo starts off with a screen  telling yo
u who did what in the demo.  Then a real funky pic appears, which says  "Freedel
ire Meeting", which you get  every  time  a part loads. First, Epsilon's  part a
ppears. It contains many colour  splits, and some weird effects. Secondly,  the 
Shade Bobs part appears - a mindbendingly  cool effect, it's a pity that the  th
ing erases itself..... next, the outstanding  ZOOM  part. The CPC zooms in and  
out of a picture of a Japanese  girl and the writing FREEDELIRE, while scrolling
  about. Some cool music plays here. Next up, a part by Chany called FUCK EPSILO
N.  This part contains some nice parallax effects, and two scroll texts. Overall
 for  the demo 92%  T  L               DEMO TEZT  W               -/-/-/-/-    H
allo! It's Demo "Tezt" time again. In  thrt appears - a mindbendingly  cool effe
ct, it's a pity that the  thing erases itself..... next, the outstanding  ZOOM  
part. The CPC zooms in and  out of a picture of a Japanese  girl and the writing
 FREEDELIRE, while scrolling  about. Some cool music play  NH              A NEW
S LEVEL  L              A NEWS LEVEL  W                ----    In other words th
is is the news section, by Slice/DS    W-------WHEN A GROUP IS BORN BALD--------
    Sometime in March, a new group  was  born  -  DONUT SYSTEM, and now it's mem
bers  are    BoGGer! Swapper, graphist  Maniac Coder, cracker, swapper, graphist
  Rob Sparrow PD librarian, swapper  Slice Discmag editor, leader (unless  someo
ne  wants  to  try to overthrow me),         swapper, crap coder.      Forthcomi
ng productions include  THE  ULTIMATE  DIGI  COLLECTION  3,  CLASH WITH  REALITY
, THE ESSENTIAL DIGITRAKKER  SELECTION 2, the plus slideshow FLEA FART IN  A HUR
RICANE and more!    W------------THY DOOM IS NIGH------------    The end of an e
ra... after going from okay to good to excellent to shit, Amstrad  Action is to 
be disconnected  from it's life support machine  after issue 118...  No long obi
tuary here, dudes. Seeya.    W---------------MILK TRAY----------------    Jonty 
(AKA The Ghoul!) of PD  Encounters  is  starting up a fanzine titled After  Dark
. It's priced at #1.50 for a  30-40  A4  size fanz with a fucking 3.5" cover  di
sc. Ah. I wonder how many people  own  a  3.5" drive. I wonder how many people  
own  a  side  switch.  The   mag   is   supposed   to   fucking  cater  for  all
  computers/consoles, so a friggin' 3.5" Amstrad  coverdisc isn't going to be ve
ry  good, is it Think again, Jonty.    Anyhow, it's out every 6 weeks,  it's  mo
stly  a watchdog fanzine and for more  information write to    Jonty, 41 Westmor
land Avenue, Newbiggin By-The-Sea, Northumberland NE64 6RN    or phone (0670) 85
5486.    There could be a review in this very issue.    Hey Jonty! I know you're
 very touchy,  the  above comments are the raw arguments  of the letter I wrote 
you before.....    W-------FOOL YOU, AMSTRAD ACTION!--------    Didja see AA109 
Didja Didja I quote from the contents  page  "David  Crookes  gives you the firs
t  review... I(of BTL - Slice)N". I recieved my copy of AA109 on  15/10/94. I re
viewed BTL #1 in IMPACT #5, released early September.  I  think  I  was first wi
th the  review  (out  of  me  and  AA,  anyway). Hahahaha! Fuck you,  Amstrad Ac
tion! F*CK YOU!    W------------UNDERCOVER WORK-------------    I know this info
 is late (this  issue  took  a  lot  of time to produce) but Joe  Moulding of th
e acclaimed PD library Sleepwalker  PDS has taken over the fanzine  CPC UNDERCOV
ER  from  David  Crookes  (I'm  sure  I've  heard  that  name before  somewhere.
....) and issue 7 was produced using his PC (spit!) in October (review  this iss
ue, I hope!)    Because of this, Joe has been forced to quit Sleepwalker PDS, ap
parently. Yikes!  Is this the reason that Palm Coding hasn't replied lately Ho h
um.....    The whole Sleepwalker  PDS range is currently residing  at Penguin PD
, I'm told.  So write to    Penguin PD software, 62 Nursey Road, Knaphill, Wokin
g, Surrey GU21 2NW    W---------------SZENE NEWS---------------    Fresh from EU
ROSTRAD #5 - thanx  to  TOM-POUCE  of  POW! for letting me rip some  articles an
d stuff from this cool mag!    - Some news about the world  of  demos  Premier M
egademo will be finished quite  soon. According to Choas I(the group producting 
the megademo - Slice)N, it will be  great! This team (Chaos) is working on  a  m
egademo which will contain the first  vertical rasters running even on CRTC 2!  
  POW! (my team) is working too on a megademo  (I will make a part, the worst of
  all because I cannot code everything on CPC.....)    - Micro Mag & Press Fire 
I(discfanzine -  Slice)N is dead! It is because Force One  has left CPC scene to
 join the Amiga world I(scum! More like Farce One - Slice)N.    In fear of steal
ing too much from this cool mag, I'll finish here! The following  scene news is 
not taken from EUROSTRAD #5, but is by me.    - Only For Your Eyes 2 megademo is
 out! But I haven't seen it.    - Power System megademo is out! It's on two disx
 apparently. Eek.    - Mage released his Best demo, and very good it is too.    
- The fantastic Freedelire  Meeting  demo  was  released  a  short  time ago, it
  contains parts from One/Mortel, Epsilon/Power System  and Chany/NPS, so read t
he  demo tezt for a review...!    - Hage of Wizcat (German  CPC  group)   has   
a  new  game in production, titled  KARATIAN. It boasts    a) Large sprites  b) 
4 player action  c) Very fast  d) Not much CRTC 1 compatability (on the preview 
version)  e) Sprites ripped from International Karate +  f) A "logo" ripped from
 BARBARIAN    - Collapse/TGS and CRT just released his ART OF FANTASY 1 and   Ni
t loox very good,  reviewed in this issue, so read the review!    News from HYPN
OMEGA (rephrased by me!)...    - Some guys plugged a CD-ROM-drive into  the CPC 
and there wil be a CD with CPC-  soft out soon (no joke).    - Zilog released th
e  follower of the Z80, the Z380, which  is a 32-bit CPU that  is downwardly com
patible to the Z80...    Okay, the rest of the news comes  from  MALFUNCTION of 
THE FIRM, but I rephrased  it.    - BadMag 3 will be coded by Malfunction  of  T
he Firm 'coz Crown's done a runner  with  his  source-codes..... it  should be  
amazingly  excellent.  Most  of  the  articles deal with sex, and there's not mu
ch CPC stuff to it. Ah.    - TIC of insert group names here!, Pawn and Keith Woo
ds have left CPC.....    - CPC FOREVER #2 will not be released.    And that's ab
out it..... more, er, news when I get it.....    W--------FRIGHT TIME - UFO SCAR
E---------    This is the true story of Gripin Lead,  a  man with bad eyesight. 
He says "I was  on the motorway at night -  it   was    pitch   black,   right T
hen I saw these  white lights in groups of two moving past   me  an' lines of ye
llow lights and I  knew they were UFO's an' I was  the only   one  on  the motor
way an' I was shit-  scared an'.....".  Well,  that's  enough  -   don't  wanna 
 frighten  the junior  readers of Donut Mag!   LEVEL  W                ----    I
n other words this is the news section, b  This is the true story of Gripin Lead
,  a  man with bad eyesight. He says "I was  on the motorway at night -  it   wa
s    pitcH             DISCZINE SCENE  L             DISCZINE SCENE  W          
   -/-/-/-/-/-/-/    Do you want your discmag reviewed  Send  me  a  copy  and I
'll do the rest! #10  ensures that I give you 100%.....    "Fuck you and your co
llege dream!" (erm, yes.)    W-----------ART OF FANTASY #1------------    Editor
 Collapse/TGS and CRT  Language German  Price PD  Sides 2    Apparently, this di
scmag took over a year and a half to arrive on the scene. But    is it any good 
Erm, read the review.....    When you run the discmag, you are  greeted  by a si
mple intro, made effective by  its cool gfx. After that there's a mini  menu, wh
ere you can either run the mag,  watch the preview of Dreamer's  new  game,  Myr
ia,  or read some meeting reports  from two TGS/CRT meetings  (Meating  meeting 
 and  Missing Members meeting (next  meeting title suggestion follows  Maniacal 
Mindwarping Mystery of Missing Myria  meeting). The other two things don't  real
ly  concern  us, the mag does. So, you  load the mag...    Another intro appears
, this intro is the only  part of the mag that's written in  MC. It's quite nice
, and has cool  sound  and  gfx, with a little ghostwriter at  the bottom of the
 screen. You lightly tap  the SPACE bar (do you) and the mag  loads (properly, t
his time!). You get a menu with cool gfx. Selecting catagories  from this menu s
ometimes lead to  sub  menus. Each catagory has different music,  by the way.   
 Now, seeing as the articles are in a language called German, it's hard for a no
n  German understanding person like myself to read  the mag!! However, the mag d
oes  seem to contain stuff about role-playing  games,  fantasy books, etc. There
 also  seems to be some stuff about  ESCOM  buying  out Commodore and that kinda
 stuff,  but why in a CPC mag Probably because TGS members are coding versions o
f AoF on  PC and Amiga...    Well, the articles scroll  quite  fast  for  a  BAS
IC  text  viewer,  and so the  presentation is pretty good, although rather "bar
e", but the articles make a mag  what it is, not the code (though for  some  rea
son, people seem to write for the  discmags with the best code, not  the  best  
articles  - strange, huh) and only  people who understand German can read it, so
 I cannot give it a mark. Hum. Write  English articles for this mag!    W-------
-----DIGITAL PRESS #1------------    Editors The Villian, The Dangerous Woodman 
(both HJT!)  Language German, English  Price PD  Sides 1    Not as new as AoF, t
his, but still pretty new (that's if you class late 94/early  95 as pretty new).
