Donut Mag Issue 2 (UK) (Face B) (1996) (Version Basic 1.1) [Original] [DISCMAG].dsk
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031580: 4D 41 47 20 48 4F 52 4F 53 43 4F 50 45 0D 0A 31 MAG HOROSCOPE..1
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0315E0: 54 4F 20 57 52 49 54 45 20 4D 41 53 54 45 52 20 TO WRITE MASTER
0315F0: 44 45 54 45 43 54 49 56 45 20 53 54 4F 52 49 45 DETECTIVE STORIE
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031630: 41 4E 49 41 43 3F 20 2D 20 51 55 45 53 54 49 4F ANIAC? - QUESTIO
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love of your life, but watch out cos she's really a bisexual (yet to be dis
covered) and she's really only using you for sex (yes! yes!). An inflamed in
sect bite on your cheek turns out to be a nest of baby spiders who eat one
of your eyes during the night (luckily the same one that was blinded by the a
ccident with the fork the day before) and all your hair all falls out on the
12th due to a brief onslaught of a fatal new virus brought by aliens who lan
ded in London, but the antidote is found on the 22nd. Only one fatality fro
m the incident, it is, unfortunately and by a strange coincidence, you. BT
aurus April 21st - May 21st Something really strange is going to happen
to you this month. No, you're not going to enjoy Badmag for once, that's not
it, something stranger. For the sake of suspense we'll leave that unrevealed b
ut just so the suspense doesn't kill you I'll let you know that the forthcom
ing amputation concerning a fridge door and a small limb is nothing to be wor
ried about - the doctors manage to sew it on again and you only face a coup
le of weeks rehabilitation from it before you're good as new and ready for t
he aforementioned big surprise. BGemini May 22nd - June 21st You're abo
ut to find out you've been adopted, your biological mother is actually your gra
ndfather's first wife (who you thought was your brother is actually your father
) and your acting mother is really your sister. You girlfriend turns out to b
e a triple-breasted whore from I(Eroticon 7 - Slice)N China who had a brief a
ffair with a plastic surgeon and she's not really a woman at all but a
transexual, originally male. Incidently the plastic surgeon is now being charge
d with serial killings. Your left arm is revealed to be mechanical and the stra
nge birthmark on your left testicle announces you as the saviour of the eart
h and you're prompty shot by an extremist religious sect. BCancer June 22
nd - July 23rd Your grandfather's death reveals that contrary to popular beli
ef he actually had fuck all in the swiss bank account but leaves you his te
ddy bear instead. A freak disk-bomb to the wrong address blows your CPC up an
d corrupts the Badmag disk. A month full of disappointments, you're about to c
ommit suicide when a Ncat thief decides to steal your girlfriend but gets th
e teddy bear instead, but a lucky mistake by the insurance company with thei
r payment means you now have a 6 figure bank account. BLeo July 24th - A
ugust 23rd A new-age subliminal message in the new Prodigy CD seems to take
control of the peripherals when you play it on your stereo. Your autodial mode
m seems to call up a strange number and you realise you have hacked into
the international banking services. You happen to jump up in glee from the thr
eadbare armchair you were sitting in, breaking the springs, hitting an antiqu
e vase that's been in the family for 200 years with your arms and disloca
ting your ankle I(this Ioriginally said "angle" - Slice)N upon landing. You
r hopes are then dashed when you realise your bank balance seems to be decrea
sing rapidly. All is not lost, however, as the funds have been transferred to
Badmag donations' which you were going to do anyway. All in all, not a bad day.
BVirgo August 24th - Sept 23rd On sudden impulse you decide this month
to get your life in order. Calling up a few friends to see what they're do
ing this weekend turns into a bit of a nightmare when you end up having
to mark most of them off as married with kids'. Doning your sixties outfit
you go off to find a nice fuck. Passing the local take-away you decide that
reclaiming your life can wait till tomorrow and tonight you'll have a chicken
curry and a beer. The next night you decide you'd have more hope playing Leis
ure Suit Larry and do so, renouching all hopes of fufilling whatever destiny
you had in mind for yourself and resigning to a life of despair, poverty and
gloom. Realising now you might be a target for a Badmag co-editorial offer you
prompty go outside, find the girl of your dreams sitting by your doorstep, fu
ck her there and then and live happily ever after with her parent's money.
BLibra Sept 24th - Oct 23rd Eating something big, green and hairy you fo
und in the fridge (after waiting a few minutes to make sure that it didn't mov
e) kills off a rare plague you picked up on your travels that would have wipe
d out the Earth's population. Reading over the latest news, you find that
an excavation in Egypt of a recently discovered underground pyramid seems
to prove that you are in fact, the central mummy. Logic has a bad day, and you
end up imploding upon yourself to wake up in a weird and more throughly str
ange world. With a hint of apprehension, you realise that this is the second
time this has happened to you. BScorpio Oct 24th - Nov 22nd A regular
check-up at the doctors goes wrong when he suddenly discovers you need large th
ick red glasses and a brace for your teeth. Stumbling outside in horror, you ge
t hit by a renegade wheelchair which crushes your spinal cord, and dama
ges your arm. Rushed to hospital, the surgeon refuses to operate, she is in fa
ct, your mother (your father was a bit loose in the earlier days), and a
subsequent foul-up means you lose your arm. Luckily, however, your newly-found
mother pulls a few strings (and one small plug) and a donor is found. Y
ou realise soon that it was previously belonging to a serial killer and seem
s to have a life of its own... Ringing the samaritans as a last resort yo
u soon reduce them to tears and the next day you happily take all your trouble
s out on your lawyer with the aid of your killer arm. Suddenly you feel much be
tter. BSagittarius Nov 23rd - Dec 21st Your girlfriend comes back from
a long holiday and decides to tell you rather spontaneously that she is preg
nant and the baby is expected some time this week. Fuck, there goes the week
end. A suspected mix-up at the hospital has you bringing home a small bla
ck boy one with one leg, webbed toes, and mutated genitals. Your girlfrien
d then displays her doctor's statement of psychological nappy phobia, and lea
ves you to do the dirty work. Deciding to get thoughly pissed you go to th
e local pub and after 8 pints think you see God wanking profusly outside T
esco's. Crossing over to say hi, you get hit by an articulated truck whose dri
ver later claimed he had seen Elvis wanking profusly outside Tesco's. BC
apricorn Dec 22nd - Jan 20th An extremely rare astroglogical pattern has
you in for a bad month. You wake from a painful dream of life inside a ping
-pong ball to find yourself naked in front of Claudia Schi Nffer. A sudden
power cut has you left back on your own when the TV blinks out. Runing outs
ide to the fuse box you slip on a packet of pins, snapping your massive erect
ion in two and impaling your cheeks through a large steak knife. Hyperventila
ting, constapated and with a massive hangover a timely reunion with an old fri
end has you drinking a couple of pints and feeling much better about yourself
enjoying this, you feel some more and are arrested for pubic exposure. BAqu
arius Jan 21st - Feb 19th An interesting letter from FAST is opened by y
our mother who rings them up to confirm reception and invite them round fo
r a cup of tea. A spicy chicken dinner disrupts your metabolism and a date
goes nasty when a 6.2 on the Richter Scale send you both to hospital in an awk
ward position. Your father reveals he is, in fact, a KGB agent and it's time
to move back to Siberia, and your best friend skins your cat for fun. A voo
doo spell gives you some nasty personal problems and you end up reading the
obituaries every morning to see if you're dead or not, and more to the point
, is it worth the bother of getting up. BPisces Feb 20th - March 20th A
nastly auld month. Emmigration catches up with you (only two generations late)
and you have one week to leave the country. Your male work boss tries to make
a move on you. A clerical error' has medics coming to collect the donated lim
bs and your parrot files for divorce to move in with your next-door neighbour.
Your landlord is arrested for murder and a house-plant eats your life-assura
nce. A facial brings out green hairy blotches on your face and a long-lost
relation come over to say hi and sues you for not sending him a Christmas card
. A sudden heart attack has you very surprised and a little dead and soon re
alise you're the subject of a Robocop project. BFor futher guidance or enqui
ries of any kind call 1550-69-SUEME. -- Erm, BBAD MAG #3N time... ... ..
. Any enquiries referW BODY PERFECTION W -------------
-- This is an article by Jonty, moonlighting as a guy called THE MASK, spelli
ng and punctuations errors have been kept in for comedy value. -------------
------------------------------------------------------------------- YO' SLICE
The donut system like it, like I do de do wanna' writter Yes no make your mi
nd up I ain't fussed either way man!!. You'll be thinkin',"Where's my addres
s for you to get in touch" Right Tough bollocks NO-ONE gets that STAY COOOOO
L dood it's nothin' personal... Kay. Ran a copy of the sewerside demo t'ther
day Yeeeehah right on the money guy's. I("Right on the money" Remember what
you wrote about SEWER SIDE MD in NL#1 You Ididn't think that it was "right on t
he money" then, did you - Slice) Anyway here's an' article for ya'...
*BODY PERFECTION*
THE EAR THE UP'S Without the ear we'd never know which record had made
it to nuber one in the charts. But why do we have two then Well if you were
to chop one off your head would be unbalanced, and most heads are lopsided to s
tart with so this is not a good idea. Plus how would we keep our glasses on.
THE DOWN'S It makes no difference what you use your ear for, they are the m
ost ridiculous fucking things to have stuck on the side of any head. And th
e contents taste fucking revolting... THE
NOSE THE UP'S A great device this even if some are huge. It tells you
when your going to sneeze, when some one has farted. But best of all it
lets you know if your girlfriend has washed her pussy or not before you fuck it
. Plus a GREAT sorce of something to suck on when watching the footie on the
T.V. I(Sucking your nose I- Slice) THE DOWN'S Kissing whilst with head
colds is tricky, one wrong sneeze and your girlfriend ends up slimed.
Picking it is out on cold frosty days, this only leaves the ears for nure
shment. If you have short finger nails you can't get the good stuff from the ba
ck. THE MOUTH THE UP'S A great big hole
in your face ideal for ramming in food and nose contents. Some contain a long
enough tongue making finger redundant in picking the nose handy when reading
a news paper. Usefull for telling your partner you fancy her so you can slip h
er your meat bayonet. THE DOWNS It makes no difference how big your mou Nth
is you just can't suck tit and eat at the same time.
THE ARMPIT THE UP'S The closest living thing on the human bo
dy to ressemble the nose (internaly) though the contents never seem to form
a decent edible substance. No matter how ugly you are every bit of you is be
tter off than this bit of the body. The glorious collection of differing odo
urs amongst people is said to be part of our natural animal attraction.... My o
pinion.......Fuck off!!... THE DOWN'S No matter how much you scrub em', no m
atter how much smelly a woman can put in em' 12 hours after being washed an'
shaved the bastards reek to high fucking heaven. They're host to boils, swe
aty odours and creamy infections of numerous flavours.
THE FINGER THE UP'S Fingers are the ideal go everywhere get
into everything devise. Every nook and crany of both the male and female bo
dy can be explored with these wonders. Though any hint of a Friday night fi
sh'n'chip supper could be miss-read by the girlfriend as being someone else's
fillet. They have many way's of signaling come here and two great way's of
saying piss off. THE DOWN'S The fingers often by the age of ten tend to t
ake on they're OWN life and roam the human body apparantly without the owners k
nowledge. Alway's sniff em' before you suck or lick em' they may have just been
up that huge crack in your arse. THE BACKSI
DE THE UP'S If your female and happen to wearing a very tight skirt or pair
of trousers you can bring happiness to MANY a sad and depressed male sole.
And if your female aged between 19 and 25 you can parade past me anytime.... Dr
ool!!!. THE DOWN'S The female version tends to drop to the midway section
of the legs at 30. And don't come with bowling ball finger like sockets for be
tter hold when dancin' or other exciting activities. The male version spends m
ost of it's time farting or sitting down collection boils. W -----
---------- This is an article by Jonty, moonlighting as a guy called THE MAad
and depressed male sole. And if your female aged between 19 and 25 you can
parade past me anytime.... Drool!!!. THE DOWN'S The female version tends to
drop to the midway section of the legs at 30. And don't come with bowling ba
ll finger like sockets for better hold when dancin' or other exciting activitie
s. The male version spends most of it's time farting or sitW DAVID CROOK
ED - REVIEWED! W ------------------------- By BSliceN... I was origin
ally going to take the piss out of his IMPACT#4 review, but I cannot find it, s
o I'll have to make fun of his IMPACT#3 review instead. Please bear in mind t
hat David Crooked is a fictitious character and is in no way connected to Da
vid Crookes, the well-respected CPC demi-God. (HURK HURK!) AA108 - SEPT 19
94 - PAGE 25 ----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------- DAVID CROOKED #1 (the first and the last, I hope) Price Fre
e (any more is a rip off) Editor That stuff inside his head Address Secret bun
ker One word sums up DAVID CROOKED #1 odd. In fact, make that ODD, with ca
pitals and everything. What else could you call a non-entity which, among it
s shitty and unfair reviews, slates BTL#1 for reviewing the fairly old game
Flimbo's Quest when David reviews the much older Mini-Print-Shop in WACCI
In terms of design, DAVID CROOKED lives up to his name. The body is quite
crudely constructed and not all that attractive. Basically, what I'm saying h
ere is that visually this "thing" is not going to make you gasp in astonishmen
t. Run away, maybe. So more attention has been put into the mental side of
things, right Wrong! Putting aside the world championship dominoes scores from
1908-1995, the ability to write pure excrement and being months behind everybo
dy else in the CPC world (oh, very topical), there is hardly anything to make
him essential to come in contact with. In fact, there isn't many links with
humanity in the first place. There are some lengthy reports on what he did betw
een the hours of 5pm-7am (5pm Went to bed. 510pm Wanked. 520pm Wanked again. 53
5pm Wanked again. 554pm got out of bed, unable to sleep. Made cocoa and played
dominos with myself...), but everything else is the same. A pity, because the
information in his brain is all correct, and bunged in another room with simila
rly sad pe Nople would probably find an appreciative following of fellow creti
ns (Jonty, come here!). But DAVID CROOKED is free I(dome - Keef!)N, and so,
in that sense, it is worth taking a look at since there's no financial risk,
but don't expect too much, because you'll be seriously disappointed. Cont
ent 14% Appearance 2% Overall a Wzero iginally going to take the pielse is th
e same. A pity, because the information in his brain is all correct, and bunged
in another room with similarly sad pentent 14% Appearance 2% Overall a Wzero
. I was originally going to take the piss out of his IMPACT#4 review, but I ca
n his brain is all correct, and bunged in another room with similarly sad people
would probably find an appreciative following of fellow cretins (Jonty, come he
re!). But DAVID CROOKED is free I(dome - Keef!)N, and so, in that sense, it
is worth taking a look at since there's no financial risk, but don't expect
too much, because you'll be seriously disappointed. CoW FORTEAN I
NFORMATION W ------------------- This article is basically some stu
ff stolen from BFORTEAN TIMES #79N, B#80N and B#85N. WSTRANGE HEADLINES MA
N LIVED IN HOLE AFTER FAKING DEATH AT SEA (Daily Telegraph, 28th May 1994) MO
USE STARTED FIRE AT STADIUM (Bristol Evening Post, 4th June 1994) MAYENDE LOV
ES HIS 4 LEGGED COCK (The Monitor (Uganda), 7th June 1994) LABRADOR PUPPIES O
N WAY TO COMBAT CRIME IN RUSSIA (Western Mail, 17th June 1994) GIANT MOUSTACH
E HOVERS OVER CITY (Independent London, 21st June 1994) MAD DUCK STOLE MY TRO
USERS SAYS OAP (Bedfordshire Times, 24th June 1994) BLIND RIOTERS APPREHENDED
IN ZAMBIA (Bangkok Post, 4th March 1994) N. KOREAN LEADER NAMES ANCIENT FR
OG "ANCIENT FROG" (Bangkok Post, 19th April 1994) MAN CHARGED WITH RAPIN
G DAUGHTER, MOLESTING SON AND BUGGERING COW (Cork Examiner,26th April 19
94) FLYING GOATS SPARK ALARM (South China Morning Post, 27th April 1994) A
LIENS BLAMED FOR WOES OF SOCIETY (Scotland On Sunday, 1st May 1994) COW DISAR
MS SOLDIER, ANOTHER KILLS WITCH (The Monitor (Uganda), 27th May 1994) WCRIMIN
ALS NAIL THEMSELVES Prisoners in Romania are hammering nails into their sku
lls with metal tea cups to avoid hard labour and get into hospital, said priso
n officers on 5th August. "It's a recent fashion the first case came to me
in March," said Dr. Florin Vesa, head of the Galati county hospital in eastern
Romania. "Today I operated on my seventeeth case. He is 23 years old and it
was difficult to take the nail out. It was rusty and completely embedded. They
only choose the rusty ones and they put excrement on them." Thirteen inmat
es at Galati jail had nails in their heads. The shorter nails were just pull
ed out, while those going into the brain needed surgery. There are 45,000 convi
cts in Romania. Most jails are severely overcrowded and unhygenic. WGOTCHA!
Pensioner Ron Tupper got his balls trapped between the slats of a patio cha
ir after taking a shower at his home in Eastbourne. The fire brigade tried gr
ease and other lubricants, and finally freed him after an hour by using c
utting equipment to demolish the chair. (Eastbourne Herald, 7th May 1994) Cr
icketer Mark Hubbard, 29, from Seaton in Devon, who weighs 17 stone, slipped
from a sightscreen he was repairing and was left hanging painfully by his
scrotum from a hook. he hauled himself off and was driven to a health cent
re where he had seven stitches. "He's sore," said his wife Karen, "but everythi
ng's in working order." (Devon Midweek Herald, 22nd June 1994) Robert Cheuvr
ont, 33, took an early-morning dip in a motel pool in Lakeland, Florida, an
d was trapped in the shallow end for three hours after getting his penis stu
ck in the suction filter. At 445am the night clerk heard his cries and help was
summoned. The swollen penis was finally extricated from the filter by an amb
ulance crew using lubricant. (Sun, Daily Star, 21st July 1994) WSTRANGE DEATH
S Robert Puelo, 32, entered a 7-11 convenience store in St. Louis on 10th Oc
tober and started shouting and cursing. When an employee threatened to c
all the police, Puelo grabbed a hot-dog, stuffed it down his throat and left
the store without paying. The police discovered him unconscious and turning pur
ple outside the store. He choked to death soon afterwards on a six-inch piec
e of sausage jammed in his throat. A gum-chewing motorist was killed after
he blew a giant bubble which N burst and stuck to his glasses, blinding him.