....    When you load this mag, no intro, just the menu. There are only two tune
s in the  mag (whaddya mean, only two There's  none  in  this  mag - annoyed rea
der), the  menu and the file viewer.  Once  you  select  an  article, the articl
e is loaded  (oooh!). The font is multi coloured, and you  can change the colour
s. At the top  of the screen is  a  small  mode  1  window,  a  la  X-Treme,  wh
ere the text is  displayed. Underneath that is a "DIGITAL  PRESS"  logo, with a 
picture displayed    Non both sides of  this  logo.  Each  article  has  a  diff
erent picture (clowns,  fractals, unicorns.....). Underneath that  are  some  ho
rrible  and large raster  equalizors, reminding me of the  old  NWC  demo  Thanx
  Dizzy (just think of the  diagonal scroll). The small text  window  can  be  q
uite  annoying at times how  about a larger window with a mode split so the text
 is in mode 2 I fucked your  girlfriend last night, apparently (what the...).   
 As far as articles go, two are fully English. There are some English bits dotte
d  around various articles.  The  English  articles  are  one  asking  you to wr
ite  English articles (I've wrote a bit) and the Cheese Shop sketch from Monty P
ython  which is funny but quite long-winded.    So, there you have it. Not much 
English, but what is there is pretty good. Can I  give it a mark No. Oh, I'm sor
ry  okay The presentation is okay, better than  AoF in some ways but not in othe
rs.  It  seems like the editors have cool tastes  in music though!!    ---------
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                                                                 My soul for a g
oat.....    Shouldn't zis be in the short stories section    One night, Mr. Seep
in  threw  a  massive  party.  EVERYBODY  within   a two mile  radius was there,
 with the exception of  Derek Anorak and the beer drinkers down  at the North At
lantic Drift bar. However,  he  overlooked the fact that he had a  job interview
 the next day (for the  position of Head Watch Watcher at Lethargic  Research, i
nc.) at 7am. Only at  3am  did  he  realise,  and  by then he was too  intoxicat
ed to notice.....    Mr. Seepin awoke with a start and fumbled  for his watch on
 his bedside table.  Only when he opened his eyes did he  realise  that  he wasn
't in his bed, he was  lying on top of his freezer.  He  heaved  himself  up and
 staggered along to the  toilet, trying his best to avoid  the  partygoers  lyin
g  on the floor, who were  either asleep or in a drunken stupor.    After missin
g the bowl and urinating  down  his  trouser leg, he fell into the  kitchen. Aft
er picking himself up  with the  aid  of a kitchen unit, he opened a  drawer and
 bundled three co-codamol tablets (strong painkillers) into his mouth.  After fo
aming at the mouth, he needed  to  find out what the time was precisely,  using 
his special watch, or risk being turned down for the job he wanted.    He went r
ound the whole of the house,  but  'twas  to no avail. He saw someone  who had f
allen asleep by  the  upstairs  toilet  -  probably unconcious from the  unflush
ed toilet fumes, choked and died  on  his  own vomit, or fell asleep. The  latte
r seemed more feasable. There was life in this creature, too.    JaPi had had a 
rough  night  at  Mr.  Seepin's  place, eventually falling asleep  after a loooo
ng vomiting session.He was  awoke  abruptly when Mr. Seepin kept on  shaking him
 in an attempt to wake him. I  tell you now, this did his headache no  good.    
"Do you know where my watch is", Mr. Seepin asked.    "'Ave ya checked thu bags 
under ya eyes" replied JaPi.    "I'm not in the mood for jokes".    "I fink I mi
ght 'ave 'ate it," JaPi groaned. "'Tis prob'ly in thu bog".    Mr. Seepin checke
d the toilet.  Indeed,  the  watch  was there (TM). It worked  perfectly. Luckil
y the time was  060226193953,  giving Mr. Seepin more than  enough time to get r
eady for the  interview ahead. Unfortunately, Mr. Seepin had  only had about 2 a
nd a half hours of  sleep. Because of this, he was very tired,  and the spare so
fa bed looked  very  inviting,  dispite  the fact that that were  three people o
n it  already.  When  he  awoke,  the  time was 114627535613.  However, he had g
ot the dates mixed up,  the  interview was next week, and so he  made a note of 
it. He got the  job.  Slice listened to the Pantera cover version  of Planet Car
avan. It was cool.    The end.              -/-/-/-/-/-/-/    Do you want your d
iscmag reviewedH                PD SCENE  L                PD SCENE  W          
      --------    Ah hell! Yup, tis PD SCENE time  again,  where  PD software is
 reviewed. So I'll  dispense with the pleasantries and tumble into the reviews..
...    W----------------REVIEWS-----------------    Well, I haven't recieved muc
h new stuff  that  isn't  discmags  or demos so I'll  really gonna have to dig i
nto  my  memory  (scoop!) for softs to review..... ah!  How about some utilities
    WS-DAF EXPANDER  By BAntoineN of B  NPOW!N (1992-1994)    This seems to be t
he latest incarnation  of  the MMPF DAF system. What the thing    does is links 
files together and crunches them, if you want them to be crunched.  Say you had 
two files, one at &1000  and  one at &8000. The files could be liked  with no me
mory space wasted (great!) and  they can also be crunched using BCheese  BCrunch
erN (another utility from Antoine  of  POW!)  as  well.  There is oodles of  opt
ions, but I wont go into  detail.   This  great crunching system was used for  c
runching programs such as Force Ones  Amiga  Pack demo and the crunched version 
 crack of OCP Advanced Art Studio (er, so  I'm told). A nifty little tool, thoug
h  hard to use for beginners.....!    OVERALL 86%    WGHOUL'S WRITER  By BTom Et
 JerryN of BGPAN (1994)    Though you may not think it  when  you  catalogue  th
e disc, this tool is really  easy to use. It creates  letters  on  computer  lik
e  Ghost Writer, but this one  gives you the opportunity to create or import gfx
 and music into your intro. You  can also choose a screen clearing  effect  and 
 a background animation. Once you  find out what file to load at the start, it's
 easy.    OVERALL 92%    WBATTLE OF ROME  By BDreadnoughtN of BPOW!N (1995)    T
his is a strategy game, which,  although  called  Battle  Of Rome, isn't set in 
 Rome. Hmm. It's for two  players,  who  control  a  group  of armies who have t
o  battle in out - whoever gets all their  armies wiped out first, loses. There 
are  20 levels to choose from, although  you  need  the password that's obtained
 from  the previous level (a bit of hacking can  get around this, the prog's in 
BASIC).  You can  also define your own  levels.....  at  first  the  game loox s
hit - you  start off with four armies each. But it gets better from then on, as 
your amount  of armies increases  and the addictiveness  is  increased  tenfold.
 It's simple,  but addictive.....    OVERALL 91%    W------------VITAL ADDRESSES
-------------    BEPDC, LA HAMELINIERE, 50450 HAMBYE, FRANCE  Check out the EPDC
 article elsewhere is this mag.    BKING ARTHURS DOMAIN PD, BRYPTON COTTAGE,  BR
UNSWICK ROAD, WORTHING, WEST SUSSEX,  BBN11 3NQ  The  latest  incarnation  of th
e  Scull  PD  library.  Because of  this, a large  majority of the software is o
ld, but worth checking out.    BROBOT PD, 2 TRENT ROAD, OAKHAM, RUTLAND, LE15 6H
F  Okay, so it only stocks it's own progs, but it's a real cool library.    BR.S
.P.D., 40 DEE COURT, HOBBAYNE ROAD, HANWELL, LONDON, W7 3RQ  A pretty good libra
ry - around 100 sides.  20p  per  side. Send SSAE for a stock  list.    W-------
-- (BOG) ROLL OF HONOUR ---------    Megabig thanx to the following guys who sup
plied the PD reviewed above    BAntoine of POW!  BJuggler of POW!  BTom Et Jerry
 of GPA  ENE time  again,  wbut worth checking out.    BROBOT PD, 2 TRENT ROAD, 
OAKHAM, RUTLAND, LE15 6HF  Okay, so it only stocks it's own progs, but it's a re
al cool library.    BR.S.P.D., 40 DEE COURT, HOBBAYNE ROAD, HANWELL, LONDON, W7 
3RQ  A pretty good library - around 100 siH               ZINE SCENE  L         
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  WREVIEW  W------  BACKGROUND A multi-format mag, catering for all 8 bit machin
es, though it has a  slight leaning towards Amstrad machines. There isn't much f
or the C64 though.    PRESENTATION Huey! Erm, yes. It seems  that  Brian  has us
ed a refill cartridge  for his ink-jet, because some  of  the  text  looks horri
ble. The majority looks  nice, and the printed (as opposed  to  photocopied)  pa
ges look really nice. The  paper the mag is printed on is of excellent quality, 
the supplement pages are of  normal quality, however.    There are 16 pages (4  
A3  sheets)   N of  the  actual  mag,  and 5 A4 supplement  sheets. The mag is n
ot  collated  like  in earlier issues, though. Advertisments  litter the mag, af
ter all, the mag  was  originally called 8BIT MART, a mag with  mostly advertism
ents in it.....    PRESENTATION RATING 2% (only joking, 82% really)    CONTENTS 
Ignoring the actual mag itself, there is 5 supplement sheets - 2 pages  are the 
so called "comic supplement"  which  is  faintly amusing, but it doesn't  really
 deserve 4 sides. Then there's  a  magazine  page,  telling you of all the  fanz
ines/magazines available for various  8  bit  machines,  but no discmags for  so
me reason (and hey, where's  Eurostrad  of  the  rest  of the myriad of French  
zines!). The magazine COMMODORE CRACKER sounds interesting! Then finally there  
is 2 pages of small ads, which are continued in the mag itself.    The mag itsel
f contains an  editorial  (I  can't  believe  that people were so  gullible to b
elieve the issue 5 April fool!), coverage of other computers, which  doesn't con
cern us, a review of  Amstrad  User  #7 (which I would have reviewed,  but I kil
led it for much needed disc  space),  where, for about the 26th time in  his lif
e, Malfunction's name is spelt wrong (hi Malclom!)... unfortunately Brian  never
 selected the  print  icon,  which  is  just  as  well  seeing  as it isn't  imp
lemented yet (AU #7 out  since  around  Christmas,  apparently - and they say  t
hat this is a "preview version", when you've  paid good money for it - gah!)... 
 a RoutePlanner review, an  article  on  home  publishing  (which  caters for al
l  computers) and more. Around 2  pages  of  the  16  is  devoted fully to the C
PC,  excluding the adverts and small ads. Around 5 and a half pages concern no f
ormat  in particular, which (excluding adverts)  leaves  7  and a half pages con
cerning  CPC users, combined with adverts for CPC  gear  that  leaves about 10 a
nd a half  pages, excluding supplements..... that's quite a lot of the mag!    T
he articles are well written  and  more  humourous  than in previous issues -  t
his can only be a good thing.    CONTENTS RATING Oooh, 88%    WOVERALL Hmmm, I t
hink 84% will do.the CPC,  excluding the adverts and small ads. Around 5 and a h
alf pages concern no format  in particular, which (excluding adverts)  leaves  7
  and a half pages concerning  CPC users, combined with adverts for CPC  gear  t
hat  leaves about 10 and a half  pages, excluding supplements..... that's quite 
a lot of the mag!    The articles are well written  and  more  humourous  than i
nH                REVIEWS  L                REVIEWS  W                -------   
 They're  back. To haunt you  forever.  The  invasion of  the mega reviews. THRE
E  games go under the spotlight today,  and  I'm  your host, BSlice/DSN (plus sp
ecial  guest appearance by BPalm CodingN). The plucky three are      BMEGABLASTE
RS    BFOOTBALL MANAGER WORLD CUP EDITIONN (review by BPalm CodingN)    BPOPEYE 
2    Actually, there were more, but disc space is decreasing...    W------------
--MEGABLASTERS--------------       FROM Radical Software - GAME TYPE Lay bombs a
nd kill things - Disc only          Address Brympton Cottage, Brunswick Road, Wo
rthing, Sussex BN11 3NQ                                 Tel (0903) 206739    Cod
e Odiesoft/HJT  Gfx Odiesoft/HJT and Rex/DENG! and SEX  Music Kangaroo Musique/T
GS and CRT and Crittersoap/HJT    It's out. It's pretty new. It's  one  of  the 
longest-awaited games it all time.  It's WMEGABLASTERS!!    Yes, well. I was ant
icipating it as  well, I was sent a copy of the MEGABLASTERS  DEMO (hi Antoine!)
  which  contained  the  first  world,  Rookie.  It whetted my  appetite for the
 full version and I was very annoyed to find out that side 1 was  corrupt. After
 exploding I picked up the  telephone and dialed the number of the  old Radical 
 HQ. A fortnight passed.  I went back to school  after the Christmas  holidaze. 
I at least  wanted to  get some foolin'  days of non-stop Megablastin'  in, but 
no. BIN had to wait until the  first week of school was over to recieve   Nmy  b
lasted new copy of the game. I shoved  side 1 into the drive and catalogued it. 
 It wasn't corrupt. Hurrah!    Megablasters (I don't  care  if  it's  really  ca
lled MegaBlasters, MegaBlasters  looks shit) is a rather big game, so  big  that
 it comes on 2 discs. That's four  sides, numbered 0-3. I placed side 0 into the
 drive and ran the damn thing.    BIN THE BEGINNING.....  I was suprised to find
 out that there was  no large intro, a la ZTB. Instead, an  Odiesoft logo formed
 on the screen while a  famous tune by Strauss (not Bach (hi  Juggler) and not L
evi either, in case there's any fashion victims out there...!)  played away. Des
pite the simplicity,  it was really  stunning! After waiting for  the tune to en
d, the menu was loaded.....    The menu, which is in  overscan, contains  some n
ice gfx in  the background, and  you can do all sorts  of things  such as reset 
 high scores, define  keys, enter  passwords, etc. A bouncy tune blasts from  yo
ur CPC speaker, and it sounds quite  good. After setting anything up, you get to
 view the story.....    The story is good fun to read,  and  contains some nice 
incidental pictures. The  story runs like this (condensed version)  Bart  has  t
o look after two twins in  his family who have powers to rule the world, b'coz h
is mum and dad have gone to  the village to buy some groceries.  Then  Bart's  f
riend  Bob enters and asks if  Bart wants to go to the fair. They organise a nur
se to look after the baby twins  while they are gone, but the nurse turns out to
 be the evil sorceror Cobron, who  kidnaps the babies!! Bob and Bart (or Bart in
  a one player game) are going on a  rescue mission.....    After zis, the overs
canned  map screen is displayed. The map is really great! It  contains the stand
ard  CPC colours but  by some colour  mixin', a nice effect is  achieved. The pi
cture  shows a forest,  a volcano, a village, etc. and of course  our heroes (or
 hero in a one player game) hovering over the world they are about  to enter... 
   BTHE GAME    The game is split into 11 worlds,  including  the rookie and sec
ret worlds. Each  of these worlds has it's own bad guys, own gfx style and own s
oundtrack. Each of  these worlds is also split  into  7  levels,  including  the
  boss level and the  secret level.    Each level is a maze, to put it bluntly, 
policed by various bad guys. The maze  is made up of 3 things empty  spaces, ind
estructable blocks and blocks that can  be blown up. When these blocks  blow  up
,  they leave behind various goodies for  our heroes, such as extra bombs, longe
r  bomb  range, extra lives and letters of  the word BONUS. If you collect all t
hese  (one in each of the 5 "proper" levels)  then before you fight the boss you
 also  go  to a bonus level to collect various  power ups to help you defeat the
 forhcoming attraction, the boss of the world.    The bad guys range from extrem
ely slow  guys  who  take only one bomb blast to  waste to extremely fast crocod
ile-types who take  lotsa time to kill. One of the  best worlds includes evil ey
es who have magnetic powers.    The secret levels are really great, and  most  o
r all are based on classic CPC  games - Pacman, Fruity Frank, etc.    One proble
m of the game is that some  later levels are really easy compared to  earlier ha
rder levels.    Well, once you finish the game,  the  ending  is  quite nice, Od
iesoft told me  that he actually drew the pic himself,  cool  eh Well, the game 
is really good,  one of the best on the CPC.....    BTHE FOUR-PLAYER MODE  On th
e menu you can also select the  4  player mode, which was released ages ago  int
o PD. Surely you've seen it  before!  Strangely  enough, in this mode you can  g
et really bad so-called "power ups" which are  more of a hindrance than a help, 
 these "power ups" aren't implemented  in  the  proper  game. This is really goo
d  fun, although if you have lotsa players  (like  in most 2 of more player game
s),  you inevitably end up controlling the other player(s) for a few seconds.   
 WRATING - MEGABLASTERS     GRAPHICS - 92% The gfx are very good.....   SOUND - 
91% .....and so is the sound fx   PLAYABILITY - 92% As addictive as large doses 
of heroin (er, so I'm told)   LASTABILITY - 86% Quite easy on EASY mode, bloody 
hard on DIFFICULT!     O   V   E   R   A   L   L  -  90%    W--FOOTBALL MANAGER 
(WORLD CUP EDITION)--                        FROM Addictive - GAME TYPE I wonder
    Let's get  this straight  - people manage to play this  without smashing out
 all  the little  plastic keys  I mean, I'm all  for management  simulations (I 
wrote  Musicbiz,  didn't I  N)  but for  a commercial  full-price game,  it's a 
 rip-off.    Right, now  I've got  that out  of the way. I'd  better  justify  m
y opinions,  though (in case someone actually likes Football Manager, and for  s
ome reason, a  lot of people do).    There's no  actual management  decisions to
  be  made.  In fact,  no money  is  involved! The only options  are where to pl
ace  each player,  what passes he can  make, and what type of  action he should 
do (thru-play,  sweeper, wing, and find  space).    Oh,  and  you can  try  to  
boost  the  morale  of  the  team, by  telling the  commentator that  your team 
is  gonna thrash the pants  off the opposition (like  when you're 10-0 down alre
ady). But  the team are a right load of sissies... you  tell them to do their be
st or something, and their morale goes down!    The  graphics  are  pretty  bad,
  and  matches  are completely  boring.  Watch  for  about 10  minutes  while  p
layers mill  around the  screen (their  football  skills make you cringe) and if
 you're  lucky you might score (but probably not).  The two teams are  the same 
colours  every match, thus  eliminating any sense of  individuality amongst diff
erent teams. Oh well.    Good points a) There are lots of teams to choose from. 