Abner Kriller, of Albany, Australia, ran his car off the road and plunged down
a hill. (Sun, Daily Start, 25th June 1994) Chef Juan Ruiz was stabbed throu
gh the heart with uncooked spaghetti strands when 150mph winds hit his resta
urant in Mexico City. Two months later, a young employee of the Bennett Food
Factory in the Bronx, New York, died instantly when he fell head-first into
an industrial dough-mixer making macaroni and was impaled by the mixing bla
des. (People, 28th August 1994 New York Post, 27th October 1994) Jilted lo
ver Scott McCraw, 37, from Long Island, commited suicide on 21st February
1994 by agitating Shakey, his pet rattlesnake, until it bit him. He died i
n a field from heart failure while the snake died of hypothermia. The bodi
es were not discovered for 19 days. (New York Daily News, 14th March 1994) Co
rey Quinn, from Sydney, Australia, commited suicide by locking himself in his
estranged wife Mary's freezer when she went on holiday. He left a note for the
20-stone woman which said "Gorge on this, you fat pig!" (Daily Record, 31s
t August 1994) WBITS THAT I CAN'T PLACE A TITLE ON () Pat Leigh was wo
ken in the early hours at home in Marden, near Devizes, Wiltshire, by tw
o phone calls. On the first occasion she heard groaning and moaning and ass
umed it was an obscene call. When the telephone rang again, she heard more gr
oaning and her 25-year-old daughter Amanda cry "Oh my God!" Then she could he
r a man's voice. Thinking that her daughter was being attacked, she rang the
police who rushed round to her daughter's house in Wokingham, Berkshir
e. Amanda had been enjoying a night of passion with her boyfriend. It was p
resumed that one of them had twice unwittingly pressed the last-number redi
al button on the bedside telephone with a toe. (Independent, Daily Star, et
c. 2nd July 1994) A 26-year-old man from Merriam, Kansas, looked in the mirro
r and saw a pentagram in his right eyeball. Interpreting this as a sinister o
ccult symbol, he popped the eyeball out, cut the connecting tendons with a kit
chen knife and flushed it down the lavatory. A year earlier, Bernadette Fre
nch, 36, a manic depressive who gouged her eyes out in Wilmington Hospital, D
elaware, was awarded $1.1 million after contending that hopital staff didn't
supervise her properly. (USA Today, 28th February 1994) To support her a
mple frame, Berbel Zumner, 23, had to wear a bra reinforced with metal wires.
These conducted a bolt of lightning which killed her as she was walking thro
ugh a park in Vienna. (Daily Record (Scotland), 21st October 1994) WCANNIBAL
COURSES Twelve "devil worshippers" ordered takeaway pizzas from the Buen Ap
etito pizza parlour in Buenos Aires. They were delivered to an abandoned
factory in a run-down industrial area of the Argentinean capital by Carlos Sa
nchez, aged 19. His employer reported him missing and police raided the fact
ory. Nine fiends escaped, but three were found dressed in white gowns around
a candlelit table. They had ignored the pizzas but had eaten the delivery bo
y. All that remained were his bones. (Wolverhampton Express & Star, 1st June
1994 Today, 2nd June 1994) A drinking binge in the eastern Siberian town
of Artyom turned into a night of violence and murder in which one revell
er was cooked and eaten by his companions. Two others were killed during
the "heinous feast". Itar-Tass didn't say when the incident occured or how man
y people were involved, although their had been one arrest. Drink also led
to cannibalism last April (1993) in Kazakhstan, one of the old Asiatic Soviet
Republics, where five hungry convicts in a prison killed their cellmate, ski
nned the body and cut it into pieces, which they boiled in a kettle and ate.
WFORTEAN NET ADDIES ( CTRL-2 squiggle) X-FILES HOME PAGE http//www.rutgers.
edu/x-files.html FORTEAN TIMES WEB SITE http//alpha.mic.dundee.ac.uk/ft/ft.cgi-
1,ft NEW SCIENCE RESEARCH REPORTS http//www.knowledge.co.uk/xxx/reports/ THE C
IRCLEMAKERS http//www.hrc.wmin.ac.uk/circlemakers/home.html THE ANOMALIST http/
/www.cloud9.net/patrick/anomalist/ COLD FUSION TECHNOLOGY HOME PAGE http//www.m
it.edu8001/people/rei/CFdir/ CFhome.html CATASTROPHISM - THE EMERGING SCIENCE
OF ORIGINS http//access.digex.com/ medved/Catastrophism.html --- This art
icle is basically some stuff stolen from BFORTEAN T NW HOW TO WRITE MASTER DETE
CTIVE STORIES W ------------------------------------- By BSlice/DS WCREAT
ING THE DETECTIVE, ETC. You may think that it takes an ingenius mind to come
up with a mystery story and a character who can deduce quickly and easily (b
ut not really easily or else there would be no story) (usually). This is easy.
Take this for example A rough story Her jewels had been stolen. There w
ere 3 suspects. The jewel thief, the axe murderer and the Skoda owner. Maste
r detective ReAR-eND was on the case, and he drove up to her stately home i
n the hills outside Bullclamp county. As he arrived on the scene, he found t
he suspects and said "the jewel thief did it" after a bit of thought. Case clos
ed. Of course, this is bloody obvious so you will have to make the ULTIMATE
master detective, which calls for the mind of a master detective. Tough work
- easier said than done. But it can be easy - try this A rough story again
Rikky O'Eggandspoonrace had been shot in the stomach with a dumdum. Captain Spa
ckzer of the Bulldrone police department got ballistics to check on the damn
thing and found that the bullet came from the same gun used to kill the mayor
of Bulldrone, Billyboy Whiteley. Top private investigator Gralak Boink was cal
led in, because the police were so lame and couldn't get anywhere. Quick as a
flash he said "Meeester X did it". And he was right. Case closed. Of course,
there is no logic involved, so at the end of your story you couldn't have the
detective saying how he deduced who did it. Okay, that's the first step over.
WCOMING UP WITH THE PLOT Making the plot is piss easy, it only takes a bit
of imagination. If you haven't got imagination you shouldn't really be doing
this, but here's a few ideas ta getcha started - A tramp was found dead on
a park bench - was it natural causes..... or was it MURDER The sickly sweet sm
all of cyanide was lingering on his lips, and DON'T ask how I found out. -
An old lady lost her national lottery win of two million pounds that was
placed in the bank overnight. Was she senile and thought she had the money bu
t didn't - or was it a hacker, who got into the banks computer system - A ma
n was found dead on a beach with 23 stab wounds to the chest, a broken leg,
a slit-open eye, many bruises and his testicles missing. Was it natural ca
uses..... or was it FOUL PLAY - A rookie cop was gunned down in an alleyway
policed by vicious gangs. Was it suicide, or was it HOMOCIDE You geddit Th
ere now follows a piece about suspects for each of these scenarios.....
WSUSPECTS - The dead tramp A rival tramp, the tramp (suicide), Gaz the
ritual killer, The Cyanide Company UK. - Old lady's lost money Bank manager
, the old lady (senile), computer hacker, "Mad dog" McHaggis (the notorious We
stern gunslinger). - The dead man The man, the angel of death, Jackie the ra
zor-blade mistress of doom. - Rookie cop gunned down The Vampires gang,
the T-Ultimate D-Mon gang, the rookie cop (suicide), rival rookie cops, Satans
messenger. It's almost too easy... MASTER DETECTIVE STORIES W ------------
------------------------- By BSlice/DS WCREATING THE DETECTIVE, lady's los
t money Bank manager, the old lady (senile), computer hacker, "Mad dog" McHagg
is (the notorious Western gunslinger). - The dead man The man, the angel of
death, Jackie the razor-blade mistress of doom. - Rookie cop gunned down T
hanstape Lamest commercial adventure 1) Escape From Hiroshima 1) Lost Phiro
us Trilogy I("still sold by WOW." - Slice) 1) SRAM 1) Sultan's Maze 1) Viper
1) Wizbiz Lamest PD adventure 2) Swamp Thing 1) AA Adventure 1) - Any Eng
lish PD adventure 1) Go 2 Hell 1) Welladay Reader catagories (I think I'll
use some of these in the main chart...) ----------------- Bastard who owes me
a fiver Paul Fairman Bastard who owes me a lead Paul Fairman Best demo Best B
est preview Hi-Tech preview W JONTY BEARS HIS SOUL W --------
------------ When BBoGGer!N, BSliceN, and BDynamoN get a trifle bored at the
MINI MILK MEETING, it seemed only fair to double click on that Eliza icon and
start typing... Issac Please tell me your name. jonty jonty Issac Hello! My
name is Issac Asimov. I am glad to talk to you. What can I do for you
jonty let me beat you up Issac You're not really talking about me, are you j
onty fookin am Issac Go on. jonty yeah, Ni wanna twat yu Issac Are you sure
jonty yea Issac Please continue. jonty bam! sock! biff! Issac Is that so j
onty hunh Issac Tell me more about it. jonty bam! crunch! bleed! rend! Issac
That is quite interesting. jonty maim! Issac Oh yeah jonty yeah. Issac It's
true. jonty Issac What does that suggest to you jonty am "CONFUSED"!!!......
.... Issac Are you sure jonty ... erm, wot "SURE" mean Issac What are you mum
bling about. jonty are yu taking THE piss.............. Issac Are you sure jo
nty dont no, you tell me Issac You are being a bit negative. jonty So "FUCKIN"
wot Ya want me chin yu Issac Do you think that using that kind of language mak
es you cool jonty Yeh. Fookeen duz. Issac Go on. jonty bam! maim! Rend! tear!
splinter! splatt! chuff! PUMP! ORGANISM!!!! Issac What are you mumbling about.
jonty Yea! Yea! Murgh! Issac Please continue. jonty Child porn Issac Hi. j
onty where Issac What do you think jonty wot Issac I am almost centain that y
ou're a computer. jonty yea am a bbc Issac What does that suggest to you jont
y bloody bastard cunt Issac Go on. jonty up ned Issac Tell me more about it.
jonty WEll, where can i sTART Issac I doubt that you could sTART. jonty i BET
i CAN Issac What are you mumbling about. jonty yOU YO FUCKER! Issac Do you t
hink that using that kind of language makes you cool jonty yEP Issac What does
that suggest to you jonty wANK Issac Oh yeah jonty yEH, RIGHT NOW Issac You
are being a bit negative. jonty nO Issac Are you sure jonty yES Issac I und
erstand. jonty nO YOU DONT Issac Don't be so negative. jonty fUCK YO"U" Issa
c Do you think that using that kind of language makes you cool jonty yeh, cos "
IM" no FOOL!!! Issac Don't be so negative. jonty well u wood bee if your mummy
was a drunken whore. Issac Are such questions on your mind ofter jonty have'n
t got a "MIND" - how can thnik Issac Does that question interest you jonty No,
onlee intrested in childd "PORN", WnaKIng, and lYiNG (usualy in front o
f car) Issac Don't be so negative. jonty FUCK THIS FOR A LAUGH. BUYE! Issac W
atch your mouth. jonty quit Issac Bye! Help youself to exit from the menu. ri
fle yeh, cos "IM" no FOOL!!! Issac Don't be so negative. jonty well u wood be
e if your mummy was a drunken whore. Issac Are such questions on your mind ofte
r jonty have'nt got a "MIND" - how can thnik Issac Does that question interest
you jontW MISC. W ----- By BSlice/DSN, BBo
GGer!/DSN, BDonut GirlN, and BRobert S. Ellwood, Jnr. WHAGGIS - COMPETITION T
IME Win some promotional stuff that I liberated from my nearest Odeon ci
nema by finding the correct letters to fit in the parentheses'. Contacts of
mine will probably get some anyway, however. Pu( )it Enigma( )kle Juxta
po( )iment WCONTROVERSY CAULDRON - HOW TO MAKE "E" We've all read articl
es in mags on how to make various drugs. Now here's the definative guide on
how to make E. You need a paracetamol tablet and a compass. Method Scratc
h the letter "E" in the tablet (Jonty That's a big vertical line and three hor
izontal ones) and sell for about £12. WSLICE'S FAB 4 USELESS FACTS These o
nes are actually true, unlike some of Jonty's... 1) Three once won an EXPO '9
2 pen on BBlue PeterN! 2) Three has appeared on the TV prog BThat's LifeN -
he was the boy who in an older episode was singing a Shakin' Stevens son
g, and he wiped his nose on his sleeve! 3) John Jones and Richard Latham h
ave been on TV! A guy called John Jones was on the program BHome FrontN
and Rowan Atkinson plays a guy called Richard Latham in the BBarclaycar
dN TV commercials... 4) My high school has been on the news 'cos Robbie Willia
ms (ex-Take Shat) used to attend it! There y'go. WTHE WORLD TODAYN (BB
oGGer!N) - this is old! It was released this morning that the British Govern
ment will add the following acts to the guidelines of 1995 already brought into
action on January 1st a) From December there will be a VAT added to sweets.
This seems no major shock as certain "types" of sweets already have a fo
rm of VAT on them, but with this happening to single sweets such as Mojos o
r penny chews, if they were to be bought in bulk, a one penny chew would cos
t 2p thus effecting act 7 of the confectionary laws stating "confectionar
y with its price within N its registered trademark must be sold for
the stated price"... Eat that Britain! b) The head of British Education has
been granted permission of the new law to come into action on October 1
st, 1995. The law brings a stop to the production of pencil erasers, T
ippex, and any other form of correction media as it "encourages the child to
make mistakes". DONUT MAG reporters were told today, "Erasers of any kind
encourage the child to make mistakes. When you look at the standards B
ritain are climbing to today there is NO room for errors..." c) The Queen
has publically requested that KFC would provide local and live enterta
inment in the outlet based in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, as when she poppe
d in to grab a chicken leg, portion of fries and a medium coke I(what, In
o family feast - Slice)N before a wild night on the town, she noticed a pair
of "well-spoken" lads with a tambourine and a keyboard singing for their
suppers. She publicly asked for this trend to catch on. Already p
eople have been spotted in Ireland grooving to the rhythmic tempo of th
e keyboard's demo tune, but unfortunately these happened to be Keef an
d Joynt, and were arrested by Dublin's police force for commiting a h
omosexual act in the doorway of Toys'R'Us. WUNTITLED STORY This story
was made by me (Slice!) when I was on work experience, and it was inspired
by a GoaT font called BMatura MT Script CapitalsN... We journey onwards, to
the valley of Satan or something (don't ask me!)... the journey is long and h
ard, so I'm told. My camel, Bill, has given up due to the intense heat of the
snowstorms. I don't know why we journey on to find the valley of, erm, S
atan. One day I tried to ask Zeus Teapot, the expedition leader, why we
were journeying to find the faled valley of Satan, but he pretended to
not be listening. I just think he's crazy... however, the pay (two camels a da
y) is good, so I'll stick with the madman for a while... Yesterday he asked m
e to make a turnip out of common salt, so he could offer it to the Valley God
, Cornelius, to butter the god up before he asked for the directions to the
valley of Satan. However, I am only a class two Salt/Vegetable Transmogrifier a
nd can only do carrots, iceberg lettuce and mushy peas. He was rather angry w
hen I told him this, and he threw a spoon at me. Luckily the spoon was polystyr
ene and thus did me little damage. However, he had coated it in Uhu glue (TM)
beforehand, and so I spent the best part of the day walking around the village
of Zen with a polystyrene spoon stuck to my head. I'm sure you can realis
e my embarrassment. However, I am qualified to unstick glue between the hour
s of 10 and 11PM, so I hastily removed the spoon and fed it to Bill (this co
ntributed to his death -- the spoon blocked his windpipe. Damn!). Today he ha
s sent me, Rick (my *new* camel) and Klipboard (another madman!) on a journey t
o buy him a packet of Wine Gums (TM). However, as we are currently based in
the UnknOwn desert, this is rather hard. But we struggle on... he says that he
will be waiting at the valley of Genlock for us, and then we can resume our j
ourney to the valley of, erm, Satan. WTHINGS TO DO "Too many people are bo
red, it's a fact. But one day a package arrived for me - it was the latest DON
UT MAG!! And inside I found a list of things for you to do, written by Slice/DS
..." - Mr. X, yesterday. 1) Get 40 A0 sheets of paper and sellotape them toge
ther in a 10*4 grid. On the side containing no sellotape, write "CPC LIVES" in
very thick lettering. Then attach it to a piece of string. Hire a helicopte
r and fly above the state of New York between 1600 and 2000 hours at an
altitude of approx. 500 feet, dangling the sign out of the helicopter.
2) Buy a house, strip it bare, coat the walls in bulls excrement and sell it to
your neighbour for sixteen quid in Mongul money. 3) Stand in front of your
nearest postbox and pretend to be a large intestine. If anyone tries to post
a letter, enter the postbox through the keyhole and lie there in the foetal po
sition for five minutes. Then repeat the process until sunset. 4) Get a
book that contains over 300 pages. Read it all without eating anything and wit
hout shitting. Every time you finish a page, eat it. Once you have finis
hed the book, get a bucket and make yourself be sick (drink salt water N or
something). Puke up the pages, and sew them back together again. * If the boo
k was crap, sell it. If it was good, give it away as a present. 5) Go to a gr
ocers and buy a loaf of sliced (!) bread. Walk out of the shop, go back in aga
in and buy one banana (make sure it is straight. If it isn't, buy a courgette
as well and club the shopkeeper to death with it). Once you have given the pol
ice the slip, go home. Climb onto your roof and unpeel the banana. Draw an X
on the centre of your roof using the banana. Open the packaging that the bre
ad is in and place the bread on the X. Stuff the packaging down your chimney, o
r if you are female, drape it over the TV ariel. Then enter your house and
stand on your television, facing the window, for 3 days without moving. If i
t hasn't rained in those 3 days, repeat the process. If it has rained, climb o
nto your roof and retrieve the (now soggy) bread. Now go to the first house in
your street and place one slice of soggy bread on their doorstep. Go to house
number two and place two slices of soggy bread on their doorstep. Contin
ue going through all the houses like this, until you run out of bread. Repe
at this process three times and you will become radioactive and possess in
human powers. The police could kill you for being a health hazard. You have
been warned. WYOUR STARS with Spooky BitchN (BDonut GirlN) - ARYS All rela
tionships will be terminated this month. Look out for paranoid SCOPO's. -
TORUS Your hair will fall out. Be wary of dead sheep. - GAMINE Your muscles wit
h be no match for Arnold SCHWAzenegger. Get it into perspective. - CONKER
Doctors and people in the medical profession will help you recover. - LION Cou
nt your blessings. PUSSIES will be after them. - BILKO Everybody hates you this
month. Cover your tracks. - LEPER You will have luck on the lottery. The
numbers are on the crisp packets. - SCOPO Buy a machine gun and eliminate
ARYANS - they all want to kill you. - STRADIVARIOUS You'll get a really good j
ob and earn lots of money. - CAPRICON Don't let people walk all over you -
at the very least make them take their boots off. - AQUARTHUS If you don 't
block your orifices your internal organs will drip out. - PUSSIES Blessin
g will be hard to come by, but look to the LIONS in your family for app
roval. B* MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE * Man from Vision Express advert
- you are wearing the glasses on your head * Sandra of Macclesfield - 3 mi
ns for a hard boiled, love mum * John of Ipswich - get your arse home, from Be
ryl WDEVIL WORSHIP This article, seemingly by a guy going under the name
of Robert S. Ellwood Jr., was ripped off from the CD-ROM enyclopaedia INFORMATI
ON FINDER. DEVIL WORSHIP is the practice of worshiping demons or other evil s
pirits. Only a few groups actually worship devils or other beings they consid
er evil. Members of a Brazilian religious group worship evil spirits calle
d Exus, who they believe will harm their enemies. An anti-Christian movement
called Satanism has a small number of followers in Europe and North Americ
a. Satanism involves elements of magic and witchcraft. Its chief ceremon
y is the Black Mass, a distorted version of a Christian church service in wh
ich the worshipers praise Satan and ridicule God. The term devil worship is
sometimes used by people to describe a religion other than their own. Indivi
duals who consider their religion the only true one may regard the gods of o
thers as devils - especially if the gods are portrayed as fierce. People al
so may use the term devil worship for practices they misinterpret. For
example, some groups offer gifts to evil spirits to calm the spirits' anger.