                b) You can always make a cup of tea  while  the  match  is  bein
g                    played.    And if you're a bit slow to catch on, I don't pa
rticularly like this game.    WRATING - FOOTBALL MANAGER W. C. EDITION     GRAPH
ICS - 15% Dire   SOUND - 00% Is there any   PLAYABILITY - 15% Bulldish   LASTABI
LITY - 16% Bullclamp   O   V   E   R   A   L   L  -  15%    W----------------POP
EYE 2----------------                        FROM Alternative - GAME TYPE Platfo
rm    Popeye 2 is a platform game  where  you,  playing  Popeye, must waste your
 arch-  enemy Bluto (named Brutus in the inlay  card  for some reason) to save O
live Oyl  (your babe (!)) from his evil  clutches.  Original,  huh  This game is
 set over  four levels, those levels being    a) Building site  b) Biff spinach 
factory  c) Jungle  d) Shipyard    This game is a flick screen jobby, where  the
  action starts at ze bottom of the  screen, and Popeye has to get up to the top
 in one piece. All you really have to  do is avoid life-threatening objects, but
 the  playing field is very small so it  gets pretty hard! You can collect spina
ch and have fun beat 'em up sections with  the goons. There isn't really much  t
o  say  but  it's pretty well presented and  worth erm, "obtaining" - if you can
 handle the frustration!    WRATING - POPEYE 2     GRAPHICS - 78% Not excellent,
 but does the job.   SOUND - 61% Fx and title tune (which buggers up at the end)
.   PLAYABILITY 79% Frustrating, not for beginners.....   LASTABILITY 83% But yo
u'll come back to it until it's completed, then  you'll                     neve
r touch it again.   O   V   E   R   A   L   L  -  81%   forever.  The  ioons. Th
ere isn't really much  to  say  but  it's pretty well presented and  worth erm, 
"obtaining" - if you can handle the frusH             CHEATING SCUM!  L         
    CHEATING SCUM!  W             --------------    All these  cheats  are origi
nals,  no shit  ripped from old  computer mags/other  'zines here. This article 
cannot be reprinted anywhere else!    WASTRO MARINE CORPS by Slice/DS  W--------
----------------------  The code for part 2 is DAGOBAH.    WMEGABLASTERS DEMO by
 Slice/DS  W-----------------------------  To find the secret level get to  leve
l  5 and go to co-ordinates 16,13 (across,  down). This will be part of the wall
. When  you are in the secret level you have  no bombs (!) and have to find the 
key to escape.      WMEGABLASTERS by Slice/DS  W------------------------  All da
 world codes.....    World 1 Village people IUHIAVLX  World 2 Great plains SYYMC
XLC  World 3 Forest of delusion CHCMIILF  World 4 Bog of eternal stench SKRJKQWJ
  World 5 City lights DDWIEGGG  World 6 Frosty feet JPXAKHXR  World 7 Cavemania 
MJTVNLWH  World 8 Volcano of doom AMKVQRHP  World 9 Dark castle FTSXEDTW    Secr
et levels..... (some co-ordinates may be wrong)    Rookie Level 5, co-ordinates 
16,13 (across, down)  World 1 Level 2, co-ordinates 19,8  World 2 Level 3, co-or
dinates 19,10  World 3 Level 2, co-ordinates 5,6  World 4 Level 3, co-ordinates 
19,2  World 5 Level 1, co-ordinates 16,13  World 6 Level 4, co-ordinates 19,6  W
orld 7 Level 4, co-ordinates 19,6  World 8 Level 1, co-ordinates 19,2  World 9 L
evel 3, co-ordinates 6,13  Secret world (Castle In The Clouds) Level 5, co-ordin
ates 10,13    Oth  Ner bits.....    Access to the secret world World 6, BONUS le
vel, co-ordinates 19,7  For a secret music menu, type MUSIC on the menu screen  
For infinite lives, type JENNY on the menu screen  To get the secret weapon, go 
up Cobron's cloak    If any co-ordinates are wrong, sorry.    WWORM SLICKERS by 
Slice/DS  W-------------------------  Type MAIC on  the  title  screen.  The  ot
her  "codes"  are FACEHUGGER, JOACHIM,  BJOERN, STEFAN and ANDRE. What is the fa
bled seventh "code" If you know, please  tell me!    WVOYAGE 1993 by Slice/DS  W
-----------------------  To find the cheat screen  of  Face  Huggers  "Pixelised
  Vectors" part, when the  scroll-text appears, press the following of keys simu
ltaneously    Cursor left SPACE ENTER SHIFT    . /     These keys are positioned
 so the  keypress  is  easy  to execute (just flop your  hand over the keys). So
me of these  keys  probably  don't need to be pressed, by  the way. Now sit back
 and enjoy the wonderful Amiga converted picture.....    WNWC INTRO by Slice/DS 
 W---------------------  A  very old demo, but one I think is  very good. Anyway
, I find that on CPC6128,  when you run the file "NWCINTRO.128", the first part 
of the demo is skipped (you  see it for a split-second) and the second  part is 
shown. To see the first part,  load (not run!) the file "NWCINTRO.128" and type 
   CALL &200    When you are prompted to smash a key, quickly press a key (I use
 the space bar).  Then, for some unexplainable reason, the first part will not b
e skipped.    WPIPEMANIA by Slice/DS  W---------------------  All the codes for 
this frantic non-PD puzzler.    Level 5 FINE  Level 9 NEWS  Level 13 FAIL  Level
 17 SAIL  Level 21 ERIC  Level 25 TAPE  Level 29 SLOW  Level 33 ACHE    WCRAZY C
OWS by Slice/DS  W----------------------  To access the cheat mode, type f6 f4 f
2 f0 then reduce the number of cows moving  to none (by pressing  the left curso
r).  Then type f6 f4  f2 and f0 again to see  and hear the cheat part!    WLOOPZ
 by Slice/DS  W-----------------  Yet another non-PD puzzler, and yet another ba
tch of codes (for game type C)    Level 6 EASY  Level 11 ARTY  Level 16 FOXY  Le
vel 21 CRAS  Level 26 WHET  Level 31 POLL  Level 36 ZUIS  Level 41 VEST  Level 4
6 EMMA    WMICRO DEMO by Slice/DS  W----------------------  Nice demo, with a ch
eat message that can be activated by simultaneously pressing  the following keys
    TAB CAPS LOCK S    WSPOTS 1994 by Slice/DS  W----------------------  ARCADE 
mode, all da codes.....    Level 4 FLUTE  Level 7 CLEAN  Level 10 BETTY  Level 1
3 TIRED  Level 16 STATE  Level 19 THEME  Level 22 TOKYO  Level 25 MARIO  Level 2
8 AMREP  Level 31 SOUND    WFUSION DEMO by Slice/DS  W-----------------------  O
n the  penguin  part, type in  IDDQD and the  message DEGREELESS  MODE ON  will 
 appear. Then you can  control the  penguins movements  using the left  and righ
t  cursor keys!    WMAELSTROM DEMO by Slice/DS  W--------------------------  Yes
, I know I wrote it. Type DISH on the intro part and wait.  s,H     ROUTEPLANNER
 V1.0 - THE REVIEW  L     ROUTEPLANNER V1.0 - THE REVIEW  W     ----------------
--------------    By Slice/DS... can you believe it I originally  intended this 
to be a small mag  a la CPC TELEGRAMM, but I found  lots  of  articles... So now
 I haven't finished  all de articles (but zis iz da last article  I start from s
cratch) and I've only  9Kb left to play around with, because  I  don't  want the
 disc to flow over onto  side two, but maybe it will..... continuing... I reciev
ed a copy of RoutePlanner  from Richard Fairhurst  about  2  months  ago,  but  
until  now  it  hasn't been  reviewed. So here comes the review    RoutePlanner 
is available from either    Sentinel Software, 41 Enmore Gardens, East Sheen, Lo
ndon, SW14 8RF (price )  O.J.  Software,  273  Mossy Lea  Road, Wrightington,  N
r. Wigan, Lancs,  WN6 9RN   (price #19.95)    Radical Software, Brympton Frottag
e (erm,  I  mean cottage (as in cottaging)),   Brunwick Road, Wothing, West Suss
ex, BN11 3NQ (price #19.95)    ...  N .. .    Ahem, RoutePlanner is a program th
at  calculates the fastest/shortest route from  anywhere in Great Britain to any
where in Great Britain, basically.    When you load the prog, a little menu appe
ars. Now, because of the sheer size of  the program, one area of Great  Britain 
 has  to   be missed out - either Wales,  South West England or  the  Scottish  
Highlands.  This  won't  really affect the  program much. After all, if  you  we
nt  on  a  trip  from  Wales to the Scottish  Highlands you wouldn't end up in S
outh West England, unless Stevie Wonder was at  the wheel, and then you'd crash 
after about 10 metres.....    Erm, yes. Once the data is loaded, there are oodle
s of things that you can do.  You can select places to avoid, calculate  fastest
 or shortest routes, print out  an itinerary, zoom in on sections of the map, ch
ange driving speeds on different  roads, etc. But now here's some statistix    T
ravelling at FAST speed (that's 60MPH on an A road).....    STOKE-ON-TRENT to NE
WCASTLE-UNDER-LYME (2 miles, according to RoutePlanner)   000200 (hhmmss)  STOKE
-ON-TRENT to CAISTER-ON-SEA (191M) 030845    Travelling at STANDARD speed (that'
s 50MPH on an A road).....    S-O-T to N-U-L (2M) 000215  S-O-T to C-O-N (191M) 
034415    Finally, at SLOW speed (that's 45MPH on an A road).....    S-O-T to N-
U-L (2M) 000230  S-O-T to C-O-N (191M) 040800    You can change the speed settin
gs to suit  you,  and save out this kind of stuff  to disc.    There's a nice fe
ature called DISPLAY, which shows an itinerery, like this    S-O-T              
A50       002915  A516 JUNCTION      A516      000830  A38 JUNCTION       A38   
    000300  etc.    You can  set  this  up  so  it  will  display  ALL  data,  i
ncluding  miles  and  accumulative time. This can be printed, so you can get a p
rintout to refer to on  your journey to seek the holy grail.    I did test Lands
 End to  John  O'Groats  (and  before anybody suggests that I've  ripped off 8BI
T, I haven't, I did  the  test  a few weeks before I reviewed 8BIT  #6), and, to
 the nearest minute,  it  took  28  minutes. The fastest time was 14  hours and 
37 minutes, a journey of 833 miles. Aggh!    Well, it's make your mind up  time.
....  there  are  a  few nice touches, and an  outline of Great Britain on the  
map  would  be  handy,  but it'll do the job. A  rating It's a very good  progra
m  for  what  it  actually  does and could prove  invaluable for some people. I'
ll give it, oooh..... 91%.   REVIEW  W     ------------------------------    By 
Slice/H          WRITE AN ARTICLE NOW  L          WRITE AN ARTICLE NOW  W       
   --------------------    There is something wrong with me  There is something 
wrong with you  There is nothing left of us  There is one thing YOU can do    Wr
ite an article or  three for  DONUT MAG.  If you don't  then who  will I need  h
elp in producing  this mag, otherwise it  will die... just like  IMPACT... sob. 