Such offerings may seem like devil worship to other people. A Middle Easter
n religious group called the Yazidis acquired the name devil worshipers th
rough a misunderstanding. Like early Christians, the Yazidis believe the
Devil was once the chief angel but was expelled from heaven because of his reb
ellious pride. According to the Yazidis, however, the Devil repented and was
restored to his former position by God. The Yazidis worship the Devil as the ch
ief angel, who rules the world on behalf of God. WSHADES'S RECIPE CORNER I
n this issue, the world's most zany PD librarian tells you how to make
BONBON MAX... BYou need A 2 litre bottle of PEPSI MAX A packet of lemon
or strawberry bonbons N BMethod 1) Eat some bonbons. 2) Drink
some Pepsi Max. 3) Ram a bonbon down the Pepsi Max bottle. 4) Watch in horror
as the Pepsi Max froths up and goes all over the place. (as demonstrated at t
he Sewer Side Meeting) WBoGGer! AND SLICE'S RECIPE CORNER In this issue, S
lice will tell you how to make the yummiest of all foodstuffs... BYou need
Some crabapples A load of poisonous berries picked from bushes in the Norton n
ature reserve Some liquid glucose festering in a cupboard in Slice's kitchen S
alt Brown sauce Anything else that you can find in Slice's kitchen A spoon
to stir the concoction A bowl to mix the foul smelling concoction An excuse to
tell Slice's mum why you are making the concoction 2 Welsh 25p stamps A door
for the concoction to fester behind A large jiffy bag from Titus software A ca
rrier bag A tin of deodorant A pen A roll of sellotape An address label B
Method 1) First put all the poisonous berries in the bowl. 2) Mash the berri
es with the spoon. 3) Bung the other foodstuffs in and stir. 4) Place the bowl
behind a door. 5) Write out Keith Woods's address on the label, and make up
a return address (ehm!). 6) Remove the spoon from the bowl. 7) Tip the co
ntents of the bowl into the carrier bag. 8) Tie up the carrier bag. 9) Put the
carrier bag inside the jiffy bag. 10) Seal the jiffy bag with the sellotape.
11) Place the two Welsh stamps on the package. 12) Spray the package with deodo
rant. 13) Leave the package at Slice HQ... (as demonstrated at the Sewer Sid
e meeting) WSLICE AND THREE'S RECIPE CORNER ... After a month of the packa
ge festering at Slice HQ, re-direct the package to Nicklin's house and when PC
Dave comes round, try not to laugh when he says that you sent a curry to Nickli
n's house... (as demonstrated in September '95) oGGer!/DSN, BDonut GirlN, an
d BRobert S. Ellwood, e. 11) Place the two Welsh stamps on the package. 12) Sp
ray the package with deodorant. 13) Leave the package at Slice HQ... W R U A
MANIAC - QUESTIONNAIRE 2 W ------------------------------- By BMark Tenn
ant 1 You see someone on fire. Do you... a) Take off your jacket and sm
other the flames. b) Drop him off the Forth Road Bridge. c) Ask for a
light! 2 An armed robber has just ran out the bank. Do you... a) Take c
over behind something. b) Use an innocent bystander as a shield and sh
out "hey, dickhead, your mother was a pimp." c) Go up to him and do
him in with a rubber chicken. 3 You have caught the measles. Do you...
a) Stay in quarantine for a week. b) Breathe on your sister. c) Slit
your throat. 4 Your beloved AMSTRAD DMP1 has broken down. Do you... a)
Pay £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to get it fixed. b) Buy a ne
w one (est value £0.0000000000000000000000001) c) Smash up your entire comp
uter and blow up the house. d) Set every house in the town on fire. 5 So
meone is pissing you off at school. Do you... a) Tell your guidance teache
r. b) Fight him. c) Shaft him with a machete. I("Feels good" says Jont
y - Slice) 6 Your local newsagent did not get Amstrad Action in on time. Do
you... a) Take your custom elswhere. b) Set your pet rottweiler on him
. c) Firebomb the entire steet and hang the newsagent. 7 You see a first
year being bullied. Do you... a) Report it to a headteacher. b) Join
in. c) Pull out a machine gun and mow down the entire playground. I(Hey
"gang", II didn't write this! - Slice) 8 A policeman asks you for the
time. Do you... a) Tell him. b) Tell him for a fiver. c) Push h
im out in front of a double decker bus. 9 You see a woman being raped. Do yo
u... a) Report it to the police. b) Join in and take porno photographs
. c) Smash everyones skull in. 10 Someone claims to have invented a flyi
ng pig. Do you... a) Agree, so as not to start an argument. b) Send
him to the local funny farm. c) Tell him that police helicopters have bee
n invented already. 11 You realise the table lamp is faulty. Do you...
a) Tell someone. b) Try to sort it. c) Leave it for someone else to
switch on. 12 Someone wants a fight with you. Do you... a) Decline.
b) Accept. c) Pull out a chainsaw and rip the person apart. 13 Jer
emy Beadle comes up to you and says "you've been framed". Do you... a) Ru
n for your life. b) Kick him shitless. N c) Make him eat a grenade.
KERRRSPLAT! 14 Someone is going to sue you. Do you... a) Get a good
lawyer. b) Kick the shit out of the person who is suing you. c) Star
t world war 3. 15 You hear that your neighbours house is on fire. Do you...
a) Call the fire brigade. b) Throw petrol through the window.
c) Lock your neighbours in. d) Chain yourself to their roof. 16 A disc
that you just bought falls apart (i.e. a Dixons one) Do you... a) Take it
back. b) Murder the shop assistant with a screwdriver. c) Take a fla
methower into the shop and toast the manager. 17 You have vital info on the I
raqi nuclear missile program. Do you... a) Tell the government immediatel
y. b) Tell the government if they give you £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0 c) Fart in John Majors face. 18 Your dog has fleas. Do you...
a) Tell someone and dust him down with flea powder. b) Grab a rubber chick
en and waste the dog. c) Let him sleep on your sisters bed. 19 Your eve
r-smarmy english teacher tells you to look someting up in a dictio
nary. Do you... a) Look it up. b) Tell him to piss off. c) Gr
ab a hammer drill and put a screw through his skull. 20 After watching "arach
nophobia" your sister is petrified. Do you... a) Try to comfort her.
b) Shout "BOO!" c) Put loadsa spiders in her bedroom. 21 Your brother
got a pet hamster for his birthday. Do you... a) Look after it. b)
Drop it out a second floor window. SSPPPLLLAAAAAT!!! c) Get some flex and
connect its metal wheelie-go-round to the mains. d) Shove a soldering iro
n up its arse. 22 The royal mail have lost your DONUT MAG disc in the post.
Do you... a) Complain to the manager. b) Waste the manager with a ba
seball bat. c) Fly your kite into some pylons. DZZZZZZZZZTT!! 23 Your g
irlfriend is pregnant and you are only 14.(naughty boy) Do you... a) Tell
your parents. b) Run away. c) Kill your girlfriend. WTHE SCORES
Mostly A's You are a total wimp. You should not even be reading this. P
ut it down now! Mostly B's Not bad. You will probably end u
p in a loony bin by your 20th birthday. Mostly C's Jesus b
loody Christ. You are totaly round the bend. Go and slit your w
rists you naughty boy... I(Where's D - Slice) -------------- By BMark Ten
nant 1 You see someone on fire.W THE CANONICAL LIST OF PICKUP LINES W --
-------------------------------- Compiled from a few files, from BBM#3N. .
.. .. . Ok, some are the puky lovy-dovy ones that go down well with the sta
rlit walk on the beach. Others go well with a pissed blonde whore. Others
should not be repeated in public. - Do you want to see something swell -
What do you like for breakfast - Hi there! I'm interested in having breakfas
t with you. Can I call you or nudge you - Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or
should I apologize - Irish Have you got a little Irish in you She Uh...n
o.... Irish Well, do you want some - Say, didn't we go to different school
s together - Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk a
bout the first thing that pops up - I had a friend who used to hand out ca
lling cards which said Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the vic
tim try to hold back her smile... - Hi my name's Alex, how do you like me
so far - Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us - I had a
friend give a card that on the front 1
2 3 4 Pick a number
And then on the back of the card it read Sex maniacs always pick 3. You would
n't believe how many women pick 3. It was a great card. - Can I buy you a dri
nk, or do you just want the money - At the office copy machine Reproducing eh
Can I help - Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came
in - Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she a
rrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come." - Hey babe
, how about a pizza and a fuck What's the matter, don't like pizza - I saw
you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... Let's mee
t sometime... - She (to passing man) Excuse me, do you have the time He Do
you have the energy - Suck my dick or I'll blow Nyour fucking head off. re
quires a gun - No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks - You're
hitchhiking across the Mojave Desert Alone - I'm really sorry about Al. It
was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that What
you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling How tragic
. How very, very tragic. - Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance,
I'll loosen her clothes. - It's absolutely pure Bolivian. And I don't GIVE i
t away. - Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked
me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. - You know,
I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to i
t. - Excuse me, do you live around here often - Excuse me, I'm a little sh
ort on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together - You look l
ike the type of girl who has heard every line in the book... So what's one mo
re - Follow these instructions 1 Make sure you are in front of the person
who you're trying to attract. 2 Put your hands in a vertical plane and sepe
rate your hands to the proper distance you want to get across. 3 Look
at the person of your affections and with a shit-eating ear to ear gri
n, shake your head up and down as to reply that you're THIS big! - Her What d
o you think of this (dress, sweater, article of clothing) Him I like nothing
better. - The best pickup line I witnessed was a friend of mine who walked up
to a young lady in a club and asked "Are you ready to go home now". They lef
t together. - That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it - If I told
you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me - I've got an it
ch, honey. Lower. lower. in. out. - Wanna play carnival That's where you sit
on my face and I try to guess your weight. - I'd look good on you. -
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me!! I thought you
knew... - Late Night with David Letterman, from Michael Wertheim Sometimes
it can be helpful to start with a complement. eg. after "accidently" bumping
her boobs, noticing a loose button, etc. say "If they weren't sooo large
it wouldn't have happened" - Excuse me... do you have change for a $100 bill
- My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it. - Lines by women - Pleas
e may I rest my head on your shoulder - Do you know how to use this a vibrato
r - How about a night of passion in Doncaster - He "What was that" Sh
e "What was what" He "That sound." She "I didn't hear anything." H
e "It was the sound of my heart breaking." - There's always Harlan Ellison's
great failure Q Whad'ya say to a little fuck A Go away, little fuck. -
How about the best response to an unwanted pickup Man So what do you do for a
living Woman Female impersonator. - How about "Do you sleep on your stoma
ch" "No." "Can I" - Did it hurt Huh DID IT HURT Did what hurt
When you fell from heaven. - Female to guy Hi, you look like a real wan
ker. (pause for effect) Want a break tonight - I wish I were you, so th
at I could make love to me. - "Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's
play gynecologist." - Funny you should mention that, I was a gynacologist on
ce. - I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. - Can I borrow a qu
arter "What for" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my d
reams. OR I want to call your mother and thank her. - Is your daddy
a thief "No." Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in
your eyes Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes." - Yo
u're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - Would you be my love buff
et So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want - Let's go to my
place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - The word of the
day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. - Do your legs
hurt from running through my dreams all night - That outfit would look great
in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. - My name's you
r name. That's so you know what to scream. My name's your name, but you can c
all me "lover." - Can I flirt with you - Look at his/her shirt label. Whe
n they say, "What are you doing" Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR Checking N to see if you're the right size. - All th
ose curves, and me with no brakes. - Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want
to kiss me - Grab his/her tush. Pardon me, is this seat taken - Is it hot
in here or is it just you - Can I have directions "To where" To your heart.
Cheese alert! - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me - So... How am I doin'
- How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes. -
Tap your thigh You just think this is my leg. ---- Compiled from a few file
s, from BBM#3N. kiss me - Grab his/her tush. Pardon me, is this seat taken
- Is it hot in here or is it just you - Can I have directions "To where" T
o your heart. Cheese alert! - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U an
d I together. - I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me - So... How
am I doin' - How about you and I go back to my place and get out oometimes, t
he mail program checks only the shell variable LOGNAME, so change it, export
it, and you may be able to send mail as anyone. Mainly early system five's w
ill let you do it thus- $ LOGNAME"root"export LOGNAME BPrinting out all th
e files on the system Useful if you're interested in the filenames- $ find
/ -print filelist& And then do a grep text filelist' to find any files
with text' in their names. Like grep .c filelist, grep host filelist.... BP
rintW USEFUL TRANSLATIONS W ------------------- From BCana
rd Dechaine 5N, by BLovebyteN of BHJTN, from BBAD MAG#3N in turn. Phew. ... .
. . Hi cool dudes! Europe takes off now! The European market started
at the beginning of this year. This means everybody of the EEC is allowed t
o buy and sell goods without paying additional taxes, but this also means th
at the EEC people can work in other EEC countries without discrimination (thi
s means that for example a French dentist can work in Italy as a dentist
without being discriminated). Why the hell this idiot talks such boring bu
llshit in a fanzine' you may think now. Well, I think the people of the EEC w
ill visit other EEC countries more often (to spend holidays AND because of t
he business). Everybody learns English in school, but what you do if you're
a French who is in Germany and who is really angry with somebody Normally,
you don't know the strong and dirty words to defend yourself as such words won
't be taught in schools. But don't worry, you've now got a ULTIMATE EUROPEAN
DIRTY WORDS DICTIONARY! I tell you some of the most important sentences
and words to have fun in other European countries... Well, the dict
ionary has translations in 3 languages, German, English and French, but
if enough people are interested in that, I can also print some Italian and
Spanish translation. It will be useful if you already know the language
a bit, before offending others, otherwise they may not understand your art
iculation. OK - stop the theory! Let's start with the practice!
German English French -----------------
---------+--------------------------+-------------------------- Alter Wixer
Old Wanker Sale Branleur
Arschloch Asshole / Son of a Bitch
Vieux (-ille) con Arschf
icker Bum-fucker Enculeur
Arschgesicht Shitface
Tete de con Leck mich
am Arsch Kiss my arse/Fuck you Vas t'faire enculer
Bumsen/voegeln/ficken to screw/ball/g
et laid/ culbuter/sauter/baiser/ bang/stuff/shaft/
shag/get s'envoyer/sauter a leg over/gring hump/be
on the job/on the nest
Bullensau The old bill/cops/fuzz
Sale flic Dumm geboren
und nichts You've got the brains of Quand on est con, on est dazugelernt
a doughnut I(grr - Slice)N con N
Eier Balls/knackers/bollocks/ Coui
lles/valseuses/ nuts/goolies/cobblers/ roupettes/
grelots/bonbons marbles
Ich schleif dir die Eier I'll cho
p your balls off Attends, que j't'astique
les couilles
Fiese Ratte You son of a bitch Putain de salaud
Fotze Cun
t/cooze/quim/pussy/ Chatte/con hole/slit/slash I(
don'tN Iforget Jonty - Slice)N
Fresse Shut your fa
ce Ta gueule
Geil Horny/Randy Bandant
Geiler Bock Dirty old man/Horn
y old Vieux tringleur git
Geiler Feger
Randy bugger/flashes/fox/ Une belle salope/roulure s
exy lady
Geiles Luder Nympho/She's hot Pyromane/Chienne
Huehnerficker Conceite
d prick Enculeur de mouches
Ich habe mir die Pfeiffe I've just caught a dose J'ai trempe le
meche et verbrannt maintenant elle
brule Die Kacke ist am D
ampfen The shit has hit the fan Cett'fois on l'a dans
l'cul This should be enough for the first time
! More of this shit in the next issue! Forget your nationality - think Euro
pean and SWEAR European! (Eat shit all people like Schoenhuber and Le Penn!)
USD W ------------------- From BCanard Dechaine 5N, by BLovebyteN
of BHJTN, frombrule Die
Kacke ist am Dampfen The shit has hit the fan Cett'fois f00fff0ff6f0ff6006fF0
F606 MUSIC $$$ 600060fW VOODOO W ------ By
BMaverickN, from BBM#3N. Yeah, this is the real BDMN stuff... ... .. . To
start off with here's a method of cursing your neighbour, the method used is
as follows 1) Buy 7 Black Candles of Death (available at Wizards R' Us) 2) P
lace either a picture or the name of the victim under the Candles. 3) Burn the
Candles for 7 Minutes for 7 Days. Easy ain't it If you turn the candles ups
ide down every day then the Hex is supposed to be much quicker and stronger.
Here's some of the items that can be bought for the express purpose of mak
ing potions to kill people. At the Harlem Market in NY City, the Stalls offe
r dried Bats Blood and Graveyard Dust as well as Toads Eyes, Newts Eyes and Sna
ke Skin. In Brazzaville, in the Congo the potions and implements of killing a
re displayed in rows of competing stalls. A severed gorillas hand costs 1000fr
, the heads of tropical birds sell for a mere 300 francs, dried corpses of ba
ts are available by the kilo. Most are for domestic use, but agents send reg
ular supplies to Paris and Notting Hill in London. Now here are some of th
e documented examples of Hexes and the Power of the Mind. Personally I reckon i
ts got a lot to do with Psychology and the power of the mind. W1587 S
oares de Souza saw men from the Tupinambas Indians collapse and instantly die
when sentenced by the priests of the tribe. W1890 A New Zealander reporte
d "I have seen a strong youn Ng man die the same day he was tapued (Mauri Hexi
ng) the victims die under it, as though their strength ran out as water." W1
960 Oklahoma - In January 1960 a man brought into the Veterans Adminis
tration Hospital in Oklahoma City. He was 53 years old and a successful busines
sman. Before the year was out, he was dead. Doctors believe he was killed b
y a curse laid upon him by his own mother. The hospital is one of the best equi
pped in the whole of the U.S. They were confident they could deal with their p
atient. Mr X, as the hospital records named him (To protect themselves from a
ccusing a named person of causing death) was brought in semi - conscious, suffe
ring from asthma. After 2 weeks he had recovered enough to be discharged.
6 months later he was back. He was now having fits and convulsions. They could
find nothing wrong. Cardiac tests showed no sign of heart trouble. Again aft
er rest he went home. To his mothers home. In a few hours he was wheezing ag
ain and in less than 48 hrs he was re-admitted by ambulance in a near-termin
al condition. Medics aborted the attack, but he became extremely depressed
and voiced feelings of utter futility and hopelessness. Another recov
ery followed, then another relapse after he had been allowed out to visit his
mother. By now psychiatric doctors had woken up to the connection and allowed
him out only on the condition that he did not visit his mother. He progress
ed well until the fateful evening of 23rd of August. At 5pm that day he had a
long and cheerful interview with a doctor. Sometime around 6pm he phoned
his mother. At 6.35pm he was found gasping for breath and semi-conscious. By 6.
55pm he was dead. Dr James L. Mathis decided to investigate into the mysteri
ous patient. His name was Finis P. Ernest. Twice before the age of 30 he ma
rried against the wishes of his mother, twice there was a quick divorce. At t
he age of 31, in partnership with his mother, he opened a night club which pr
oved to be very successful. At 38 he at last met a woman his mother approved o
f. They were married and all went well for some 15 years until he recei
ved a handsome offer to sell the business and with his wife's support, de
cided to accept. The wrath of his mother was immediate and overwhelmi
ng, "Do this!" she pronounced "and something dire will happen to you!". Thou
gh he had had excellent health for 10 years or more, this man of 53, was withi
n two days stricken with difficulties in breathing. He went ahead with the
sale and in a final outburst his mother shouted repeatedly "Something
will strike you, Something will strike you!". Dr Mathis investigated the fi
nal phone call. After talking with her mother in law, Ernest's wife, Josephin
e, was able to give him the Dr the gist of it. Her husband had plucked up th
e nerve to tell his mother he was re-investing the money in a new venture
which she had no part. His mother made no attempt to dissuade him, but ende
d the conversation with a statement that regardless of how he or the doctors fe
lt, he should remember her warning of "dire results". Give or take a few minu
tes, Mr X was dead within the hour. Dr Mathis had no alternative but to label
the death as "A sophisticated version of Voodoo Death". W1965 BCanadaN
- In 1965, 3 doctors from Labrador in Canada wrote about a case of a mothe
r of 5 kids, who had suddenly died after an apparently successful minor ope
ration. She was one week short of her 43rd Birthday. Only afterwards did the d
octor find out that, 38 years previously, a fortune teller told her she would
die before the age of 43. The Woman had come through an operation for incon
tinence problems, at the North West River Hospital, perfectly normally, she re
gained consciousness and seemed fine. Then an hour later, she had collapsed
with all the symptoms of shock, including low blood pressure. Oxygen, Cor
tisone, the full array of indicated treatment had no effect and she died the
next day at 5 in the morning. On the morning of the operation she told a nurse
she was sure she was going to die. At the post-mortem they found bleeding
round the adrenal glands, But no real signs to indicate why she should have
died so suddenly. Only then that she had told her sister, who knew of the pro
phecy, that she did not expect to emerge from the anaesthetic and that for y
ears she had been telling her daughters that she would dead by the age of N 4
3. BAustraliaN - Dr Herbert Basedow saw a man "boned" to death - a bone po
inted at him as a sign of death. "He stands aghast, with his eyes starin
g at the treacherous pointer and with his hands lifted as though to warn o
ff the fatal medium, which he imagines is pouring into his body. His cheeks b
lanch and his eyes become glassy and the expression of his face became horrib
ly distorted. He attempts to shriek but usually the sound chokes in his throat
and all that one might see is froth at his mouth. His body begins to trem
ble and the muscles twist involuntarily. He sways backwards and falls and afte
r a short time appears to be in a swoon, but soon after he writhes as if in m
ortal agony and covering his face with his hands, begins to moan. After a wh
ile he becomes very composed and crawls to his wurley. From this time on he s
ickens and frets, refusing to eat and keeping aloof from the daily affair
s of the tribe. Death follows quickly." BAustralia, QueenslandN - Dr S.M. L
ambert of the Rockerfeller Foundation was called to deal with Rob, a missio
naries assistant. He had been boned by Nebo, a famous aboriginal witch doctor
. Dr Lambert could find no physical symptoms of fever or disease, yet it was
plain that Rob was seriously ill. Dr Lambert went with the missionary to Nebo
and threatened that he and his people would have all their food supplies cut o
ff if the boning was not lifted. Nebo went with them to see Rob, merely le
ant over his bed and told him the boning was a mistake and according to Dr
Lambert, the very same evening Rob was restored to full physical strength and b
ack at work. BThe information in this article was taken from the excell
ent book Arthur C. BClarke's World of Strange Powers, its NOT a type in, it's
in my own words. om BBM#3N. Yeah, this is the real BDMN stuff... ld have all
their food supplies cut off if the boning was not lifted. Nebo went with the
m to see Rob, merely leant over W A TRIP TO JONTY'S W --
--------------- Amstrad CPC adventures by BSlice/THE DONUT OR SYSTEM SYSTEM
I would like to say that the Jonty portrayed in the story below is not the Jon
ty we all know and love, but I cannot. In fact, I can. Sort of. All characte
rs in this story are fictitious. Names and addresses have been changed to
make it amusing. None of this actually happened. Yet. ... .. . It was a l
ovely Friday night, about 11pm, sometime in the summer of 1996, even though t
he weather forecast in the paper said that there would be a lot of thunde
r, lightning, and other scary things going on throughout the weekend. "Pshaw!
That could never happen, as I'm off to Jonty's place for the weekend" I thoug
ht to myself. T'was true, a few weeks beforehand the CPC legend known as Jon
ty had invited me round to his place to sort out our differences, even though
most (all) of the time he was the one in the wrong. This is the norm with this
collection of cells that barely resembles a human being. So I went to the
nearest northbound motorway, and got out my inflatable thumb. After a quick pu
mp (Jonty knows all about pumping inflatables, doesn't he) the thing was infla
ted, and I waved it about vigorously. The motorway was a rather disused one
(very strange), yet after about twenty minutes a car appeared on the horizo
n, headlights blazing. The thing was going extremely fast, so I jumped onto th
e motorway and waved my inflatable thumb like Captain Extremlyfast on speed in
an attempt to get his attention. The person driving the car saw me and hit
the brakes, coming to a halt a few metres in front of me. It manoeuvred per
fectly into the hard shoulder, and the headlights went off. The car door ope
ned, and I slowly began to walk towards the vehicle. Upon reaching the car I
saw a brute of a man, barely human in his features. "Are you goin' to Newbiggin
By-The-Sea" I asked him. Or it. The man nodded. I noticed some blood on
the passenger seat. "What the fuck is this" I asked, nervously, pointing to t
he blood stain. "* Wanka * * wanka * cut myself shaving * git * earlier t
oday * arsehead *," replied the man, lifting up his trouser leg to reveal a l
arge scab on his left leg. Breathing a sigh of relief, I chucked my luggage in
the back and got in. We got moving, but after ten minutes the silence was
getting me down, so I popped the question. "Will you marry me" No, sor
ry. That's wrong. What I me Nant to write was "Can I turn the radio on" T
he man nodded his head, and I turned the radio on and started to twiddle the
dial. Anything but the uneasy silence was necessary, so I heard the end of
a radio play, about a wandering nomad with an upper lip with attitude, sim
ply titled "Veg". Soon after that the news came on and I heard something ab
out a serial killer in Northumberland before I felt the full force of a Litt
lewoods group catalogue chopping the back of my neck and the last thing I not
iced were the cum stains on the lingerie section before I slipped into a coma.
... .. . I woke up, freezing cold, in a field, the sort of field that you
get close to a motorway. A few metres from me was my luggage, sans inflatab
le thumb. I must have been suffering from partial amnesia as I didn't have
a clue about what happened to me in the last hour or so. Checking my watch,
I realised that I'd only been knocked out for about half an hour, so I grabb
ed my gear and went up to the motorway. After waiting, bored out of my skull,
for an hour or so, I got a ride (so did Keef! and TICK, hoho), and by 5am wa
s in Newbiggin By-The-Sea, where I checked into a cheap hotel in the ghetto, k
nown simply as "The Shit." Outside my room window I could see street gangs
involved in numerous rumbles, and I realised how sad it was that they were fo
rced to fight and kick their way to the age of thirty-two, or maybe they wouldn
't live to be thirty-two. I turned in for the Night (Life). In the morning I
turned out bad. ... .. . It was 10am in the morning so, after going to a
local shop and buying an A-Z, I located Jonty's house (666 West"MORE!"land Hav
e-a-new) and began to make my way towards it. West"MORE!"land Have-a-new wa
s your average road, terraced houses built at around 1930. But one house sto
od out from the rest. Number 666. Not only did it have a spooky house number,
but it was also the only house in the street that had all the windows visib
le from my position boarded up. The paint was peeling from the door, and the s
mall front garden was host to many deadly and ugly weeds and insects, including
TICK. I gingerly walked towards the wrought iron gate that led to the hell
hole. Just as I was about to open the gate, a freak gust of wind blew the gate
open. Brr. I cautiously walked along the path, being attacked by gnats on the
way. I half expected the path to collapse so I would plunge into some kind o
f subterranean cavern. Luckily I managed to reach the front door unscathe
d, save for my multitude of gnat bites. I reached for the knocker and k
nocked twice. A huge man with a ponytail answered the door. Jonty. Although
I'm sure I'd seen him somewhere before... he seemed a bit nervous. "It...
it's you..." he uttered. "Erm, yeah," said I, "Jonty, I presume." "Er, yea
h, come * fuck * in, like," he replied, and he ushered me indoors. The house
wasn't much better inside. A bit of furniture. What little light there was was
provided by a dim light bulb in the corner of the front room. A bare stairc
ase led upstairs, and there was a door to the kitchen and bathroom, too. "Whe
re's your family" asked I. Jonty shifted around nervously. "Gone away" he mum
bled. "Where" "LOOK, THEY'VE FUCKING GONE, OKAY" he yelled. With that, he
picked up a stool and threw it at me. I dodged it fast. I see that he was usin
g his usual way of sorting out arguments. He walked towards me and I made a
mad dash for the front door, but it quickly slammed shut and bolted itself.
I fumbled with the bolt, but it just would not budge. I turned round and foun
d Jonty looming menacingly over me. I closed my eyes and prayed for a quick
death... my prayers weren't answered. I felt the full force of a leg smash
into my stomach, and the force of the kick sent me flying through the front
door, which burst open. The force of the kick turned me over, and I fell on
my front with a sickening thud, landing in a patch of stinging nettles. Great.
I crawled towards the gate, but I soon saw Jonty's shadow towering over me and
realised that escape was out of the question. Jonty had lured me here to beat
me up! Or maybe get rid of me for good. I felt Jonty grab my legs and drag m
e indoors. My face got scratched to hell. When indoors I turned round and,
since I was on the floor, I noticed the cut on his left leg. It all came flo
oding back to me. The radio. The serial killer in Northumberland. The NLitt
lewoods group catalogue. The cum stains. BHis family Bbeing "away"N. There was
one way to find out if he was the serial killer or not. The freezer. Where wa
s his freezer "You fucking wanka cunt cunt bastard shithead git arsehead,"
roared Jonty, "now you get your comeuppance.". Jonty reached for a knife th
at was lying on a table. "This is it. Shit," thought I, and my knees jellifi
ed. Suddenly the 'phone rang. Jonty stopped. He picked up the knife an
d moved towards the 'phone, facing me. "Don't you fucking go anywhere, cunt,
" he told me. He felt for the handset and picked it up. "Oh, hi Keef!" said
he, "yeah, sorry about the bed spring, I'll try to get it fixed...". Jonty bec
ame engrossed in the 'phone call. This was my chance. I ran for the door to th
e kitchen. Maybe the freezer was there. "Hey! Wait!" cried Jonty. He dropped
the handset and raced after me. I was right. There was a freezer in the ki
tchen. I opened it. Fucking hell! I was right again! At least three dead bod
ies. And I wasn't about to make it four. I spun round and found Jonty lungin
g at me! I moved out of the way and he fell head first into the freezer, ba
nging his head on a frozen corpse and knocking him out cold. Yeah! I sea
rched the house for something to tie up Jonty with, and eventually found some
bondage gear in his bedroom, which I used on him (not in that sense!). I ran
g the police and they arrested him. I returned home. Later on in the newspap
er I read that Jonty had been found innocent, something to do with insuffi
cient evidence according to the judge, who was, coincidentally, Jont
y's sister. A mite unfair, I think. I read on and found out that the jury ha
d all found Jonty guilty. However, Jonty's sister refused to accept their ve
rdict, believing Jonty's story that he was looking after some dead bodies fo
r a scientist friend who had gone on holiday some weeks before. Well, at leas
t I'd know not to go to Jonty's again. And then somebody threw a brick throug
h my front room window. After overcoming the initial shock, I reached for
the brick. Attached to the brick with a rubber band was a note, which I u
nfolded and read. I'm "BACK", you WANKA!!.... The
n I heard the doorbell ring. And the nightmare begins again... by BSlice/THE DO
NUT OR SYSTEM SYSTEM odies for a scientist friend who had gone on holiday some
weeks before. Well, at least I'd know not to go to Jonty's again. nsufficien
t evidence according to the judge, who was, coincidentally, Jonty's
sister. A mite unfair, I think. I read on and found out that the jury had al
l found Jonty guilty. However, Jonty's sister refused to accept their verdic
t, believing Jonty's story that he was looking after some dead bodies for a
scientist friend who had gone on holiday some weeks before. Well, at least I'
d know not to go to Jonty's again. And then somebody threw a brick through my
front room window. W EGG OF DOOM W -----------
By BSlice/DSN. I was writing a letter to Jonty, when I suddenly decided to wri
te some bullshit. I'm sure Jonty would argue that I write bullshit wh
en I write to him anyway. Which is true - but only when I write out what he wro
te... ... .. . he ate a sea of bile that regurgitated his brain his egg
was made of piss and his arse out of thyme his skull was in a shoebox where
the spiders did roam his fleawig on the cross with a skull and bones his l
eg was made of chew that was bought from the petrol his brain ate by moss tha
t hid in the cockerel his assassin lived in an eggshell by the river tyne h
is saviour was in hull at the time his manual was in the glovebox but that
did not help his kit was up the creek eating some kelp his sellotape up his
crack to keep it nice and warm he went to see the grave with his pickaxe tor
n his crooklock ate his swimmer in the sea of crumbs his hacksaw in his toe
drinking lots of rum his sausage ate a choux bun that was inside the table
is the bullfrik true no it's a fable his cheese was on the freezer decaye
d by the food his chuff was eating chinchilla in the nude his chicken was r
avaged by a wandering minstrel he saw a man leave it was the scarlet pimperne
l he decided to buy a clump of grass his mud upon the chair didn't allow a
nyone to pass he checked his marker pen it was still working he wrote a let
ter to the phantom and firkin N his crust of toadstool crunched his printe
r his disc drive torn in two by a ruptured splinter his crux was alive in h
ell cracking up satan his daemon was alive with a turkey baster his chin w
as alive with festering fungus his hand shot to hell was really humungous
his rampant rhino ate a large pork pie was the rhino an extrovert no it was s
hy his cradle lived in a spoon where the eagles did roam his chuck up on a
platter looking at the moon his sister did complain that it wasn't rhymin'
so he ate a chainsaw that was stylin' his women were singin' which really
annoyed him disrupting his attention he was egging on a whim he decided to
live a hammer and nail he needed a twelve to suck a pale his bill was crud
ded on the crisp his blood stained corpse had a lithp little linear moped
was his pride and joy until he was dismayed by his old toy his pact with t
he devil did not bode well his dreams were inflated hooked down on a knell
he knelt on one arm playing a game of piddle his nifty boot shooing burnt on
a griddle he jacked a puddle full of grab his toenail thumbnailed eating
a crock of nab he didn't know when to hop on one leg so he cut off his curl
ing tongs and decided not to beg he left his home to buy an old haggis his
rotten belly button was suffering from rigor mortis he found the egg lying
on the ground he picked it up and inside it he found... DOOM! HE ATE HI
S PERCUSSIONIST THAT SPRAYED JIF LEMON HE SHOT THE EGG OPEN THAT WAS HEAVEN!
THE EGG SUCKED A VORTEX POPULATED BY OOZE HE WAS NOT SHAKEN BY THIS RUSE
HIS HOUSE BLEW UP BY A FAULTY EGGPLANT HIS RAPID EYE MOVEMENT WAS BLOWN APA
RT HE NEEDED A BREAK SO HE BROKE A KIT-KAT I'M NOT ADVERTISING - IT WAS SH
AT! HE DECIDED TO END IT ALL WITH A FAULTY REVOLVER HE CHECKED THE CHAMBER
BUT IT WAS FULL OF CLOVERS ONE OF THEM HAD FOUR LEAVES WHAT GOOD LUCK HOWE
VER HE SHUFFLED THE DECK TOO QUICKLY AND FELL IN THE MUCK HE STAGGERED OUT A
ND ATE A PINEAPPLE LACED WITH EXPLOSIVES HE DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WAS CORROS
IVE HE FLIPPED UP AN ACE THAT HIT A CHEESE GRATER IT FELL BACK TO IGNITE TH
E DYNAMITE MAKING A HUGE CRATER HIS BODY IN TATTERS WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A BI
T OF PRITT STICK AND A BUTTOCK CLEFT F DOOM W ----------- By
BSlice/DSN. I was writing a letter to Jonty, when I suddenly OF THEM HAD FOUR
LEAVES WHAT GOOD LUCK HOWEVER HE SHUFFLED THE DECK TOO QUICKLY AND FELL IN TH
E MUCK HE STAGGERED OUT AND W INNOCENCE W ------
--- From BBAD MAG #3N... ... .. . You know last week, that night that
Julia had to mind me all night Mummy and Daddy were going to that big dinner
party and they were going to stay awake all night! Anyway, It was really bad.
You see me and Julia my sister, we were there watching TV and it was really g
ood because Star Trek was on and I like that because I watch Counselor Troy be
cause when I grow up I want to be like her. Well you see the doorbell sudden
ly rings and Julia goes up and gets it. It must have been raining outside bec
ause there were big slurping noises and then the two come in and who was it
but that friend Steven. The one that Mummy keeps telling her not to play wi
th. I don't like him. So then we all sit down, watching TV, and Steven must
have something wrong with his eyes because he turned the lights off. So ther
e we were and I guess they were both cold because Julia gets her jacket and s
preads it over their legs you see and then they were sitting really close to
gether you see so I guessed I should turn the heating up. So I went off but
I guess I shouldn't have because when I came back they were really red and J
ulia's was so hot there was a rash all over her neck - little red splotches.
So I sit down again and Steven must have bowel problems or something becau
se when I sit beside him he suddenly moans real painful like and starts to
look really awful. I thought it might be contagious so you see I go over to th
e next seat and then I never got to see when Julia got the thing in her eye, bu
t I knew because Julia starts making little noises like that baby elephant o
n TV today and so I look round and I see that Steven was there really close lik
e and trying to get it out. It must have been really big and sore because the
y were really squirming around like and their arms were around each other
and all and then Julia starting hitting him on the back, and moaning muff Nled
protests. I going to do the same whenever I go to the doctor because it seemed
to work and he stopped and then I suppose they must have got it out after all
because Julia was O.K. So then Julia comes over and tells me that I have to
go to bed, and pushes me out the door. Well there was no way that I was go
ing to miss Star Trek so I pretended to go and then ran back and looked throu
gh the keyhole. So I'm there looking through the keyhole and Julia's walkin
g back over to the couch and Steven's really happy and smiling and then she
sits beside him and I guess Julia must have been feeling really weak because
she pushes him off the couch and lies down with her hand to her forehead. Ste
ven's really worried then and he climbs on top and starts to feel her like to d
octor does to me. And Julia was getting worse because she started making noise
s again and maybe it was the thing in her eye again because they're both ther
e moving around and then Julia must have fainted because Steven starts to
give her resuscitation, but he wasn't doing it right because you have to p
ress on the tummy. I saw it on the poster in the doctors. I was going to go i
n and tell him but then he must have remembered because he starts to reach d
own and push but he was too far up the tummy. It must have worked though becau
se Julia starts to move around again. Then suddenly this great big red eel ju
mps out of Steven's pants and Julia gives this little cry and Steven stops mov
ing around and looks really frightened and Julia says that it's the biggest on
e she's ever seen. I should show her the ones down at the lake. Julia's real
ly brave though and she runs in and grasps it with both hands and it was just i
n time too because it must have started biting Steven because he starts t
o cry and moan and Julia gets really excited and starts to bite its head off.