 The articles  can  be  about  anything  you  like, there  are  no rules  and  n
o  censorship!! You  can also  send me  articles from Internet  newsgroups and t
hat  kind of stuff.....    You can send articles on either    Paper (please no!)
  3" disc (DATA format)  3.5" disc (single-sided, either DATA, ROMDOS or MS-DOS 
(DOS-Copy) format)    They have  to be pure  ASCII or Protext  DOCuments, sorry.
....  all disx will be  returned (honest guv).    Send articles  to DONUT  MAG, 
53  HIGH LANE,  BURSLEM, S-O-T,  STAFFS, ST6 7DF,  ENGLAND  H            DONUT M
AG CHARTS  L            DONUT MAG CHARTS  W            ----------------      It'
s those charts again! The voting form will go first, followed by the  results  o
f last issues charts.  But  how  many  people  wrote  in  and  expressed  their 
 opinions Wait and see.....  to  vote,  just  send  me  your  nominations!  Also
  nominations for other catagories to the usual address.....    You do not have 
to answer all the questions.    Voting is anonymous.    You can print this out i
f you wa  Nnt to.....    Megabig thanx to the guys who actually bothered to vote
.    You CAN vote for yourself or your own productions, and some people did.    
These charts are not fixed, in case anybody wants to know.    The voting system 
works like  so..... the  number  to the left of the name/text,  etc. is the amou
nt of people who  voted  that in. The charts are in alphabetical  order.    ----
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W                  BEST    Best game programmer      Best demo programmer      B
est utility programmer      Best sound guy (or muzik guy, or musaxx guy, or mews
axkz guy, etc)      Best mode 1 graphist      Best mode 0 graphist      Best PD 
library      Fastest swapper      Best swapper      Coolest guy      Best group 
     Best discmag      Best fanzine      Best commercial game      Best PD game 
     Best commercial utility      Best PD utility      Best commercial adventure
      Best PD adventure      Best mini software house (ie STS, Sentinel Software
)      Industry guru () (ie guy who's contributed most to ze scene)      Best ex
ternal item of hardware (ie nothing built-in!)      Most comprehensive chart in 
a fanzine/discmag      W                 WORST    Lamest PD library      Lamest 
group      Worst discmag      Lamest fanzine      Lamest guy      Worst utility 
     Worst game      Worst demo      Most childish scener      Lamest external i
tem of hardware      Lamest commercial adventure      Lamest PD adventure      -
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                                      THE RESULTS    Best game programmer       
            Best demo programmer  4) EGS/GCS                             6) Face
 Hugger/MOPS  3) Odiesoft/HJT                        1  N) Gozeur/Contrast  2) R
ob Buckley/Radical Software        1) Longshot/Logon System                     
                    1) Overflow/Logon System    Best utility programmer         
       Best sound guy  4) Crown/BENG!                         3) Kangaroo Musiqu
e/TGS  3) Antoine/POW!                        3) Weee!/Cadjo Clan  1) The Execut
ioner/STS                 1) Fefesse/Malibu Crackers                            
             1) San Sebastian/Impulz    Best mode 1 graphist                   B
est mode 0 graphist  2) Rex/BENG!                           3) Made/SymbiosiS an
d Rebels  1) Made/SymbiosiS and Rebels           2) Rex/BENG!  1) Pixel/Conspira
cy                    1) Marco Vieth ()  1) Whoever did Picture Gallery slides  
1) Steve/Wizcat  1) Wild Thang/Discovery and STS        1) Wulf/STS    Best PD l
ibrary                        Fastest swapper  2) Eurostrad Public Domain Catalo
gue   3) Jonty/AD  1) Demon PD                            3) Slice/DS  1) Disk P
D                             2) Hypnomega  1) King Arthurs Domain PD           
   1) KOD/POW!  1) Robot PD                            1) Maniac/DS  1) RSPD  1)
 Sheepsoft    Coolest guy                            Best group  1) BoGGer!/DS  
                        2) Logon System  1) Hypnomega                           
1) BENG!  1) Jonty/AD                            1) Bugs  1) Keanu Reeves (hmm..
...)             1) HJT  1) Longshot/Logon System               1) POW!  1) News
wave                            1) Rebels  1) Simon Walker                      
  1) SymbiosiS  1) Thriller/Cadjo Clan    Best discmag                          
 Best fanzine  3) SEX                                 3) Eurostrad  2) Badmag   
                           2) Artificial Intelligence  2) Better Than Life      
              1) After Dark  1) CPC Challenge                       1) CPC Forev
er                                         1) Rundschlag/Overkill    Best commer
cial game                   Best PD game  5) Prehistorik 2                      
 2) Crazy Snake  3) Fluff                               2) Croco Magneto  2) Meg
ablasters                        2) Jumpmania  1) Bards Tale                    
      1) Crystal Mission  1) BAT                                 1) Power Tetris
  1) Zap 'T' Balls                       1) Spots '94    Best commercial utility
                Best PD utility  2) Maxam                               5) Disc 
'O' Magic  2) Nirvana                             1) Crown Cruncher  2) Protext 
                            1) DOS-Copy  1) DES                                 
1) Fanfold FX   1) Master Save                         1) Soundhakker Pro  1) Ro
utePlanner  1) Xexor    Best commercial adventure              Best PD adventure
  2) Lurking Horror                      3) Eve Of Shadows  1) BAT              
                   1) Hitchhikers Guide To London  1) Colour Of Magic           
          1) Rouge Midget  1) Ingrid's Back  1) Tir Na Nog    Best mini software
 house               Industry guru  6) Radical Software                    3) CR
TC/Discovery  1) Sentinel Software                   2) Hangman/STS  1) STS     
                            1) EGS/GCS    Best external item of hardware        
 Most comprehensive chart in a 'zine  3) Multiface 2                         2) 
Impact (well, DM now)  2) 3.5" drive                          1) SEX (coming soo
n)  1) 5.25" drive  1) Printer  1) Simon Matthews Deluxe Turbo Special     ROM B
oard    Lamest PD library                      Lamest group  3) Power PD        
                    2) Chaos  2) K-OS PD                             1) BENG!  1
) Amsof PD  1) Denis PD  1) Robot PD  1) The Vault    Worst discmag             
             Lamest fanzine  1) Another World                       2) Lamers In
ternational  1) Badmag                              1) CPC Now!  1) Joke Mag    
                        1) Kraft  1) MEGA                                1) Rund
Schlag  1) SEX    Lamest guy                             Worst utility  2) Richa
rd Wild/Power PD               1) Amiga disc copier  1) James Hockney           
            1) Any Amstrad Action type-in  1) JFMC/Chaos                        
  1) Disc  1) Knutschfleck/HJT                    1) Discophotorythmics  1) Nige
l/Eastenders ()                1) JL-Copy  1) TIC/BENG!                         
  1) Multiscreener                                         1) Printer utilities 
   Worst game                             Worst demo  1) Any Amsoft games       
             1) All of them  1) Any Text Adventure                  1) Crappy de
mo  1) Into Oblivion     N                    1) Hi-Tech 1st Preview  1) Jim Pow
er                           1) Krakin' Karen demo  1) Las Vegas Video Poker    
           1) Paradise demo  1) Pit Fighter                         1) Space Gli
der  1) Roland games                        1) The Ultra Crap BASIC demo  1) Str
eet Rally                        1) Voyage 1993  1) The Galactic Plague         
        1) Worldwide Crap    Most childish scener                   Lamest exter
nal item of hardware  2) CRTC/Discovery                      1) Amdrum  2) JFMC/
Chaos                          1) Digiblaster  1) James Hockney                 
      1) DMP2160 printer                                         1) Hackit      
                                   1) Real Time Clock                           
              1) Widget    Lamest commercial adventure            Lamest PD adve
nture  1) Anna (I think)                      1) 12 Lost Souls  1) Nythyhell    
                       1) Conch  1) The Mystery Of Indus Valley         1) Eve O
f Shadows                                         1) I've Been There And Back   
                                      1) Lorvals Quest                          
               1) Spiro Legacy                      1) Widget    Lamest commerci
al adventure            Lamest PD adventure  1) Anna (I think)                  
    1) 12 Lost Souls  1) Nythyhell                           1) Conch  1) The My
stery Of Indus Valley         1) Eve Of Shadows H                FIREARMS  L    
            FIREARMS  W                --------    By  Frances M.  Lussier, stol
en  by Slice/DS  from INFORMATION  FINDER, a CD-ROM  encyclopaedia on my school'
s network.    BFIREARMN is any weapon that uses gunpowder to fire a bullet or sh
ell.  Generally,  the term is used for light firearms, such as rifles, shotguns,
 and pistols. They  are often called small arms. Heavier  firearms  are  general
ly  referred  to  as  artillery.    BMECHANISMN Any firearm, large or small, has
 four essential  parts  (1)  barrel,  (2) chamber, (3) breech mechanism, and (4)
 firing mechanism.  The  barrel  is  a  long tube. It may be smooth, as in a sho
tgun, or  with  spiral  grooves  on  the  inner surface, as in a rifle. The cham
ber is a widened hole at the breech (rear)  end of the barrel.  It  holds  the  
cartridge  (explosive  charge).  The  breech  mechanism closes the rear end of  
the  barrel,  holding  the  cartridge  in  the  chamber. Every up-to-date firear
m has some way by which the breech can be opened  for loading and locked for saf
ety in  firing.  Artillery  uses  screw  plugs  or  breechblocks. Machine guns, 
rifles, and other small arms usually  have  a  metal  cylinder, or bolt, that is
 locked when the gun is fired, and drawn back to eject  (force out) the empty ca
rtridge case and to reload.    The firing mechanism may be electric, as in  some
  large  artillery  pieces.  In  small arms, a spring drives a pointed firing pi
n through the breech bolt against  a sensitive primer in the cartridge. The  fir
ing  pin  is  cocked  (drawn  back)  against a hook called the sear. When the tr
igger is pulled,  the  sear  releases  the firing pin, which in turn leaps forwa
rd to strike the primer. A jet of flame  from the primer ignites the rest of the
 powder, forming a  gas.  This  explosive  gas propels the bullet from the barre
l.    BHISTORYN Europeans first learned of gunpowder in the 1200's. By the 1300'
s, they  discovered that it could be used to propel an object with great force. 