It must have been really strong because she was there biting it and Stev
en's was moaning and moving around. I should have gone in and help them and I
was going to but then the eel spits and Julia and Steven starts moaning so
hard I thought he was having a heat attack like uncle Tom had last year. I was
really scared by then because none of the eels at the lake did that to me.
Steven jumps back then and the eel had got out of his pants and I guess it must
have jumped down Julia's because Steven reaches down her pants and she star
ts moaning so I guess it was biting her too. It was tired though because J
ulia wasn't as sore and she lies down and she was more lucky because Steven kne
w what to do and he pulls her pants down and I could see it then and it was h
alf down Steven's pants and biting Julia and then they both grab at each othe
r and then Steven starts to try to squeeze it to death between them. By now
they were both crying and moaning and really sweating and wet. It must have
worked though because then they both stopped and hugged each other and Jul
ia gave a kissy-wissy to Steven's cheek to thank him. They put their clothes
back on and then Steven walks towards the door so I have to run round the corn
er. Julia comes with him and she's carrying the eel in her hand and it's stran
ge because I thought it was much bigger and it's all wet and a big white head
down the bottom. Steven knew what to do again and stopped her putting it in
the bin in the kitchen an they put it in the big black one outside. I'll
have to take my friends to see it tomorrow. I bet they've never seen a dead
one before. I went to bed then. Really sad, because I'd missed Star Trek. I'
ll have to watch the replay in a few days. INNOCENCUSD ---------
From BBAD MAG #3N... ... .. . You know last week, that night it's all w
et and a big white head down the bottom. Steven knew what to do again and sto
pped her putting it in the bin in the kitchen an they put it in the big
black one outside. I'll have to take my friends to see it tomorrow. I bet t
hey'veW JnoTy, THE NEW MESSIAH W ---------------------- By B
BoGGer!/DS PART 1 - THE BEGINNING The strain had been too much. The need
to give one final scream before the kid was born seemed more than necessary.
Her coarse Newcastle tones were masked by an ominous clatter of the refuse l
orry as Jonty headbutted his way out of the womb of his mother. A new life bor
n in the red light's glow illuminating Slapper Avenue - the first neighbourho
od of Jonty's existance. Born int No a world of prostitution, drugs, Shandy
binges and illiteracy, the youth formed deep mental scars which are as raw to
day as when first inflicted. Even his mother tried to strangle him to death w
ith his umbilical cord. His pregnant mother had travelled many miles looking
for somewhere to stay the night, but there was no room in any of the warehous
es. She was 22 months heavily pregnant and Jonty's mum finally found a garage
to give birth in. They found an empty oil drum and padded it out with old newsp
apers for the little Jonty to lay in. The night ticked by, and at the eleve
nth hour there seemed a different atmosphere - the air was still and all the
animals had gathered around the oil drum crib. The fact that the animals, in
reality stray dogs, all had rabies was of little significance. And so Jonty wa
s born. Mother Jonty was very tired and went down the "Duck and Fuck" inn f
or a quick one with the Landlord before Jonty's next feed was due. As she left
a brilliant light lit the heavens directly above the garage where our new Mess
iah was born. It shone so brightly that all the strays around the crib we
re permanantly blinded. It wasn't a star but a police helicopter searching fo
r mother Jonty as she was in arrears with her Kays catalogue account. Afte
r scaling numerous drainpipes in an attempt to avert justice, she was caug
ht and imprisoned and Jonty was refused to be taken in by social security. T
he following day three men from the east (of Newcastle) visited bearing three
gifts. They quickly returned to the east after they were informed on thei
r mobile that mother Jonty's Kays account had been closed and the gifts were to
be returned to their main stock rooms. And so he was left to avenge the abs
ence of his mother-figure by writing to CPC users to grasp the English langu
age. But after ten years he still wrote the trashy letters he does now and
as the saying goes, time waits for no man - and Jonty's mother certainly waste
s no time. Soon enough she was on her back and soon expecting again (fat
her unknown). Having given birth, after 2 weeks of pregnancy, in the toil
ets of "Frank's Boozer" she left the baby inside an urinal (an excellent subs
titute for a crib) to fend for itself. Wrapped in beermats to keep her warm,
the baby was against the world in a battle for survival. It just so happened
that, by mere coincidence, JnoTy had left his handbag in the toilets and, not
knowing who his mother was, passed her on the way in. Jonty entered the toi
lets and felt that ever so familiar tickling sensation in his pants - this
time it wasn't Keef!, but his bladder aching to be emptied. Will JnoTy piss o
ver his sister Will the automatic flushing system drown her Will he be able to
cope with the situation Is it too hard for him to unzip his fly (Nah, he's us
ed to that from years of homosexual prostitution) Join(ty) us next time f
or the titovating antics of the world's most crap person ever to be born (apar
t from Matthew Kelly). ---------------------- By BBoGGer!/DS PART 1
- THE BEGINNING The strain it wasn't Keef!, but his bladder aching to be emp
tied. Will JnoTy piss over his sister Will the automatic flushing system dro
wn her Will he be able to cope with the situation Is it too hard for him to u
nzip his fly (Nah, he's used to that from years of homosexual prostitution)
Join(ty) us next time for the titovating antics of the world's most crap per
son ever W OFFY ROBBER CHRONICLES W ----------------------
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d. So I wrote a story about two guys - fiL and froBITE (the famous IMPACT s
taff writer). Of course, they both cannot spell. This story was told from fi
L's point of view, and involved the twosome ram-raiding Victoria Wine and st
ealing all the whisky and crisps. And then, printed on pink paper, Three wrote
some chronicles... ... .. . * CRIMSVILLE YOUNG OFFENDERS INSTITUTE - EDUCA
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at Sum of Theez KriZPS or Wizky No FaNX, NotT VerRy HongrY aTe MomMent i seD.
TheN FroBitE sTrat Eeating krIsPz adn DrInKIng Wizky buTt TheNe Pollis Kume
and say Yu undA ArezT! Oh my GoDd! I saye, butT thenNe KleVva FrobitE dr
iv AwaY frOme Polise. YeAh! Wee wosS DriVving reaLLy FsAt DowNe MotawaY
bute ThenE PolliSe Kum VerrY neEr too BaK of Kra. Oh my GoDd! I sez buTt Frobit
E Driv eVven Fazta nowE! Yeah! Then SuDeNeLeY FroBiTe SwErv a BiTt to MuCh aNd
Driv Kra ov raOd inTO TreE1 Oh my GodD! I sayz. LuKiLly Kra reel Kloo, HasS go
TteN Ari-Bagg! Yeah! ButT TheN PolliS Kum and Arrezt uSs. Thene ThaY toOk uz
to StaSHun. TheN TaYk Uz to KoRt. Juj say You got 4 yERZ! Oh my Godd! I sez. NoT
fayr!... Juzt gotTeN ouT ofF Prizun YeztadaY! ... .. . WTOP SECRET INFOR
MATION File No. 1296417A - Confession from the infamous "OFFY ROBBER", True
name still unknown.... HoKaY i aDMiTte ITt. MeE adN FroBitE noTt JuzT du
nN oNe Of-LizunCsE rObBaRy noTt JuzT toO of-LizunsCe RoBbaRrYEs Noo! MeE Adn
FrobItE DuN 43 RobrIES! YehH! KloO DuDds mEe anD FrobiTe is, aY firzT anD SeKk
anD tiMs Yu Allreedy no Abowt buTt yu do nOTt no bouT therD robRY doo
Yu WeLl, onN theRd DayE off ImpriSsanManT FroBiTe KaYm toO mye SeLL adN se
d LetZ BrayK ouTe OfF PriZaNn! Oh my GodD I sEd KanNotT doo ThAtT MitE gEtT
Kaugt! BuTt EvenNsHaly FrobItE KonvinCe mEe too Brak oWt oFf PriZzan Wiv
hiM. YEh! So MeE anD FroBItE DigeD a TunaL owT ofF priSzan Wiv sUm Spons NikEd
fRom KiChin! Yeah! Wen TuNeL WosS bigg enuFf wEe KrawLd owt ofF prisZan anD
GeSs wair tuNal Kaim Owt! Kaym outsId "SelLer 5" Ov LisunSe! YeH! frOBitE s
ed you doO itT Thiz tim! BuTt I waSs skarEd ButT I DiDd it EnnyWay. I puLled Ja
kkiT oVa hed Juzt Lick frObiTe diDd and ThenN i RaNn intOo ShoPpe and said GiV
Wizky adN Prorn KraKkas (woSs biTt Fedd uP Wiv Krizps) Mann BeHiDe Kownta Wass
PacKy I(hey, I didn't write this... - Slice)N anD sed Oh My GoD Wot I gooInG
to Doo Pleese downT hert me theNn he getT on HaNdSs anD Nees and I finkeD Hee
WasS gionG too Begg me noTt too ShoT hime ButT tHenNe HeE gEtt up fromE beni
De KowntRa adn hEe goTten Big guNn in HandZ! Oh my god wot I goOing too Doo
Plese DownTe HerT mee I skream but thenne he Pointid GuNn aTt me Adn I CakeD
Pnats! Oh my God guNn brok! Skream Packy Man and thennE he dropp gun Adn Gif
me loDEs oFf Muny Frome til. Fanx! i sed then I sed to Packy man I wud Lick
to by lotz of Wizky and Prorn KrakKaS PlizE. ThENne man Say I kAnot Here yu
cus yu GotTen Koat Ova Hed So thenNe I taik Kaot ov hed adn PacKy Man Sez I
no yor Mmu adn Dadd! Oh my GoD! ThennE paCky Mann getT GunN And SuDdanlee
GuNn NotT broK anny moR and thenN ManN PnoITId Gunn At Mee and Juzt Ass he
AboWt too puLLe TriGga FrobiTe Jmuped inToo ShopE and JmuppEd onN PackY manN
and PaKy maNn DropEd gUn! Oh My GodD! FrobiTe so BrilanTe! buTe THEne SiLy Pol
isMane Kumed anD Areztid Uss! OhMy GodD! BuTT tHenN KlevVa fRobItE grabeD G
unN oF Flor Adn ShOot StoOPid PolLisMane anD kiLed HiM! SuRvz hiMm riT foR
trynig toO arreZt mEe adN frObiTe! ThIsS Al i gOtTen too say - Noo MoR KomEntZ!
Confession deemed inadmissible as evidence - unable to comprehend this! .
.. .. . WTHE PINK PAPER CHRONICLES - Issue #1 Welcome to the first off
icial issue of PPC, after reading our exclusively released official documen
ts, you'll pleased to see this, the only publication dedicated totally to th
e infamous "OFFY ROBBERS". Now, a gang member known only as "OR2" tells us abou
t one of the gang's most memorable crimes... FiRst, i WnAt toO sAyE thAtT I
noTt soReY foUR WoT I DiDe waS Ns jSut HafiNg sum funN adN iF UtHAr PepaL Ka
nOt Sea tHa FuNn inN FiNgz iSs NotE mY forLT Me AnD FroBiTe diDd RobrIse FoRe
FunN anD FOuR WisKYe AnD KrizpZ anD ProRn KrAKkaSs adN fOR UtHEAr ThiNGZ azWe
Le anD NowE i gOnig tEL Yu aboWt SeFanTh Robry MEe AnD FroBitE Didded WaS L
azt Daye ofF KomuniTty SerVis (JuDgiZ DeEsiDeD WasS No Gud pUtEing mEe anD Fro
bitE in JaLe BeKuSE We KeEpT On ESkApINg And WoZ no YuSe soO mE And FroBite Wa
s GiVved Too hunDad HowErs KoMuNty SeRVESce) WeE WnEt to PALIs StaShan aDn Pa
liSmaNe TooK Uss tOo KlEaNERZ PlaISe Bigg FaTe wuman Kaym owT anDe Sed yu
kAn KumE KleeNiNk WiF MeE shEe tAkED Us INn Bigg Kra toO Bigg WaRHouZe ad
n WEe aLL StraTted KlenIng UPp buT SudDanLy WeE SaWed a Bigg TruKe onN SiD o
f TrUCke WaSs riTtan "THresHa" Oh mY GoDd! ThresHa IsS Bigg Ov LiSenSe! thEne K
leVva FroBite grab MoPp aDn then HeE HitTed WuMman Ova HEd wIf Mopp! OH mY GO
D! i Skremed buT FrObITe SayEd Be QuiTe! ThReEsHERE LoRy Woz Juzt AboWt toO leA
f WareHowz /wEn BriLanT fRoBiTe GrabeD On BAk of TruK and thenN HeE JmupeD O
nN HeE SaYEd QuiK HuRy UPp! Soo Thene I grAbed FroBite Hadn aNd JuMpT on Bake
ofF TruKE wiv FrobITe DRiVveD RoWNd A BiTt thEne TrUKk PuLed UpP Owt Sid Big
g ThReeshEr sHopE! KlEVa FroBite KwiKELY JuMPt Ov BaK ov TruKe aDn HitTed Dr
iVa Ova HEDd ReeL HaRDLey thEnNE FroBiTe PuTt on DriVaZ JakIT anD goEd inToo
Shopp I fOloWt hImE WUMan in ShopE Sed Yu NEWe Driva YEZ sEd FroBiTE tHeN
FroBite SaYed BoS SeZ Yu GoTt to Giv aLL BRadny Adn KRiZPZ Too MeE Adn My Asi
zTent Wee goT Tak bak to WArhouZ. Ar Yu Shor AbowTe ThaT Sed wuman thEne FroB
iTe SeD YEz DeFinatly Got tak bRnAdy ANd KripPs Bak TOo WarOuSe IfF NoTt g
oTt No BraDNy Cann HaV RuMm BuTe NotT WizKy HaDd EnUfF ofF WiSkY. FiNk WuMman
MusT hav goTten Bit suzpicos noWe CuZ shEe PrES ButoN AnD Big ALraM StrATted Rn
iging Oh My GoDd! i sed butT Ammazing KlEva froBite Sed WoT yu DioNg BoS Sed
hEe HaFfing PraTy atT Waroueze AnD Haf toO geTt BoOz fOre PaTry! WumMan Tr
unEd Ov ALLam! YeH! Then FrobIte gEtT LoTz ofF RuMm aND BrnAdy And LoDeS oFf
CriZpS And Puted inToO Truk. Drov Of Thenn reEL DriVa GetT upP and goed i
ntoO shope juzt as wEe drivving awAy Go FaZT! sed to FroBItE soo FroBiTe go
ed Fazt! Yeh! Afta a biTt PoLLiS ChAsseD Afta uz aNd geSs wot hapanEd! Wee Dr
iVVed oFfe Raod Aggen! Sily FRoBiTe! TruK got no Ari-bag Eetha soO wEe ShmAsh
Ed HedZ on DasHBraoD bUtT not Mater BeCUZe WeE gotT no BriaN! AnYwAye, in p
oLiskra was uvva frenid (nayme confidenshul), sow aLL dRnak boOZ and ayt Kri
zps togevva! More from the "OFFY ROBBERS" next issue! ... .. . WTHE PIN
K PAPER CHRONICLES - Issue #2 Welcome to the second issue of PPC!!! After the
success of Issue #1 of this, the controversial publication about the infamous
"OFFY ROBBERS", we wanted to give you the second issue as quickly as possible
... ... Now, here's "OR2" with more recollections... HowZ ItT gioNg mYe KL
oo FAnNes DiDaNt ReliSe i waSs a Stra! IsS nisE! NoWe i gonig teEL yU aBowt A
yTEenF roBry MeE And BezT BuDY fRObIte DiDded WasS notT VarRy gud RobrY Now
i TeLE Wyh. WaSs Siting aTt HoamE wOtChiNg TeLiVisANe Wiv FroBitE DRiKNig BR
adNy ANd EetiNg PoRke SkraChINGS (FroMe RoBaRIe 17) and TheNe RanN outE of Bo
Oz! Oh my GODd! i sed BoOze gon! PorK scRaChiNgz GonN toO sed FrobiTe TheNn
wEe wnet oWt And WlakEd Arown ForR a BiTTe TheN KleVva frObiTe havEd KleVa
idEr FrobIte Sed Letz Doo ANuvVa RoBry Oh my godDe! i skremmed frObiTe sO
w cleavEr! thEn WlakEd aLong Raod aNde Kame akroZe... Yu gest it! Ov LisNEs Y
eh! WeL AcKshuLLy WoZ CwicK Saive shoPpe bUtTe WeE KlEvva and KnoWed ABowt
'Licker Sav ' soO wE woz juSTe Abowt toO gOo in WheNn MaNn KamE aDn sed SoRy
WEe KloSsiNg Oh My GoDd i crid butT klEva Frobite Sed NotT matTere WeE kuD Ra
Mm-rad inStEed! Yeh! So Wnet Awaye FoRr biTt LuKiLy I broUgTh FavRite
SkrewdrivVa sOo WoSs ReLLy eaZy tO PnicH Kra. juZt grabed SkrewDriVva and
ShmasheD Wnidow Rnig Rnigg Oh my goddE Kra GoT ALLram Aggen. NotT Mater yuse T
oo ALLrams buye nOw, frObitE juzt shuVved uPp ButoKS. NoWe rnig reLLy QuiTe
soW nOboDdy KUd hEre itT I driVved Kra thIzZ tim AnD goT to QwiCk Sav LiKer Sa
Iv aNd DriVved Kra fRu Wnidow Eazy Ass Pye! ALLam Goed Of So haf to Be Kwik get
T sherie aNd MiNni ChEdDasS i SkreMmed wen frObiTe RunEd inToO ShopP NoTt
LiK MinNie CheDas Sedded Frobite geT DArriTOeS thENNe i showtid Ok Sed Fro
bite frobite grAbBed ShEriey theNne LOoked Rownd forR DarritOEs BuTt thEnne
NReLiAsEd LiKker SavIe Sepparat from KuIKe SaiVe Oh my goDd! Wot GioNg to
O dOo Hury UpP i skremmed weE HaF ToO RaMm-RiAd KwiKE Sav ToO gETt DarIToZ F
roBite LaodeDd ShEry intOo Kra And DrivvEd kra Throgh Wnidow OfF QiK SIave
then Frobite WneT inN ShopP and FounT DariTOEz anD Grabed LoDes of Daritos a
DN put DarRiTToS in kra BuTt Then SeKRUtty gurad Kaim adn sed wot thEe heL yu
Diong geting daritoSs i sed but thEnN SeKrUitY GurAD HitTed FroBite Ova He
d Wif trunChan oh My godD! ckwiK driV AwayE sed Frobite so drov awWay reEl k
wikly bak toO MY plaIcE KwiK GeTt rid OfF EvviDanse sed Frobite sO mEe and fr
oBIte eTted LoDes ofF dEriTToS Adn DrINked SheRieY rEeL Kwikly butT maIde UZ
Sik so thenN Woz Sik thenE etTed Sum moR Adn Drnak sum Mor ShEIrRie Woz on la
st Pak of DarRitoEs Wen PalisEManNE SHmasHed Dor oV HouS DowN Oh my Godd! I skr
emMed LoOX LiK JaLE Or KomuNty Servis Aggen! "OR2" returns next issue! ..
. .. . WTHE PINK PAPER CHRONICLES - Issue #3 Here it is! The third thrilli
ng issue of PPC... we continue our own series with more exclusive revelations
from "OR2", member of the mass robbers and murderers the "OFFY ROBBERS". So, h
ere he is - "OR2"..... Ya no isS nOtT soO BaT iNn JaYl, speShLy noWe I
riTtiNg fOre Pnik PaPper KronNikals - EdDitEr AranEgeD FoRr mE tOo gEtT Wizky
aDn KripPS InN seL HaVviNge SeDded ThatT, DonuT No Wyh Thay PuTed MeE iNn PR
iSzen - Lik arlrEdy sEd Juzt DiDd RoBriSs ForR BiTt oFf FuN aNd MUrdaSs woz
juzt axiDanTs juzt PraRt Of ThA FunN! NoW i gonig TeeL yEar aBoWte TEwnTY Se
Ccnad RoBery wen Nyoo MeMba JOiNT gnag! Woz NYoo yOu 1994-59 aDn Woz ATt frObi
TeS hOuZ HaVvinGe ReEL KLoo PratTy - WaSs griLs adN EvVerFing. (On TeEly ofF
corz) WoS havVing WildE TYmE WochIng VIdDoEZ oFf ToTz V.T. aDn PLAyBuSs Is
s VeRry EduKaShEnaL PrOwgrame WeE WasS SitiNge onN SeTtEy ADn thEnN NotiSse
d SumfInk RuBing OnN ButOks (wosS NAkid - had biN wnaking Ova PLaIBUSe - Tlod
yu WaSs WiLDe Praty!) aDn puted haDn Downe to SeE wot wosS rubinG on Butoks -
wOsS DariToz Pakit from RobRy 18! Oh my GoDd! Bezt befrOrE ende DismembEr 94
sed OnN DariTOEwz PaKcATE LuKed Ate woch, Wot Tyme wotch say i sed Kleva f
robite wErKed owy waS 1157 mpm Oh mY goDd eAt DaritoSs i skremMed No sed
frobite woSs saving - iSs lazt pakit ofF snaX in hows! woz toO layte - I klo
o duD NoO MesIng Abowt HaDd ALredy eEted DerItos yeh! NoOoOo! froBite ScreMed!
Wot we gonig DoO Duno i sed AsS i woshed Downe deritOZe wiv lazt botul
oFf Wizky from roBiery ninTen. Erm Wot we gonid do duno i sed sat finking forR
biTte then Kleva frobite sed i goTteN idEre wot i sed do anuvaEr roBiary! Oh my
godD i sed soO i puTed sum kloveS on thenN wEe Wnet outE neEd kra sed frobi
te wot giong doO i sed theNn froBite sed got nuvvA idIA FamMly neksT doRe g
oTten tOo litTal grils wEe kan pnich there BiKs yeh! so wnet nekst dOor Adn
brok intOo shEed adn pniched bikEz woz a bit smaLL butE noT maTter we riDed
toO S+M Ov LiSenSe theNn frobite seD yU dOo it theNN notiSsed Iz tWnety-foRe-h
Ower Ov LisnEnse. oh my goDD i sed you sckarred sed frobite noO i sed so wnet
in shopP sed Oy biTCh (woz fELing reEL TufF) giv MarTiNny and KripPs she
E givved matrIny then sed wot FlaVva krips yu want enNy flava! i sed so wumMa
b geTted wun paKk ofF eEch FLAVVA WONT MOR THANN WON PAkKit ofF eEch, BITCHE
! I sed. I fink yu beter leve shop before i korl paLlise sed wumman fok ov b
itch i sed (i ReEL tuFf DoOd) ThEnne I KLImEd ova kownta and hiTTed BiCh ova he
d wiv martiny boTtal LukiLy BotAL MaNnejed toO noCk owt biche wivowt Evan
ShmashiNge yeh! theNn I grabed loTz of SmoOcy BaKoen Kripps and MaTrInny Adn
raNNed owt ofF shoPe. StyUpid IdEot scKreMMEd Frobite not Lick SmoKkY BaKo
Ne KripS getT ChEz aDn Union oh my gOdd I skremmed thenN rAnned bake intoO s
hOpP wuMman wasS not NoCked owte ProPaLLy woz stanDiNge Up aggen! Kan change
these cripps fOre CheSs aDn Unnion plEese YEs sed wumman. ThEnne ReLisEd wo
Ss notT wuman wasS funy loking BaLck Man . yu wnat druggs sed man no fanx i s
ed, gott kripps. HaFf TOo gEtT riDe oFff drUggz sed man wy i sed PaLLise Kumin
sed MaN FeLt SoRey fOre Man - i no wot iSs Lik to BeE chAsSed by PallisEma
nes. Wot is drUggs i sed cokE sed man. FANx can drnik cOke wiv maRtiNNy! i sed
iSs PePPsY No KOkane! sed manN oh my goDd seen viDos at Skool abowt thaT
t! MAix brIan explod buTt notT maTta goTt no BriAn ennYway man giVved DroG
s toO me Adn i tooked druges owt Nto frobitE theNN wnet tOo getT oNn BiKs
ButT frObite fELLed bik intoO muDD wnet on Fase adn hanDes suDdanly paLlise
mans Kamed and grabed frobite yu drugg dEela sed paliseman. Not! Sed frObit
e I juzt Bin robing ov lisense yu not fOoL Uz sed PaliSEMAne wEe gotT desKri
PSHUN of BaLKc MaNNE juzt abowt heAr and herd woz drUge Delear wot abowt yu
sed PoliSmaNe pownting ate me. i robed ov lisens i sed then policmanN serched
me adn fownd Peppsy druggs i arrezting yu for poseshun ov cLaS A druge polis
maNe sed to Me oh my goD! got areztid notT eveN foRr robry! PoLis sed to Fro
bite yu under arezt forR dEeLing kLAz A dRugg thENn sed tOo me i truzt thIss
for year OwNe yuse No probly wud haf soldE it! i sed (I rEALLy HoNnist guyE!
) vErry WeLL seD Palisman tOo meE I arezt YOu forR inTEMPT Ov DeeLiNg KLaz a
DrUges. Oh My GoDD! TheNN haF KLEva IdeaR i sed Yu wnat sum MaRtiNNY Po
lishMan sed giV MAtTinry noW! ThenNe PoLiSNMa drnak BoTtaL ofF MrAtTiny Re
eL KwiCKly theNn aNUver BoTtaLLe ThEnE AnuvEr! PaliSeMan gud drNIKA! Gud eEa
tEr toO! AteE 5 baggz oV ChEsS aDn Union in kwik tyme (kud NoTt tyme how Lnog -
kaNot ReEd wotch) i sed Yu wnat JOinE gnag WeE KnIcK LotZ oFf Wizky And Kri
zpz adn MaBiLu adn MaRtINnEy adn Bradny Adn ProRn KRAKasS and LoDes UvVa Stu
Ff! YeaH! sed PoliSmAn! Wot year name I sed. PC Dave sed PalisMan.... See yo
u next issue! ROBBER CHRONICLES W ---------------------- By BThree/
DS Slice sez one day in a boring physicsW POOH GOES APESHIT W
----------------- By BA.A. MilneN I(erm - Slice) From BBAD MAG #3
Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood. The trees whispered
to each other as the wind rustled their leaves. Under a large oak tree, there l
ived Pooh bear. From inside Pooh's house, there came a steady bang...bang...
bang!, that was making his honey jars rattle on the sideboard. The light came
through the window, and in the evening sun Pooh raised the axe once more and
brought it down on the tattered remains of Christopher Robin. "Why...won't....
he...fit..." puffed Pooh to himself as the axe came down once more. There was a
small pile of earth, and a hole next to it, which Pooh had hidden with his
favourite rug. Christopher Robin, selfish prat that he was, didn't quite fi
t in the hole Pooh had dug, so instead of making it wider he had decided
to hack Christopher Robin's legs off. "A far more sensible idea", thought Poo
h, and hummed a little song to himself as he cut the last tendon and rammed the
rest of the body in the hole, finally covering it up with the rug. "Always
too bossy", thought Pooh, "Always too bossy, always grabbing me by the paw an
d saying Come on Pooh let's have an adventure' or Pooh you are silly!' in that
affected cutesy spoilt brat voice, and his stupid little shorts - bastard!"
Pooh had waited all afternoon for Christopher Robin to come around, humming
a little tuneless song to himself whilst gazing blankly into the fire and fondl
ing the oaken handle of the axe. When C.R. had finally turned up, squeaking i
n his child-actor voice "Come on Pooh! Open Up!", Pooh had answered the door no
rmal as anything, talked about the weather, and then went to the cupboard an
d fetched the axe. While C.R. had sat there, prattling on about what a silly be
ar Pooh was and how he had very little brain (which wound Pooh up no end) Po
oh had raised the axe high and brought it down with a satisfying thud on Chri
stopher Robin's skull, cleaving it virtually in two, with just some muscle f
ibre in place to keep the pieces upright, and freezing C.R's eyes wide in
horror that Pooh, lovable Pooh, could do such a thing! Pooh giggled a little
and wiped some saliva from his mouth with a shaky paw. Then Pooh, calm as anyt
hing, had mopped up the blood, washed the axe and begun to dig the hole. Pig
let had wondered why Pooh had not called for him that morning, to have his t
ea and biscuits, and so he decided to visit Pooh instead. He admired the
evening sun, blood red, and listened to the birds singing. Pooh watched him ge
t nearer and nearer, and plugged in the drill. Piglet had no time to realis
e what had happened - the drill pierced his skull, sending a beautiful fountai
n of blood all over Pooh's orange hide. He rubbed the blood in and all over him
self, licking, licking, always licking. Then he pulled Piglet inside and put h
im in the cupboard. The syringe lay on the sideboard, and Pooh pick Ned it up,
paws shaking and sweating, and filled it full of solution of the funny white
powder that had been given to him by a strangely spaced-out Rabbit. It was
a strange effect at first, and Pooh thought he had seen many strange thin
gs, but then experienced a euphoric feeling of power. It made him irritable,
and C.R. and Piglet had everything that was coming to them, no doubt at all.
When night had fully fallen, Pooh dragged the bodies out and buried them in a m
akeshift grave. "Adios, dear friends'", Pooh giggled, "Things are going to
change around the 100-acre wood now I'm in charge" he laughed hysterically and
went indoors. The next day Tigger and Roo made their way happily to Pooh's h
ouse, to see if he knew where C.R. and Piglet were, as no-one had seen them s
ince yesterday. They were sure Pooh would know, as he had had tea with Piglet y
esterday and was meant to be playing Pooh-sticks with C.R. in the morning. W
hen they reached Pooh's house the door was wide open and Pooh was nowhere to be
seen. Tigger and Roo looked inside Pooh's house and noticed a large hole i
n Pooh's floor and a notice was stuck on the wall with a large blob of congeal
ing honey "OWT CHAGIN THE DRAGGN" (spelling had never been one of Pooh's s
trong points). "That's odd", though Tigger, "there are no dragons in the 100-ac
re wood only heffalumps. What IS that silly bear up to now" Not even Tigger
would have imagined what Pooh was up to at that moment. That morning Pooh h
ad woken with a splitting headache and a rather snotty nose. So he had taken a
large dose of the white powder and a little while later had a brilliant
idea! He left the house with a container marked INSECTICIDE in big red letters.
He took the container and went to Eeyor's favourite patch of thistles. "This
will serve that manic depressive donkey right" laughed Pooh aloud, "always che
ating at Pooh-sticks, cheats never prosper", Pooh said to himself. Then he h
id behind a tree to watch the unsuspecting Eeyore eat himself to death - sheer
poetic justice thought Pooh as he dumped the nearly dead body of Eeyore in th
e same grave as C.R. and Piglet - "Shouldn't cheat should you", shouted Pooh
as Eeyore's eyes stared with disbelief - "You're lucky I didn't chop you up
into little bits and feed you to Tigger!", laughed Pooh manically, before he c
overed the makeshift grave over. Pooh didn't return to the house until dinn
er time as he was totally spaced out all morning. So when he returned to his h
ouse he was in an awful mood and all he needed to make him absolutely mad was
the sight of Tigger and Roo bouncing up and down outside his house singing "b
ouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, the wonderful....". "'Wonderful'", tho
ught Pooh aloud, "My foot, you'd think the writer of this shitty story could
think up better lyrics for a song than that, and to think, they released the
soundtrack album on cassette and CD a lot of people are going to get ripped
off." This lightened Pooh's mood somewhat, but the respite was brief. "Wh
at was that you said", asked Roo. "God does he never stop asking pathetic qu
estions", Pooh thought furiously, "I'm going to have to deal with these prats a
s well. Is there no-one in this place with intelligence apart from me" Pooh
asked despairingly. Pooh felt himself extremely lucky as Roo had to go home
for his afternoon sleep and that left Tigger at his mercy. Even better, Tigge
r suggested that himself and Pooh go and play Pooh-sticks Pooh had smiled slyl
y as an idea formed in his overactive brain, and agreed - "What an opportunity
", Pooh whispered to himself as he followed the innocent Tigger to the bridge.
Once on the bridge, and the rather pointless game of Pooh-sticks was underw
ay, Pooh thought he'd much rather push his stick up Tigger's arse, rather
than throwing it into the stream. Tigger was leaning over the side of the
bridge looking for his stick. So he did not see Pooh's wide horrific gr
in as he outstretched his arms and moved toward Tigger with the intent of p
ushing the stupid cat into the stream - "Cats hate water, tee hee, he'll drown
." There was a loud splash as Tigger hit the water and started to struggle
as his head was covered by water, he gulped and choked. Pooh was holding on to
the rail of the bridge and jumping up and down with excitement and was joyousl
y shouting at the drowning Tigger. "Why", spluttered Tigger as he slowly sta
rted to turn blue with the co Nld, which Pooh found hysterical, after all a
blue Tigger How absolutely silly. "I'll tell you why you bastard", screamed
Pooh, "It serves you right, hiding behind doors and jumping out, and scaring
the shit out of people." But Tigger did not hear Pooh's answer as he was alre
ady floating downstream face down in the water, dead - "Good riddance", laughe
d Pooh, and looked at his watch, "Still time to get that little dick head Roo
before he wakes up." Pooh sneaked to the sleeping form of Roo's mum and saw
Roo's ear poking out of her pouch - "Now I've got you, you little git", Po
oh thought, smiling, as he threaded a needle with extra strong cotton. He was
jolly grateful for Piglet's sewing lessons now, because he would be able to
sew up Roo nice and tightly, so he would not be able to get out and his mum wo
uld not be able to rescue him. So very slowly and carefully Pooh began to s
ew Roo into his pouch and thereby suffocating the annoying idiotic twit. Afte
r the deed was done Pooh made his way back to his house wondering how Roo's mu
m would take the death of Roo. Badly, hoped Pooh, as he began to cough u
ncontrollably and felt general nausea overcome him. By the time Pooh got
home he had puked up several times and was very desperate for some more of t
he white solution. He trembled as he picked up the syringe and gave himself the
remaining amount. An awfully large amount, one might say, for a small little b
ear like Pooh. In fact too much, Pooh died of an overdose, but he died with a
smile on his face he was dreaming that he was the only teddy bear made with a
willy and dreamed how he surprised Eeyore one day - but that's a story for
another day. THE END POOHBEAR$$$POOHBEA
RUSDW ----------------- By BA.A. MilneN I(erm - Slice) From BBAD
MAG #3 Everhe remaining amount. An awfully large amount, one might say, for
a small little bear like Pooh. In fact too much, Pooh died ofWTHE ADVENTURES O
F BORIS IN BOREDOM LAND W--------------------------------------- By BSlice/D
S BPart Two - Reaching the Sremal Tribe - mix '96 "Oh *dish*!" Boris cri
ed, as his seaplane took a dive. He looked out of the cockpit window to fin
d out that his ex-wife had entered the plane and ate the left wing. "Woh
woh!" he cried, as he tried to pilot the ramshackle machine. He was curr
ently 5 miles off the village of the Sremal tribe according to his map. That me
ans he was around 5 miles off the lake where he was to land. There were no
visible lakes in the vicinity, and the plane was coming down fast.... "Beryl,
you *lady*! I'll kill you!" he screamed at his ex-wife. "No need to," she re
plied. "What" Beryl took a bottle of sulphuric acid out of her pocket and
glugged it all down. After a quick "gak" she croaked it, and fell off the plane
. "Haha! Free of the old hag at last!" Boris exclaimed, as he returned t
o the controls. The seaplane went into a spin before crashing into some giant r
edwoods at 180 miles per hour. "WOARGH!!!!" Boris yelled as he was flung fr
om the seaplane, arms flailing. He landed on his stomach in a bog. "Bleh!" Bo
ris uttered, before he fell asleep. His dreams were nice. He dreamt of Keef!
and fluffy ducks. It was dark when Boris awoke. He checked his Timex indiglo
watch and found out that the time was 5 30am. He also found out that he
hadn't been paid to advertise the aforementioned watch. He picked himsel
f up from the bog and trudged his way to the seaplane. The seaplane was
30 feet above Boris, at a 45 degree angle. Boris decided to climb the tree,
get all the supplies needed, and get out. And that's what he proceeded to d
o. After cleaning himself up, Boris consulted his map. Around 5 miles fr
om his target. He moved on. It all went fine for the first hour, but then d
isaster struck! He came face to face with a giant, evil, blood sucking, mut
ha*crush*ing mosquito! I Nt was 10 inches long. The mosquito was 7 inches l
ong. Boris backed away as the mosquito advanced. Suddenly the mosquito utte
red the words "I'll help you in your quest... but won't die by eating bad
dates. I hope not, anyway!" After the initial shock, Boris introduced himsel
f and described the mission. It turns out that the mosquito, whose name is Bert
, is a close friend of the Sremal tribe chief, known as Trubelmayka, and one of
the tribal elders, Aamsssthroalde. Bert continued on.. "the only problem is
is that the whole tribe love to engage in a battle of wits with each other, so
metimes with disasterous results." * I(And who would do that, Malf - Slice)N
* Suddenly..... "Woah!" cried Boris, as a rope tightened around his
foot. *sheeeeck*!" he yelled, as he found out that he was hanging upside down
by his foot in a tree. "*Freak*!" said Bert. "What" "It's the *damn* No
punonthenaym tribe. They're cannibals and unless you get out of that rope atta
ched to yer foot they're gonna appear and take you away to eat you." "Aren'
t you going to do anything" Boris was quite annoyed by now. "I could sing you
a *dish*y song. Would that help" "Is it the best you can offer" "Yeah, I
think so." "Well do it." "Okay, let me think. Ah, got one. You ready T
here was an adventurer named Boris Who went on a mission But was beated to s
ubmission by savages And was ate. You want another one" "No!" "Oh
come on! I've got a really good one here!" "Alright." "Haha Get down y
ou *freak*head You fell into my trap You smelly little *dish* I work for t
he Nopunonthenaym tribe In return for me luring you to this spot They give m
e lots of your blood And you die Rot in hell Want another one" "Was t
he last song true" "Yes." "Oh *freak*!" Boris yelled as he fumbled with th
e rope. Suddenly some tribal dudes came out of the bushes. One blew hard into
a blowpipe and a dart soon left it. "Ohhhhh *dish*!" Boris muttered to hims
elf, as the dart entered his rear and he drifted off into a deep sleep... .