 Firearms  as we know them were then developed. The first firearms were cannons,
 but people  soon developed firearms that they could carry.    The invention of 
firearms  led  to  great  changes  in  warfare.  Bullets  could  penetrate armor
. Castles were very difficult to capture before people learned to  make powerful
, accurate cannons that could destroy castle walls.  Soldiers  used  pistols, bl
underbusses, and muskets. They had to load their  hand-held  firearms  from the 
muzzle, and found these weapons heavy and clumsy. But, clumsy  as  they  were, t
hey revolutionized warfare.    The rifle, invented about 1500, had spiral groove
s in the barrel  that  made  it  more accurate than any previous firearm. Smokel
ess powder was developed  in  the  1800's.  Breechloading  systems  replaced   d
angerous   muzzle   loading.   Many  improvements since have resulted in high-po
wered firearms.   pistols, blunderbusses, and muskets. They had to load their  h
and-held  firearms  from the muzzle, and found these weapons heav  NH       SLAN
DER, DEATH AND MAYHEM  L       SLANDER, DEATH AND MAYHEM  W       --------------
-----------    This was originally in  Zine Scene. It  is also very old, but con
tains some nice  arguments. It's an  attack on AMSTRAD TRACTION, which  will app
arently die after  issue 118.    REVIEW Amstrad Action #110 (November 1994- but 
it seems to be fortnightly now)  EDITOR Tim Norris  SIZE A4 magazine (or should 
that read meargezine)  PRICE #2.95  FROM Your local newsagent    WREVIEW  W-----
-  BAKGROWND This iz the leeding  (and  now  only)  Amstrad newsstand magazeen. 
It  has been going for ova 9 yeerz (I  think)  and haz had many editorz. Why the
 bad  speelin in thiz reveiw Becoz the  latest  AA  haz real bad spelin (perhaps
 they  canot aford a speelcheker n-e-mor!)    LAYOWT There is 24 fuckin pages wh
ich  are flimseyer than a fanzine payge becoz  the mag only haz 15,168 reederz (
Jul  '93  -  Jan '94 figuz - perhaps they canot  aford to be a member of the  Or
dit  Buuro ov Circulashuns (ABC) now too!). While  the mag iz a tad more colorfu
l than  a fanzine, most fanzines ar lade owt beter.  Okay, so perhapz the print 
kwolitee iz beter,  but look at CPC Forever (lade owt  on PC!) and  other  fanzi
nes  an  yoo  will  orlso  see  xcelent  print kwality!  Altogether some payges 
look gud, otherz look shit.        LAYOWT RAYTIN 59% (wiv there profeshunal equp
munt it shood look much beter)    KONTENT There are letuz at the start ov  the  
issue, which hav been cut down so  much it is unbeleiveabel. Did yoo see BLOOD B
OYL in IMAPCT #5 Where I sed their  wood be a kut-down vershun of  the  article 
 in  AA  soon Yeh Wel, the leter I  sent them wozz'nt az kut down az  thiz.  The
  way they frazed it (and spelt many  things wrong in thier anser az wel az my  
leter) mayd me look like a compleet an  uter idee-ot. Thoiz reely pised me of, a
nd motivated me 2 write thiz reveiw. The  amseen direktory  is a large pile  of 
excrement  (Tim Noriz in  ova words).  The  reeder ads ar a crok ov shit and onl
ee inklude "for sayl" an "wonted". The tekky  forum an'  the examineer  (advench
ore kolum)  ar the bezt  articuls,  ritten  by  freelancers (Richard Fairhurst a
nd Debby Howard rezpeckivly).        KONTENT RAYTIN 56% (for yoor muney its a bl
udee rip-ov)    KUVERTAYP Yez yez yez..... AA ackchurly haz a kuvertayp! It cont
ayns Crazy Cars  3 (67% - AA69), a  ChaRleyTraCker  player  an  a  crap "STSREMI
X" tune (tho kool  musak kan be mayd with ChaRleyTraCker) and  a lump ov shit ka
led "Amstard Aciton  Daylee dyry" (wel, not speelt rong but  yoo  get wot eye me
en). The kuvertayp is  shit - perhaps they kud improov the mag by scrappin thiz 
junk.        KUVERTAYP RAYIN 32% (duzn't hold yoor intrest)    O V E R A L L   R
 A Y T I N  42%    Wot wunce woz a grate mag iz now  a  heep  ov shit (ay rip-ov
!). Yoo ar beter of  getin ay fanzeen (a PD discmag iz  best  coz  you  pay noth
ing and get moor text  (ushally) - theer iz no such thing az a fully PD fanzeen 
(except Eurostrad where  yoo don't evun pay for fotocopying  (from  Thomas Fourn
erie anyway))). The upsyd  abowt thiz issue of AA is that  the  Furtha Reeding f
anzeen section wozn't there  (which my leter to AA woz writen, becoz of a totaly
 unfare an uterly wank reveiw  of IMAPCT).    STOP PRESS    Amstard Action #111 
(666) is out, containing the following stupidity    - In Further Reading, the Ge
rman  discmag  Tribal  Mag (from the POW! group) was    reviewed. 50% is what it
 got. He said "non-German speakers will find the value    for money aspect a bit
 low.". I don't think so Dave, considering the fact that    Tribal Mag is Public
 Domain  (and very good to boot).  Anyway, Juggler of POW!    is the editor of T
M&MM, not Batman of POW!  - On the PD section,  screenshots are  taken from  Str
ing Viewer,  including two    occurences of the word  "fucked" in rather large l
etters. Will  anyone notice  - PD on the covertape, something they  said they wo
uld not do. 90% shit PD on da    covertape, for me and you.  - A review of Megab
lasters which is a page long (with loads of screenshots which    are about as go
od as CPC Attack! shots).  - Other stuff zat I cannot be bothered to list.    Th
e article by  Simon Forrester about  what people want for  Christmas is pretty  
good, however. But it wastes LOADS of space and has been described by one person
  as "pathetic."    Xtra bit  --------    Apparently the AU posse sent IMPACT  #
4  in  for reviewing. Mega thanx guys, for  giving me another means to ridicule 
Davy Boy Crook, like this The strange thing  is, when IMPACT #3 was reviewed in 
AA, the    Ncontent was 40% and the presentation  65%. When issue  #4 was review
ed, the content was 60% and the  presentation 47%.  Why did the  presentation  r
ating  alter  so  much  when  the  IMPACT  #3 and #4  presentation is virtually 
 the  same,  eh  And  why  are  the  short  stories a  hindrance  Just never go 
to the Short Story menu of  IMPACT. And why wasn't the  PD On The Other Side men
tioned Gah!  Oh,  I  hate Stephen Fry. Thanx to Richard  Fairhurst for the posit
ion 37 in top 50 PD progs.    Normal service resumed  ----------------------    
Just recieved AA113..... this article concerns  "Public Image".  Hi Keith Woods!
  Your Public Image section  of  Amstrad  Action  probably rivals "Further Readi
ng  for it's lameness.  This  part  concerns  his  amateur-ish  review  of the G
reek  discmag SEX, reviewed in this issue of Donut Mag. Eh, what's this "Present
ation  is the worst we've I(read "I've" - Slice)N ever seen from a continental d
isczine."  I beg to differ there.  Keith.  "...the  border  graphics  look  like
  a child's  playschool scribblings." Oh yeah, I'm sure you  could do better, Ke
ith. You also  go on to say that there is only  one  tune  to listen to. Try sel
ecting the help  file, it will tell you the key to  press  to  hear more tunes. 
Gah! Okay, so the  digitised pictures are crap and the porno articles are too, b
ut that's no reason  to give a mag 2% you fuckwit. Presentation doesn't make a d
iscmag or fanzine you  know (after all, CPC Forever #1 had  great presentation b
ut the contents weren't  totally excellent (though still pretty good)). Also, wh
at's this crap about "The  CPC gallery" Why the  hell  do  you  write an  articl
e  like  that and the only  pictures you show are the ones  from  Made's  Rebels
  Corp Show Oh, by the way,  Marco Vieth is German - not French.    Also, in the
 mag in general, page 11  is a cop-out space filler and Public Image  mostly con
sists of badly converted pictures (a la CPC Attack). Ho hum, life goes  on..... 