.. .. . BORIS Hey! It's the end of part 2 and I haven't yet reached the Sre
mal tribe, and the title states that I do! SLICE You have reached the Sremal
tribe! Who d'ya think the tribal dudes were BORIS The Nopunonthenaym tribe. SL
ICE No! Boris sort of got rescued. BORIS Thank God for that! Hey, since you w
rite this can you fix it for me so that I find the eggwhisk in some tribal hu
t and I'm presented with lots of cash so I'm set up for life SLICE Yes I can.
But I won't. BORIS Do it or I won't be in the next episode. SLICE Is that a t
hreat BORIS Yeah. SLICE Okay, you'll be in the start of the next episode but
not anywhere else. I'll write you out of the script. You will die in the most
horrible way. First, the Sremal tribe will cut off your arms s-l-o-w-l-y. T
hen you'll be shackled to the wall and a cauldron of boiling hot sulphuric ac
id will... BORIS No! Stop! Come on, I was only joking... of course I'll d
o the next episode. SLICE Well done. ... .. . The *swearing* in this e
pisode was bought to you by ITV and BBC in conjunction with the films Beverl
y Hills Cop and Robocop... swearing copyright 1993/1994 Crap Censoring Produ
ctions UK... dubbing copyright 1993/1994 Cheesy Dubbers Ltd. To win a copy o
f CENSORED KLASSIKS (U), CCPUK's new video clip selection, just answer this qu
estion BWhy me Answers on a postcard please to this address Crap Censor
ing Productions UK 10 Boredom Avenue Crap estate Milton Keynes Brazil South
America Earth Milky Way E1 MW0 Entries MUST reach CCPUK by tonight so get
scribbling! ----------------- Part Two - Reaching the Sremal Tribe "O 1993
/1994 Crap Censoring Productions UK... dubbing copyright 1993/1994 Cheesy Dubbe
rs Ltd. To win a copy of CENSORED KLASSIKS (U), CCPUK's new video clip sele
ction, just answer this question BWhy me Answers on a postcard please to
this addW THE D TEAM W ---------- By BSlice/DS
Some people may say that this article is a gay bashing article. Well it isn'
t. In fact, the only way it could be construed as offensive to homosexuals is
that the FuCKWiT SYSTeM members are portrayed as being gay. Hmm, maybe I should
write the article in German, instead... ... .. . Unfortunately the B(ore
) Team were killed in February 1996 when they were locked in a warehouse that d
idn't contain any equipment, so they N were unable to escape and therefore mo
wn down by a drug barons henchmen. After placing an advertisment in HOT MEN
MONTHLY (Hannibal's fave periodical) for a new "A-Team", I received three repl
ies. One from the real A-Team (from Face Man, in fact), which I turned down
because they are a "serious" outfit, and the other two were from Davy Crooked
/FuCKWiT SYSTeM, saying that he and the other FuCKWiT SYSTeM members (TICK,
Porn, Keef!, Joynt) would be only too happy to help. And so THE D(UNCE) TEAM w
as born... WFILE #213 WTHE CASE OF THE MISSING DILDO BSCENE ONE gang hide
out (treehouse in Keef!'s back garden), Dublin BThe time 11pm BPresent Jonyt,
Porn, Davy JOYNT Where the "FUCK" is TICK Wos "SUPPOSED" to get refreshments!
He left two "HOURS" ago!!!.... DAVY Should be good, then! (KEEF! appears
carrying a laptop (computer, that is)) DAVY Let the fun begin... (KEEF! sh
oves disc in drive. PORN TETRIS (HACKED) is written on the label) KEEF! TICK
may be a while... something's up. Well, to be precise, not up. JNOTY Oh aye
(JOTYN smiles) DAVY Shit. PORN Maybe he needs some help, eh (PORN grabs a
huge black spiky dildo and leaves the treehouse) KEEF! 'Tis loaded! (DAVY
plays the game whilst JTNOY and KEEF! gratify themselves) KEEF! Hot men! Yea
h! JOTYN Is that Mr. Big-Nutz!..... BSCENE TWO Keef!'s bedroom, Dublin BThe
time 1105pm BPresent TICK (TICK kneels over a bucket, trying to ge
t an erection. PORN appears brandishing the huge spiky dildo) PORN Can
I help TICK Yea! (PORN rams dildo up TICK's arse) BSCENE THREE Police Pat
rol Car, Springfield Drive BThe time 1105pm BPresent PC Dave, PC Steve PC D
AVE (to radio) Suspected homosexual activity, we're going in. (the twosome le
ave the car and make their way to the treehouse) BSCENE FOUR gang hideout (tr
eehouse in Keef!'s back garden), Dublin BThe time 1108pm BPresent Davy, Keef!,
Jynot (DAVY is avidly playing the hacked PORN TETRIS, drooling at the sight
of the hot men doing their stuff on the screen) DAVY If only I could get on
to the last level for once... (KEEF! gets JNOYT on all fours and starts pumpi
ng him) JNTYO Wait! Wait! Keef! KEEF! What JONYT Can we do it a bit faster
this time KEEF! Sure! OJNTY Keef! You're "SO" gud!!.... KEEF! You're so good
as well! JTONY Keef! Keef! Nearly their! KEEF! Ah! JTNOY Continue! KEEF! Urg
h! JNOYT Yeah! Yeah! KEEF! MURGH! (KEEF! and OTJNY fall asleep. Shy boy DAV
Y starts whacking his meat, waking the twosome up) DAVY Seeing as you two
are awake, one of you hand me my favourite dildo. KEEF! Sure! What does it look
like DAVY Black, spiky, big. (KEEF! and JNTOY search for DAVY's dildo) J
YNTO Cannot "FIND" it!!........... DAVY Shit shit shit!! KEEF! Can you do me t
his time Tonyj JYNOT Fookin' can!!........ (TONJY starts to do KEEF! DAVY c
ontinues to bash his bishop. Suddenly PC DAVE and PC STEVE burst in) PC S
TEVE You're under arrest. ONYTJ Done "NOTHING" rong!......... PC DAVE You're J
OYNT for Christ's sake, being born was your crime! KEEF! What about me PC DAVE
I read Amstard Traction, okay KEEF! Shit they've got me. PC STEVE Damn right
we have. Same about you! (PC STEVE points to DAVY) DAVY Awe, fuck. (TIC
K and PORN enter, carrying a bucket full of their collective jizz) TICK We've
brought the refreshments! (TICK and PORN's smiles fade (...)) PC STEVE Yo
u're all under arrest! TICK But... but... PC STEVE No buts, asshole. DAVY 'Ce
pt mine! I've always wanted a cop! Come here! PC STEVE You sick bastard. PORN
(to TICK) NOW! (PORN and TICK throw the spunk bucket at the policemen) PC
STEVE Argh! PC DAVE Hey! This tastes good! (THE D TEAM run out of the treeho
use. PC STEVE follows suite) PC STEVE Are you coming or what PC DAVE In what
sense (PC STEVE falls asleep due to the lame gag) BSCENE FIVE A park in D
ublin BThe time 1120pm BPresent Davy, Keef!, Toynt, Porn, TICK KEEF! Thank
God we lost 'em! Quick thinking TICK and Porn! JTOYN I think they deserve a goo
d bum-burgling for that! (KEEF! starts pumping TICK, YNOTJ does the same to P
ORN) KEEF! Ah shit! TICK What KEEF! There's a fucking spiky dildo up your a
rse. (DAVY leaps to TICK's arse) DAVY It's mine! (DAVY pulls it free an
d lovingly kisses it) DAVY Hurrah! YJNOT Case "CLOSED", arsehed!!!..........
......................... eam were killed in Februa NW THE FROG THAT AT
E MY EAR W ------------------------ A LITTLE STORY BY BDREAMERN OF BT
GS/CRT INSPIRED BY BSLICEN OF BDONUT SYSTEMN (JUST READ TRIBAL MAG 4) It was
a sunny Sunday when I walked around in my home city. I was going to visit my m
um 'cause it was her birthday and I just wanted to buy some flowers now. I wa
nted to buy fortytwo flowers, to be exact. Well, I walked over the streets,
trying to escape from the cars. Then I realized the pavement and walked there. I
had nearly reached the flower-shop when I saw it. It was big. It was green. A
nd it stared at me. It had magical powers and forced me only with its mind
to follow it. But then a starship crashed onto it and so I continued going t
o the flower-shop. I bought seven roses, three tulips, twentythree marguer
ites, eight buttercups and a thistle. My mother loves thistles. My father was
a thistle, for example. Well, I paid for the flowers and left the shop. Outs
ide I took a laser-gun which was lying next to the crashed starship. I just tho
ught that it could be useful. I went to the bus-station, waited two or three
hours and then realized that there was no bus-station in the city so I went
back home and sat in my car. I tried to drive my car on the street, but the
street tried to escape. It never liked my beautiful sports-car, and it neve
r told me why. Well, I went for a rope, threw it and hit the street so it
fainted. Then I drove away. I was driving for about ten or eleven hours
and two minutes when one of my tyres exploded. But I didn't care because
it was the spare tyre. Well, it would have been better if I had cared. Out of
the tyre there jumped a frog onto my shoulder and bit into my ear. I trie
d to slash the frog, but it jumped up and down and left and right and nort
h and south and east and west and I always missed it. I took my baseball bat an
d tried again to slash it, but it just took lots of baseballs out of its
rucksack and threw them onto the bat. Well, I made two home-runs, but I still
wasn't able to hit the frog. I took out my laser gun and shot, but although
I hit the frog it didn't do much harm to it because it had used a very
good sun-tan lotion. I masked myself, ripped off my shirt, drank some whiske
y and took out my rambo-ultra-heavy-machine-gun. But then I realized that I'd
forgot the ammunition. Then I asked the frog why it bit my ear and it said
"Because it tastes very good." Then it pulled off my ear and jumped away.
I turned the radio on and drove away, towards the sunset. I heard the scre
am of a vulture. Well, my mum's birthday-party was great, and she was real
ly glad about the thistle. OF TGS/CRT INSPIRED BY SLIC myself, ripped off
my shirt, drank some whiskey and took out my rambo-ultra-heavy-machine-gun.
But then I realized that I'd forgot the ammunition. Then I asked the frog
why it bit my ear and it said "Because it tastes very good." Then it W
HACKING UNIX W ------------ Written by the Weazle, (H
ackers Hideout on Hackernet BBS) From H-Net Magazine From BBAD MAG #3N (cough)
... .. . You've got the login' prompt - what now Try the following ID'
s and passwords- ID Password -- -------- root
root sysman sysman admin admin sysadmin sys
admin (or admin) unix unix uucp uucp (or comms) rje
rje guest guest demo demo daemon daemo
n sysbin sysbin (or bin) bin bin games games (
or player) Some of these ID's might not even need a password - in that ca
se you will go straight through to the $' prompt when you have entered the ID!!
Some of you might be thinking that the above accounts would be the most li
kely ones for any hackers to try and therefore the system manager of a UNIX
system would put a password on such accounts or at least change passwords to s
omething a little less obvious - well I would think that too - but it is surpr
ising what percentage of systems you can get into by trying out the above accou
nts. I don't know why the System Managers haven't done anything about these a
ccounts, it is probably the old British attitude of it will never happen to o
ur system' - it can and probably will! And dont think that it is only the sma
ll companies that don't do very much about the security of their UNIX systems -
NI logged onto a BT Unix computer (on a freephone/toll-free number I mig
ht add) with no ID's or passwords so I just started using some of the ones l
isted above - none of the ones that I used worked - I was just about to give
up when I thought that I would try one last ID and Password before disconn
ecting and throwing the number away. I didn't think for one moment that the I
D that I was going to try would work, after all it was one of British Teleco
ms UNIX machines - and of course they would be really strict about security
and things like that, but I will go ahead and try it anyway...- loginsysman
passwordsysman $ I nearly fell off my chair when I got through on thi
s account and to the $' UNIX prompt, how could British Telecoms computer secu
rity be so lax Who cares, I was in! - and there was no password on the SU com
mand!!! There is a list of default passwords in this issue and continuous upda
tes on Hackernet BBS. If none of these accounts let you in then try obvious
things like first names (paul,john,steve,etc.), try using the ID who' whic
h on some systems will at the login' prompt tell you who else is on (useful c
lues for hackers!) or see if there are any clues on the logon screen eg "Welc
ome to British Telecoms RACE computer" you would try things like race,race or b
tr/engineer, est. ok When you have logged onto a UNIX system, you should alwa
ys do the following $ who -u $ ps -ef $ ps -u root This prints out who
is on, who is active, what is going on and what they are doing at the moment
, everything in the background, and so on. If you are calling the UNIX syst
em for the first time you should enter the following - $ grep /etc/pass
wd This command will output to your screen parts of the passwd' userlist
. The ones that we are interested in are the ones like this - paul33232343ra
ce user/usr/paul i.e. the ones with ' after the username (paul in this case)
. What this means is that the user paul does not need a password to log on - f
unnily enough it is usually such accounts that have the highest level of access
! Also do this $ find / -name "*log*" -print This lists out all the fil
es with the name log' in it. If you do find a process that is logging what you
do, or an odd log file, change it as soon as you can. If you think someone ma
y be looking at you and you don't want to leave (Useful for school/college o
r university computers) then go into something that allows shell breaks (VI fo
r example), or use redirection to your advantage $ cat /etc/passwd That p
uts cat' on the ps, not cat /etc/passwd'. If you're running a setuid proces
s, and don't want it to show up on a ps (Not a very nice thing to have happ
en), then $ supershell # exec sh (Runs the setuid shell (supershell) and
puts something over' it. You may also want to run sh' again if you are nerv
ous, because if you break out of an exec'ed process, you die. Neat, huh
BImproving your id Firstly, you should issue the command $id The system
will then tell you your uid and euid. This is useful for checking on setuid p
rograms to see if you have root euid privs. Also, do this $ find / -perm
-4000 -exec /bin/ls -lad "" Yes, this finds and does an extended lis
t of all the files that have the setuid bit on them, like /bin/login, /bin/pas
swd, and so on. If any of them look nonstandard, play with them, you never
can tell what a will do to them sometimes. Also, if any are writeable and e
xecutable, copy sh over them, and you'll have a setuid root shell. Just be s
ure to copy whatever was there back, or else your stay might not last very muc
h longer. What, you have the bin' passwd Well, game over. You have contr
ol of the system. Everything in the bin directory is owned by bin (with the e
xception of a few things), so you can modify them at will. Since cron executes
a few programs as root every once in a while, such as /bin/sync, try this-
main() if (getuid()0 getuid()0) system("cp /bin/sh /t
mp/sroot") system("chmod 4777 /tmp/sroot") sync() ...co
ntinued from previous page... I( - Slice)N $ cc file.c $ cp /bin/sync /tmp/s
ync.old $ mv a.out /bin/sync $ rm file.c Now, as soon as cron runs /bin/syn
c, you'll have a setuid shell in /tmp/sroot. Feel free to hide it. The at' &
cron' commands look at the at' dir. N Usually /usr/spool/cron/atjo
bs. If you can run at' (check by typing at'), and lasttimedone' is wri
table, then submit a blank at' job, edit lastimedone' to do what you want it
to do, and move lasttimedone over your entry (like 88.00.00.00). Then
the commands you put in lasttimedone will be ran as that file's owner. C
ron in /usr/spool/cron/cronjobs, there are a list of people running cron job
s. Cat rot's, and see if he runs any of the programs owned by you (Without d
oing a su xxx -c "xxx"). For that matter, check all the crons. If you can take
one system login, you should be able to get the rest, in time. BThe disk fil
es. These are rather odd. If you have read permission on the disks in the
/dev' directory then you can read any file on the system. All you have to d
o is find it in there somewhere. If the disk is writeable, if you use /etc/fs
bd, you can modify any file on the system into whatever you want, such as by c
hanging the permissions on /bin/sh' to 4555. Since this is pretty difficult to
understand I won't bother with it any more. BTrivial su. You know with s
u you can log into anyone elses account if you know their passwords or i
f you're root. There are still a number of system 5's that have uid 0, null
passwd, rsh accounts on them. Just be sure to remove your entry in the /usr/a
dm/' directory - the log file is called sulog' and can be removed with the f
ollowing command if you havent mastered the UNIX editor VI' yet- $ rm /usr/ad
m/sulog or sometimes- $ rm /usr/admin/sulog But one command that I alwa
ys use on any new system conquest is - $ find / -name "sulog" -print This
will find all the files called sulog' - as some system managers have been know
n to have two sulogs running at the same time, if you delete or edit the one in
the usual directory and then they would have a backup copy in another
directory as well. BTrojan horses On unix Yes, but because of the shell
variable PATH, we are generally out of luck, because it usually searches th
e /bin' and /usr/bin' directories first. However, if the first field is a
colon, files in the present directory are searched first. Which means if you
put a modfied version of ls' there..... If this isn't the case, you will ha
ve to try something more blatant, like putting it in a game. If you have a sy
stem login, you may be able to get something done like that. See cron. BTaki
ng over Once you have root privs, you should read all the mail in the
/usr/mail' directory just to be sure that nothing interesting is in there,
or anyone is passing another systems passwd about even! You may want to add an
other entry to the passwd file, but that's relatively dangerous to the life of
your machine. Be sure not to have anything out of the ordinary as the entry (i.
e., No uid 0). Get a copy of the login program (if at all possible) of tha
t same version of unix, and modify it a bit. On system 5, here's a modificati
on pretty common in the routine to check correct passwds, on the line before t
he actual pw check put a if (!(strcmp(pswd,"h-net"))) return(1) To check
for your backdoor' password "h-net", enabling you to log on as any valid us
er that isn't uid 0 (On system 5). BOther UNIX tricks Have you ever been o
n a system that you couldn't get root' status or read the Systems/L.sys file
Well, this is a cheap way to overcome it- $ uuname Will list all machines
reachable by your unix, then, assuming that they aren't direct, and that the
modem is available- $ cu -d host.you.want or $ uucico -x99 -r1 -shost.y
ou.want Both will do about the same for us. This will fill your screen wi
th lots of trivial information, but will eventually get to the stage of
printing the telephone number to the other system. -d' enables the cu diag
nostics, -x99' enables the uucico highest debug, and -R1' says uucp master'.