    -------------------------    This was originallH        (Pretty) Advanced BA
SIC  L        (Pretty) Advanced BASIC  W        -----------------------    By BM
alfunctionN of BThe Firm - it's rather old...!    ------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------    Hello!    I'm here today m
aking a cool little article for IMPACT issue something  (because  Tom kept on na
gging me into it only joking  Tom,  I  was  going  to  write  one  anyway!) to t
ell you about all the cool tricks of the trade when  it  comes  to  BASIC progra
mming. So sit down, shut up and listen (read) hard!    W           LOGICAL OPERA
TIONS      Have you ever seen these type of statements in a BASIC line    IF a T
HEN 100  ba OR c  WHILE NOT cWEND  cb XOR a MOD d  IF b AND d THEN 20    OK, her
e is an explanation of  how  they  work.  The  first  line  is  simply  a  short
ened form of "IF a0  THEN  100"  and  the  third  line  could  be  "WHILE  c0WEN
D" - so that is an explanation of how they work. But now we come  to  the  harde
r parts, so I'll explain XOR, AND and OR in turn.    WX O R  W------    Say we a
re XORing 50 with 180, what happens    00110010  Binary for 50  10110100  Binary
 for 180    In XOR  all the bits that are set in one number, are reversed in the
 other    so bits 1,4 and 5 will be reversed in the second number.    10110100  
  --XX--X-     -- these bits are reversed    10000110     -- so this is the end 
 result  (NB.  XORing a number with 255 will  reverse all the bits)    WA N D  W
------    OK, we'll try ANDing 240 with 100    11110000 Binary for 240  01100100
 Binary for 100    When ANDing,  only the bits set to 1 in the second number wil
l be saved in the  first number  (the rest will be put to 0).    11110000    -XX
--X--     -- bits to be saved    01100000     -- end result    WO R  W----    Ri
ght, lets OR 30 with 80    00011110 Binary of 30  01100100 Binary of 80    When 
ORing,  The two bytes will be merged on top of each other, combining  all  bits 
set to 1     00011110  01100100    01111110     -- any  N bits set to 1 in eithe
r numbers are set in the result    Oops! Nearly forgot the MOD command. All this
 does is check if the first  number  is bigger than the second and if so, subtra
cts the second from it.  ie.  if  you  have a statement "aa+1aa MOD 32" then whe
n a is  increased  to  32,  it  will  change to 0. Also if it was "aa+2" or "aa+
3" or "aa+2873.5"  it  would  still  work.    W          READING CERTAIN KEYS   
 OK, you are writing a prog where (in the main menu) you can either the  keys  A
,  R, P, W, X, E, D or Y. What do you  do  Testing  every  single  key  in  an  
IF  statement is a very long way about it. However, try this    10 WHILE 1  20 a
$INKEY$if a$"" then 20  30 ON INSTR("ARPWXEDY",UPPER$(a$)) GOSUB 100,400,20,1000
,30,400,3,20  40 WEND    All this does, is check if a key has been pressed (and 
a$  holds  it)  and  then  checks at what point in the string "ARPWXEDY" the key
 is, and gosub to the  line  number. If the key isn't in the string, it doesn't 
do anything.    W              PIE AND MASH    addy addy. blip! yum yum...    W 
           THE WAIT COMMAND    You see, whenever Roland Perry (or some other fuc
king spastic...) made BASIC, he  suddenly had an inspiration - Hey, lets make a 
completly  useless  command  that  (1) is not really necessary and (2) is very b
ugged. So he made the WAIT command.  Simply what it does is wait until the value
 from a certain input port XORed with  the third parameter and ANDed with the se
cond parameter is not equal to 0.  This  can be done easily in BASIC with the li
ne    WHILE NOT (INP(num1) XOR num3) AND num2WEND    But of course the above is 
slower so the command would be better. This is grand,  but now for the problem -
 The Bug. Due to exceedingly bad testing, if you put in  a third parameter the c
omputer crashes. However you can still do  a  few  things  with it. Here are a c
ouple    WAIT &F500,1   Waits for a frame flyback (same as FRAME or CALL &BD19) 
 WAIT &F500,64  Waits for the printer to be turned OFF.    W              BACKSL
ASHES    In BASIC, never bother to do something  like  "PRINT  FIX(10/3)"  (FIX 
 takes  a  number and cuts off everything to the right of the decimal  point)  b
ecause  you  can simply do "PRINT 103". Changing normal division signs to  backs
lashes  does  the division but (like FIX) slices I(! - Slice)N off the decimal p
oint and all  to  the right of it.    W            NUMBER SWAPPING    Don't do s
illy things like    if a20 then a45 else a20           (ie. swapping a from 20 t
o 45 and back)    Simply "PRINT 20 XOR 45" and take down the number, which in th
is case is 57. Now  you can rewrite your line like this    aa XOR 57    It works
 perfick.    W           DESTROYING GOSUBS    This tip is used a lot in machine 
code, but I have seen it very little in BASIC,  probably because it doesn't real
ly save a lot of time,  but  here  goes  anyway.  Don't type this    GOSUB 1000R
ETURN    Type zis!    GOTO 1000    It works the exact same (Think about it!) - T
he gosub and the return cancel each  other out!    W              BANANA SPLIT  
  cheechee hahaha! drool drool *barp*    W             CONTROL CODES    I think 
Tom should know more about these than  anybody  with  all  his  terrible  yellow
, red and mauve  coloured  writing,  I(fuck  you,  airhead!  Actually,  the  Iwr
iting that I previously had did not use control codes due to  bad  programming  
Iby me so haha! - Slice)N but where possible use the small codes that you get wh
en  you press CTRL and a letter. The famous one is printing  CONTROL  +  O  and 
 the  number of the pen, and the pen will change - or CTRL + D and the number  o
f  the  mode to change to. Use control codes when necessary but don't use them t
oo  much  as they confuse a program.    There are a whole pile more of them too 
(which you can look up  in  your  manual  you lazy sod). I(I've lost my manual, 
but the control codes were also in a  Techy  IForum in Amstrad Action once, issu
e 77, well, some were anyway. - Slice)    W                BIN-MEN    If you hav
e a 6128 (or 664) and you are writing a large  program  with  lots  of  variable
s, you should take the precaution of forcing a garbage  collection  here  and th
ere, because it mightn't have enough memory if run on a 464 (on  6128s  or  664s
 garbage collections happen automatically). This is the way you do a garbage  co
llection    aFRE(0)     or      PRINT FRE(0)    W            STRING LOCATIONS   
 Now here's something very useful  -  How  to  alter  the String Descriptor Bloc
k  (SDB) I(SBD! - Slice)N  of  a  string. Create  a  string  N, say  a$. Now typ
e "PRINT  HEX$(a$)" and your CPC will cough up a  hexidecimal number. This is th
e address  of the SDB - a three byte description of a string which is explained 
below.    The first byte of the SDB stores the  length in characters of the stri
ng and the  other two store the address of the  string itself (backwards). Here'
s an example  of a string    Byte 1 &0A  (a length of 10)  Byte 2 &0C  Byte 3 &1
B (so the string is at &1B0C)    This means you can do skillful things with it. 
If there is a string at  an  area  of memory you want to print, don't read in ea
ch letter at a time, store  a$  in  variable 'a' for example and POKE a,length a
nd if the  string  was  at  &BE80,  POKE a+1,&80 and POKE a+2,&BE. Now print a$ 
and the string will appear.    Also if you want a quick alternative to the comma
nd LEFT$, just poke a$ (or any  string) to the length of the string you want.   
 W               FUNCTIONS    I'm probably being an incredible hypocrite here sh
outing  at  everybody  to  use  user-defined functions because I always forget t
o,  but  they  are  very  useful  especially if you seem to be using the same ma
thematical calculations  over  and  over again (and they tidy up programs a lot)
. If you are  doing  something  like  this    a20+5*1b20+5*3c20+5*10d20+5*6    d
on't, because the only difference between the four calcultions is  one  number. 
 Instead, try this    DEF FNfun(no)20+5*no  aFNfun(1)bFNfun(3)cFNfun(10)dFNfun(6
)    W             VARIABLE TYPES    You can have three different types of varia
bles in Amstrad BASIC - Integer, Real  and String. For a variable, lets say "a" 
(it's original, I know!), you can  make  it a real number by calling it a!, make
 it an integer by calling it a% and  make  it a string by making it a$. Here are
 the differences    Real - a number from 170141 (with 33 0s on the end!) to the 
negative of it.  Integer - a number from -32768 to 32767  String - a collection 
of characters (of up to 255 chars on length)    As you can see, the main differe
nces you would want to use integers  instead  of  the usual real numbers is to s
ave on memory.    But you may be asking what happens if a variable is just "a". 
Well y'see,  BASIC  simply says that all variables without a !, a % or a $ are a
 normal real number.  However, what happens if you  want  a  variable  without  
a  specified type is a  string, or an integer I(That makes no sense - Slice)N Us
e these commands    DEFREAL a-z   -  to make all real numbers  DEFSTR a-z    -  
to make all strings  DEFINT a-z    -  to make all integers    Finally, if you wa
nt the variables from "a" to "f" to be real, "g" to "t" to  be  real and the res
t ("u" to "z") to be strings, just do this    DEFREAL a-f  (not really necessary
 though)  DEFINT g-t  DEFSTR u-z    W              AND FINALLY    And finally, t
he main trick is if you find  yourself  constantly  repeating  the  same command
s in programs, or all your lines seem to be  written  to  a  certain  pattern, y
ou should be able to find a way around it. If you are doing mounds  of  PRINT co
mmands, put the info into a DATA statement  and  make  a  subroutine  to  print 
them. Also, where possible don't use GOTO statements and make good use  of  WHIL
E/WEND, FOR/NEXT and GOSUB/RETURN.    Before I go, here is part of a listing I r
ipped  out  of  the  depressingly  sad  book, How to Write Amstrad CPC464 Games 
Programs. See how much you can speed  up  the listing    IF e$"A" THEN e4  IF e$
"B" THEN e6  IF e$"C" THEN e8  IF e$"D" THEN e10  IF e$"E" THEN e12  IF e$"F" TH
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ite to me! (Malcolm Dowse, 15  Tivoli  Tce. East, Dunlaoghaire, Co. Dublin, REP.
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BPOW!    The EUROSTRAD PUBLIC DOMAIN CATALOGUE (EPDC) is the only "FREE" PD libr
aries  in  Europe. We have no copyrights and we have no copied games.....    A t
itle (like FG002 or UT011) takes one side of a disc or, if  you  prefer  each  s
ide takes 178 Kbytes (1 selection).    A lot of the adventure games are written 
in French, but the goal of the game  is  never difficult..... (else if you are v
ery, very, very.....)    The price 2 titles (2 sides) per disc. You can send me 
all the  disx  you  want  but you must pay the stamps (I accept English, French 
and German stamps, but  we  prefer IRCS). But if you fill your discs with a lot 
of very good  progs  (games,  disczines, demos or utilities I don't have of cour
se) the filled sides are  free  for you (just send ONE IRC for the letter back..
...).  The  blank  sides  aren't  free! But Don't send me shitty stuff and wrong
 discs please!    1 disc 2 IRCS (or 4.40 Frs if you are French, if you have Fren
ch stamps!)  2 discs 3 IRCS (or 7.20 Frs for the same things)  5 discs 5 IRCS (o
r 12.00 Frs)  10 discs 8 IRCS (or 20.00 Frs)  More than 10 discs 8 IRCS + 1 IRC 
by disc or 20.00 Frs + 2.80 Frs per disc!!    You must only pay the stamps, and 
nothing else. Each selection runs on  all  the  CPCs (464, 664, 6128, 464+ and 6
128+).    The EUROSTRAD PD accepts 3 inch and 5.25 inch discs (40  tracks  only)
.  If  you  have no disc drive and only a tape-recorder, there are no  problems 
 because  we  can use a CPC 464. But the quality of the tape-recorders on CPC is
  horrible  so  we prefer disc drives.    WSELECTIONS  W----------    UT000 Util
ities (to copy, transferts, coding, and many others)  MU000 Music programs (musi
x from games I(isn't that  illegal - Slice)N,  demos,         BASIC, or Digitrac
ker)  PI000 Screens, pictures, animation and clip-art (Oxford PAO and AMX.....) 
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, fun.....)  FZF00 French discmags  FZG00 Germag discmags  FZO00 British and Spa
nish discmags I(includes Impact! - Slice)  FSL00 Slideshows I(Sliceshows! - Slic
e)N and picture shows  AD000 For adults only it deals with sex!    * TOTAL OVER 
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hat  you  want. The catalogue (EUROSTRADISC) can be printed (total cost  is  2  
IRCS)  and  EUROSTRADISC exists in a French version.....    You will automatical
ly be an EPDC member when you write to  us,  else  if  you  only ask for informa
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   F-50450 HAMBYE                                       FRANCE  H     The   defi
nitive    guide   to  L     The   definitive    guide   to  H     *killing* and 
*harming* a CPC!  L     *killing* and *harming* a CPC!  W     ------------------
------------    By BSlice/DSN and his lovely assistant, Debbie McGee. Erm, I mea
n BLorna Dean    You've all seen articles on how to kill  CPCs in mags. Donut Ma
g goes one better  with B*THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO KILLING  AND  HARMING  A  CPC*
N  (and  peripherals,  discs, etc.). Send all letters of thanks to Slice c/o usu
al Donut Mag address.      WAa  W--  ACID see LIQUID    WBb  W--  BEAT UP Waste 
your computer and make a packet in the process!  Simply tie  your           CPC 
to a basketball hoop (make sure that it dangles  well)  and  charge           yo
ur friends 10p a go to use it as a punchbag (protecting  gloves  also           
available at 10, otherwise your friends will kill you after they  come          
 out of intensive care). *amazing!*    BEES see HONEY    BUNGEE JUMPING Take you
r CPC bungee jumping, but pay the person in charge  £100                  to arr
ange for a deadly "accident" with no bungee cord.    WCc  W--  CHAINSAW CPC Chai
nsaw Massacre! Yes, power up that chainsaw and let rip on your            defenc
eless CPC. *Thrill* to the sound of the disc drive being sawn in            half
! *Laugh* when you see the CPC cut in two! *Read* DONUT MAG  every            da
y!    CIRCUITRY see WIRING    WDd  W--  DISC BOMB Pain  Nt a quarter of the disc
 inside the  actual  disc  with  glue  and             sprinkle sulphur from mat
ches that light on anything onto the painted             quarter. Then ram the d
isc into the drive,  switch  the  machine  on,             type a disc command s
uch as CAT and then the CPC (or just the  drive)             blows up!    DISCON
NECT Open up your CPC. You will find a  wide,  thin,  stripy  wire  thing       
       connecting your keyboard to the computer. Cut this wire in half  and     
         voila! Pressing the keys  on  the  keyboard  will  not  do  anything   
           (result - a useless CPC).    DISMANTLE This beats lego (TM) any day! 
 Simply  take  your  CPC  apart  (every             little bit of it) and try to
 put it back  together  again.  Will  you             succeed (answer no - Mysti
c Mug) Oh well, she's been  proved  wrong             before!    DROWN see SCUBA
 DIVING    WEe  W--  EAT see MR MANGETOUT    ELLA FITZGERALD Kidnap Ella Fitzger
ald and bring her home.  Command her to sing                   in the same room 
where your CPC resides.  When she hits a  high                   note, watch the
  glass  of  your  monitor  shatter!  (and  then                   brainwash her
 to kill every CPC in the world with this method)    WFf  W--  FIVE YEAR OLD Set
 any five year old (or  thereabouts)  who  always  "won'  play                 M
ahreeo bros" on your Amstrad and they're bound to type  in  some                
 unknown built-in self destruct code.    FLAMETHROWER (also see GAS) Get a flame
thrower from somewhere, stand well  back                from your CPC and let ri
p! Result A lump of  molten  CPC.  Drench                CPC in petrol for more 
*power*!    WGg  W--  GAS (also see FLAMETHROWER) Obtain a cannister of gas and 
let  it  off  in  the       same room where your CPC is kept. Once the cannister
  is  empty,  strike  a       match and watch the CPC (and you if you're not car
eful!) go up  in  flames.       For extra effect, douse CPC in petrol.    WHh  W
--  HAMMER see SLEDGEHAMMER    HONEY Cover your CPC in honey, and leave it by a 
bee farm on a sunny  day  (for         best result, open up CPC and uncover the 
monitor too!).  When  there  are         lots of bees in the CPC, quickly screw 
it back together  again,  take  it         home, set it up and switch the machin
e on! (Also good  for  making  Mushy         Bees (hoe hoe (sic))).    WIi  W-- 
 IMPLODE Making your CPC implode will make it totally disappear. But how  to  do
           this I'm not telling! The  secret  is  known  only  to  a  select  fe
w           (including me) and if I give the secrets of imploding away, I  will 
 be           lynched. (This paragraph copyright  1994  "I'm  Lying"  corporatio
n  in           association with  "Total  Bulldish  Ltd."  all  rights  reserved
.  (for           executives only.))    WJj  W--  JAZZ see ELLA FITZGERALD    WL
l  W--  LIQUID Pour liquids all over your CPC (monitor, edge connectors, etc.). 
If  you          pour liquid between the keys, pour a lot to get a  good  result
  because          the keys have a metal covering seperating it from  the  circu
itry.  Then          switch the CPC on and enjoy the fireworks!    WMm  W--  MAG
NET placing a magnet on a disc drive will bugger it up, rendering  the  disc    
      drive useless until it's repaired.    MALLET see SLEDGEHAMMER    METAL CON
CERT see STAGE DIVE    MR MANGETOUT Knock  him out and bring the fellow  home. T
hen command him to eat                the CPC byte by byte (hoho).    WPp  W--  
PETROL see GAS and FLAMETHROWER    PLANE Throw CPC out of a plane (with no parac
hute).    POST Posting a CPC will definately kill it. For best  results  wrap  i
t  up  in        flimsy wrapping paper and send it to Outer Mongolia.    POWER S
UPPLY Get your 3.5" drive  (best  results  Siren  Software  drive)  and         
       change the power supply from 9V to 12V, switch the drive  and  CPC       
         on and wait. Watch in awe as smoke billows from the power  supply.     
           Pouring water into the power supply now would  be  good  as  well.   
             Keep waiting.  Wait.  Wait..... *suddenly* the power  supply  will 
               blow up, so you cannot use your drive until you get  a  new  powe
r                supply.    PRIZE, THE Playing this game on CPC will cause CPC t
o  commit  suicide  and  go              into "self-destruct" mode.    WRr  W-- 
 RADIATION Expose your CPC to high levels of radiation so that  it  mutates into
             a hideous monster (an Amiga owner) and kill   N         s everyone 
in the  world!             "But how will this kill the CPC", I hear you  ask.   
Well,  it  also             eats the power lines too! (ho hum!) (sorry to CPC an
d Amiga owners)    WSs  W--  SCUBA DIVING Take your CPC scuba diving and either 
                 a) fiddle with its oxygen supply so it drowns, or              
  b) fill it with fish (fillet o  fish  hoho),  take  it  home,  and            
       switch it on! Watch the sparks fly and the fish fry (especially          
         the electric eels (double hoho)).    SLEDGEHAMMER Stand in front of you
r CPC, sledgehammer in your hands.  Lift  the                sledgehammer over y
our head, and bring  it  down  with  tremendous                force on your CPC
.  Crunch! AhHAHAHAHA!    STAGE DIVE Take your CPC to a metal concert. When the 
crowd  is  in  a  frenzy,              jump onto the stage with CPC in hand and 
take a mighty  *leap*!  The              crowd will gaze in awe as some poor guy
 gets his head smashed in and              bits of computer go flying. Make a sw
ift exit before  crowd  lynches              you.    WTt  W--  TRAIN SURFING Enc
ourage your CPC to take up a  new  hobby.   Why  not  give  it                 l
essons in train surfing  Watch your  beloved  'puta  bounce  in                 
glee as it hurtles  towards  the  power  cables! *DON'T  TRY THIS               
  YOURSELF, PEOPLE!  LEAVE IT TO THE HARDWARE!*    WUu  W--  UNDERWATER see SCUB
A DIVING    WVv  W--  VENTILATION Cover the ventilation holes on  your  CPC,  3.
5"  drive,  etc.  and               switch the machine on.  Then go off  somewhe
re  (pref.  to  buy  or               steal a new CPC) and when you  come  back.
....  a  lump  of  molten               plastic on your desk! What *fun*!    WWw
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n  and          swap them with other wires.  Screw them in place (maybe  also  c
ut  some          wires while you're at it) and switch the machine on.  Haha!  G
uess  what          happens Your CPC is doomed!    WXx  W--  X-RAY X-Raying disc
s will corrupt them (why d'ya  think  people  write  "please         don't X-Ray
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