A year or two ago, almost every system had their uucp password set to the sa
me thing as their nuucp passwd (Thanks to the Systems file), so it was a bre
eze getting in. Even nowadays, some places do it... you never can tell. B
Uucp Uucico and uux are limited by the Permissions file, and in most cas
es, that means you can't do anything except get & take from the uucppublic di
rectories. Then again, if the permission/L.cmd is blank, you should be able
to take what files you want. BSending mail S !N!!!!!!!!!ometimes, the ma
il program checks only the shell variable LOGNAME, so change it, export it,
and you may be able to send mail as anyone. Mainly early system five's will l
et you do it thus- $ LOGNAME"root"export LOGNAME BPrinting out all the fil
es on the system Useful if you're interested in the filenames- $ find / -p
rint filelist& And then do a grep text filelist' to find any files with
text' in their names. Like grep .c filelist, grep host filelist.... BPrinti
ng out all restricted files Useful when you have root privileges. As a normal
user, do - $ find / -print /dev/null& This prints out all non-accessable
directories, so become root and see what they want to hide from you! BUNIX H
umour On a system 5, do this - $ cat "food in cans" or - $ banner "H
-Net Lives!" Hehehe...... BPassword hacking - Salt In a standard /etc/p
asswd file, passwords are 13 characters long. This is a 11 char encrypted pas
swd and a 2 char encryption modifier (salt), which is used to change the DES
(data encryption standard) algorithm in one of 4096 ways. Which means that the
re is no decent way to go and reverse hack it. Yet. On normal system 5 UNI
X systems passwords are supposed to be 6-8 characters long and have both numer
ic and alphabetic characters in them. Which makes a dictionary hacker pretty w
orthless. However if a user keeps insisting that his password is going to be
h-net' usually the system will comply (Depending on version). I have yet to tr
y it, but having the hacker try the normal entry, and then the entry ter
minated by 0-9 is said to have remarkable results, if you don't mind the 10-
fold increase in time. Hackers Hideout on Hackernet BBS) From H-e 6-8 characte
rs long and have both numeric and alphabetic characters in them. Which makes a
dictionary hacker pretty worthless. However if a user keeps insisting that hi
s password is going to be h-net' usually the system will comply (Depending on
ometimes, the mail program checks only the shell variable LOGNAME, so change
it, export it, and you may be able to send mail as anyone. Mainly early syst
em five's will let you do it thus- $ LOGNAME"root"export LOGNAME BPrintin
g out all the files on the system Useful if you're interested in the filename
s- $ find / -print filelist& And then do a grep text filelist' to find
any files with text' in their names. Like grep .c filelist, grep host fileli
st.... BPrintW HOW TO CRACK PASSWORDS W --------------------
-- From H-Net magazine, from BBM#3N. BThe So-Called "Uncrackable" Password
Many people consider the type of password - the so-called random combinatio
n of alpha and numeric characters - to be "uncrackable" because so many billi
ons of combinations seem possible. A six-character password of this type us
ing only letters and numerals, could have 2,238,976,116 variations. This type o
f password is most frequently used by large data-base vendors. It is assigned
to the user by the vendor, and is often used with systems requiring only on
e access level (that is, no second security number) because the password is b
elieved to be so invulnerable to cracking. In reality, however, this passw
ord format is vulnerable to solution by both doors and algorithms. In the fi
rst case, not all passwords require the presence of numbers. Passwords may be
alphabetic characters only. In some cases passwords such as "GUEST" or "IBMCE"
may provide a backdoor into the system. Solution by algorithm can also be sim
ple because most systems do not use a truly random method for generating pa
sswords. We know, for example, that MILNET passwords exclude certain letters
and numbers. There are doubtlessly other rules involved in their construction
that we could discover. A study of passwords from a given system - we'll use
Dow Jones as an example here - can reveal the patterns that are used to c
reate such "uncrackable" passwords. Dow Jones passwords are generally 10 cha
racters long. If character assignment were truly random, we would expect
that most of the characters would be alphabetic because there are 26 alph
a characters compared to only 10 numeric characters. A random system wou
ld generate 2.6 alphas for each numeric character. In fact, however, Do
w Jones passwords appear to have only 4 or 5 alphabetic and have 5 or 6 num
eric characters. This is our first clue that the password "N""""""""" selecti
on process is not random. Here is a sample of the typical Dow Jones password
s 92J62P4BUF
35K4UPK931 59LTAN7521 Patterns are
readily discernable 1) The first two characters are numbers 2) The third ch
aracter is a letter of the alphabet 3) Each password has at least two numbers t
hat are duplicates 4) No password has three numbers that are the same 5) Each
password has one three-letter combination that includes a vowel (eg. BUF
,UPK,TAN) 6) This alpha-triplet can begin at any character from the fourth to
the eighth position. 7) No password has more than one vowel 8) Passwords
may have either 4 or 5 alphabetic characters 9) While a password may have two
alpha characters that are the same, these letters do not follow one ano
ther. 10) Of the 16 numbers used in the passwords above, none is a zero Exam
ination of a large number of passwords would doubtlessly reveal other "r
ules" that were used in Dow Jones password selection. Each newly-discovered
"rule" would limit the actual number of available passwords and make the system
that much more subject to cracking by computer. BTaking the "Random" out of
Random One of the most notable factors in so-called tables of computeriz
ed "random" numbers is that there are two basic ways of creating them. The fi
rst method is to create a table that will provide what can statistically
be said to be a random list - that is no number or letter would theoreti
cally occur more frequently than any other number or letter. Most systems, h
owever, simply rely on an electronic component that creates alledgedly "ra
ndom" numbers. These hardware random number generators are usually biased in t
heir number selections. One simple test of a random number generator is call
ed the "coin toss test." A program is written to simulate the results of a tho
usand or so coin tosses. Were the random number generator truly random, heads w
ould appear about as frequently as tails. In an actual test, however, heads
appeared 421 times, and tails appeared 579 times - a significant bias. A t
est such as this could be performed over the entire alphanumeric character list
and the component's bias chartered. Once this information was known, the cra
cking computer could be programmed to insert this selection bias into it's ow
n attempts to generate passwords. This is yet another step that evens the od
ds between the hacker and the so-called "uncrackable" password. This testi
ng scheme, requiring either a component or a computer like the target computer
, would be a lengthy process, but some people might regard the product as
worth the time involved in preparing such an analysis. A strategy of crack
ing Dow Jones system, given the rules listed above, would be to create a prog
ram with an algorithm that provided combinations of passwords meeting the cr
iteria above. As each creation was tested, a pattern might be found in the
successful creations that would make the algorithm even more selective. One w
ould expect, for example, that similar to the MILNET and ARPANET passwords,
certain confusing characters would be eliminated from passwords. The n
umber, "0" is often eliminated, for example, because it is easily confused
with the letter "O". ACKPASSUSDS W ---------------------- From H-N
et magazine, from BBM#3N. BThe So-Called "Yp3 Y3Y3 YtYpY YPtYYp YtY YYptY TYP
tYYp £YY YYpY YP YYp Y Y Y3YpW Maniac's Guide To WONDIRing! W Hav
e you ever wondered how those fancy directories seen on quite a number of d
emos and some utility discs are achieved Well this is the place to be... Befo
re we go into the essential details of how to start WONDIRing you must un
derstand how the control codes operate, these being characters 0 - 31 or &00
- &1F in the charset, and how Arnold interprets a directory when it's read from
the disc. The Important C #N#########ontrol Codes.... Key words are highl
ighted by being in UPPERCASE! Function Code Paramete
rs -------- ---- ---------- Text Cursor OFF (Default)
&02 None Text Cursor ON &03 None Screen MODE
&04 &00MODE 0 &01MOD
E 1 &02MODE 2 ENABLE text printing
&06 None Move LEFT one char &08 None Move RIGHT one
char &09 None Move DOWN one char &0A None Move
UP one char &0B None CLear Screen CLS &0C Non
e Carriage RETURN &0D None Set PAPER colour &0E
&00 - &0F Set PEN colour &0F &00 - &0F The follow
ing codes CLEAR areas with the current PAPER colour... CLEAR current Char
&10 None CLEAR current line from LEFT of window to current curso
r position &11 None CLEAR current line from RIGHT of win
dow to current cursor position &12 None CLEAR from the TO
P of the window to the current cursor position &13 None
CLEAR from the BOTTOM of the window to the current cursor position
&14 None DISABLES text printing &15 None TRANSPARENT Cha
rs &16 &00OFF ie NO PAPER colour &01ON GR
APHICS PRINT MODE &17 &00NORMAL
&01XOR &02AND
&03OR SWAP PEN and PAPER colours &18 None DEFINE
char SYMBOL &19 9 Parameters &00-&FF
FIRST parameter CHAR No. Par
ameters 2 - 9 Char Definition DEFINE WINDOW &1A 4 Paramet
ers &01 - &50 LEFT & RIGHT Edges
&01 - &50 SMALLER LEFT
&01 - &19 TOP & BOTTOM Edges
&01 - &19 SMALLER TOP Set INK &1C 3 Par
ameters &00 - &0F INK No.
&00 - &1F Colour No.
&00 - &1F Colour No. Values &1
B - &1F produce flashing colours even wh
en last two parameters are the same - th
ey can't be changed! Set BORDER &1D 2 Parameters
&00 - &1F Colour No.
&00 - &1F Colour No. Va
lues &1B - &1F as INK Move CURSOR to HOME &1E None (Top Left)
LOCATE text cursor &1F 2 Parameters
&01 - &50 Column &01 - &19
Line Hopefully this table is a bit more helpful than the one provided
in the User-Manual, which although good, is not too helpful or straight forw
ard. Now we have the control codes explained we need to know how Arnold re
ads the directory of a disc. On a normal DATA or SYSTEM disc you have a to
tal of 64 directory entries which correspond to each 16k block of a file, so
if for example a 42k file would take up 3 directory entries on the disc. When
Arnold reads the directory into memory the details of the file are displayed in
the usual manner, listing and sorting the files into order of the ASCII ta
ble ie. starting with ! &21 and ending with &FF. On a standard disc the d
irectory is stored on either the first track TRACK 0 - DATA format or on th
e third track TRACK 2 - SYSTEM format and the filenames are stored in the fo
llowing manner FILENAMEEXT (the system when reading this inserts a full-stop
after 8 chars to separate the filename and extension and then displays th
e remaining three letters which make the extension) the information stored
on the directory track after the filename tells Arnold which AMSDOS block
s the file oc $N$$$$$$$$$cupies from this Arnold can work out the size of
the file (1 AMSDOS block 2 Sectors 1k) - but this part of the directory is
not important when creating custom directories as it's not needed. The foll
owing is an example how the directory is actually stored on the discs tracks
0000 00 4D 41 4E 49 41 43 20 20 42 49 4E 00 00 00 21 .MANIAC BIN.... 0010 01
02 03 04 05 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................ 0020 E5 E5 E5 E5
E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 0030 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5
E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee From this we can see that the fi
le MANIAC.BIN is in user area 0 (denoted by the first byte of the filename in
this case 00) and occupies 5 AMSDOS blocks (01, 02, 03, 04, and 05) which ma
kes the file 5k long. NOTE Byte E5 is the filler byte used in DATA and SYSTE
M format discs, this is very important when creating custom directories if
this is wrong or missing after the last directory entry the directory will
not be displayed properly. (E5 is also used as a USER area byte to denote an
ERASED file.) Now comes the good bit - How To Make Your Very Own WONDIR In
order to do this properly you are going to need a good Disk Monitor/Editor.
Personally I use Xexor which I have to say is one of the best utils available
on our humble machine (MISS IT AT YOUR PERIL!) but DMON or any other simil
ar util will do the job. I(I use DMON and it does the job perfick - Slice
)N Now no-one said this was going to be easy and if you have little or no pati
ence I'd give up now coz making your own WONDIR can be very time consuming!
If you're anything like me you'll want to get straight to it but I recommend
you plan how you want your WONDIR to look on paper first. This will make lif
e an awful lot easier and not so much of a headache.... LET'S DO IT!!!! F
irst of all you are limited to 11 out of the 15 bytes with which to enter your
text/codes this is further limited to 9 bytes by turning the text printin
g ON&06 and OFF&15 at the beginning and end of your output, this is essential
otherwise you'll end up with useless crap ruining your lovely new creation. Th
e following illustrates how this is achieved- (the control codes are represe
nted simply as on the ASCII side) I('tis not possible to print 'em using Pro
text - not easily, anyway - Slice) 0000 00 21 06 4D 41 4E 49 41 43 08 20 15 0
0 00 00 00 .!Maniac .... 0010 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 .
............... 0020 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 eeeeeeeeee
eeeeee 0030 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This example would simply display "Maniac " at the current cursor position. Th
e character ! &21 is used to force Arnold into displaying the text/codes i
n order, the following text at 0020 would therefore have the character " &2
2 before your text/codes for that to be displayed next. It's worth mention
ing that this is not the only method, simply turning the text printing ON an
d OFF will do the same job but you can't guarantee that the text will be displ
ayed in the expected position unless you use the LOCATE &1F control code eve
rytime, so sticking with this method is easiest. Also notice that after "c" at
0009 the cursor is moved back one character &08, in order to compensate
for the full-stop inserted by AMSDOS a further character can then be print
ed in it's place and then the text printing is turned OFF. It's not necessar
y to fill all the bytes usually required, if your text finishes before you
reach the limit you can simply turn the text output OFF, filling the remaining
bytes with 00. This is the basic principal of building up your WONDIR. U
sing the codes for setting up your screen MODE, colours etc. is just as e
asy. The best way to illustrate this is with a worked example - so dig out
your Disk Monitor and boot it up! This example assumes we are working with
a copy of XEXOR (but most Disk Monitors have the functions required) and
a blank DATA format disk (Starting with a blank disc is best as it guara
ntees no loss of data - copy your files on afterwards!). Are you loaded...
... right, if you're using XEXOR this first bit is very easy. With your vic
tim disc inserted in the current drive simply type in TRACK at the command pro
mpt and the first track and sector of the disk will be displayed (if using a
SYSTEM format disk typing TRACK 2 wil %N%%%%%%%%%l take you to the requ
ired position on the disc.) At this point pressing ESC will take you into
EDIT mode and we are ready to begin entering our text/codes at address 0000.
The most important thing to do is to set-up your screen settings after all
if you want it to work properly you'll need to clear the screen for a start!
So the first thing we do is enter the following 0000 00 21 04 01 1D 00 00
15 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 .!.......... This sets the screen to MODE 1 and BORD
ER 0,0 0010 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................ M
iss a line (where file info usually is) 0020 00 22 06 1C 00 00 00 15 00 00 00 0
0 00 00 00 00 ."........ This sets INK 0,0,0 0030 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 0
0 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................ Don't forget to miss a line! 0040 00 23 0
6 1C 01 18 18 15 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 .#........ INK 1,24,24 0050 00 00 00
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................ 0060 00 24 06 1C 02 06
06 15 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 .$........ INK 2,6,6 0070 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 0
0 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................ 0080 00 25 06 1C 03 1A 1A 15 00 00 0
0 00 00 00 00 00 .%........ INK 3,26,26 0090 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
00 00 00 00 00 ................ 00A0 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5
E5 E5 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee As denoted in the comments under each line this would
set up the screen in MODE 1 with colours 0 to 3 defined as required. At thi
s point it's a good idea to save the sector to the disc. Pressing COPY will
ask you if you want to save the sector, typing Y will carry out the necessar
y. At this stage it might be a good idea to plan your screen layout now y
ou know which resolution and therefore column width you have. You shoul
d have the basics to create your own directory from here so the rest is up
to you. Obviously things can get quite complicated and some very elabor
ate directories can be created such as those on PDT Megademo, which used the
ability to draw windows to create colourful boxes etc. One other point to no
te is that the empty space left between your text can actually be used for
messages to contacts, nosy bastards, or anyone who happens to be looking! I
hope that this article has shed some light on the subject of WONDIRs and a
ctually been some help. If not sorry - you can't please everyone! The writer
(that's me!) of this takes NO responsibility for loss of sanity or indeed lo
ss of work in the process of WONDIRing! Happy WONDIRing BManiac / Donut Syst
emN 11/12/1995 how those fancy directorthe empty space left between your tex
t can actually be used for messages to contacts, nosy bastards, or anyone who
happens to be looking! I hope that this article has shed some light on th
e subject of WONDIRs and actually been some help. If not sorry - you can't pl
ease everyone! The writer (that's me!) of this takes NO responsibility for
loss of sanity or indeedthe part by Purple, type EXCESS DENIED (in capitals) t
o mess with the stars. KARATIAN by Slice ----------------- All the moves f
or when you're facing the right. For facing the left, just reverse the co
ntrols (down-left becomes down-right, etc.)... With fire button not pressed
Up Jump Down Crouch Left Move backwards Right Move forwards Up-left Turn a
round (if prolonged you turn around and do a high kick) Up-right High kick Dow
n-left Groin punch Down-right Kick With fire W SPRITES FOR THE UNINITIA
TED W --------------------------- By BGliceasN of BThe FirmN, from BBAD
MAG #3N... ... .. . Hi, If you've never used sprites before, or are c
onfined to using a sprite package that gobbles up acres of RAM, then perhaps t
he following might be of some use to you. A sprite is basically a chunk of mem
ory that you slap on the screen. In theory, it should be transparent, (ie
you can see the background through any holes') and should be able to move
without erasing the background. For the purposes of this article, we'll assu
me the background is completely ink 0, ie we won't start messing with preserv
ing backgrounds. Firstly, what is the screen like The CPC's screen memory is
horribly convuluted for us novices. It starts at &C000 (normally) and runs to
&FFFF - exactly 16K. I(doesn't it run to &FFD0 - Slice)N Each line of pixels,
of which there are 200, is &50 (80) bytes long. When you run off the end of
one line, the addr &N&&&&&&&&&ess of the next line on the screen doesn't fo
llow on, ie after the last pixel on the top row (&C04F) the first pixel on the
line below isn't &C050. To move down a line, you must add &800 to the scr
een address, thus the pixel below &C000 is &C800. Similarly, moving up means
subtracting &800. The firmware routines SCR NEXT LINE (at &BC26) and SCR P
REV LINE (at &BC29) return the addresses below, and above (respectively) o
f the address in HL. So if HL contained &C000, calling SCR NEXT LINE woul
d return &C800 in HL. Both routines corrupt AF. Normally, it would be easie
r to modify HL directly. But think, if we keep adding &800, we'll eventually ov
errun the &FFFF limit, and wrap around to the bottom of memory. When this happe
ns, we need to add &C050 to HL to shove it back up again. Likewise, if we go be
low &C000, we needed to subtract &C050). The firmware calls do this for us.
And how do we store our sprites Each row will be stored contiguously in RAM.
For each row, we take this data, whip it to the screen, recalculate our scree
n address, and repeat for the height of the sprite. The LDIR command is a go
od 'un for this. This copies a chunk of memory from one address to another, in
a reasonable time. HL must contain the source address, DE the destination addr
ess, and BC the length. Each byte is copied from HL to DE, both of which are
then incremented. Then BC is decreased, and if it's not zero, the LDIR continu
es. Be warned that if BC is zero on entry, you'll crash the computer (it w
ill be decreased to &FFFF and the whole 64K will get copied onto itself).
So HL points to our source data, DE points to the screen address. The number of
rows will be held in B - we can then use the DJNZ command to form a loop. And
so we can hold the width in C. By making B0, we can then set BC to the leng
th. After the LDIR, HL will be moved on "width" bytes, ie it will point to the
next byte of sprite data. DE will also be mved on "width" bytes, ie set to a p
oint to the right of the sprite. So we PUSH it before hand, and POP it back. B
C will be zeroed, so we have to PUSH and POP this too. The core of the routi
ne would then be - LD HL,&4000 Wherever the sprite data is.
LD DE,&C000 Our screen destination address LD B,10
Height. LD C,20 Width. .LOOP PUSH DE Preserve
screen address. PUSH BC And dimensions. LD B
,0 Now BCC (the width). LDIR Move it!
POP BC Recall dimensions. POP DE And screen addres
s. CALL down Move DE to the address below. DJNZ
loop Decrement B (the height) and Jump if Not Zero. RET .dow
n LD A,D Adding &800 to DE is the same as just adding 8 to the
ADD 8 high byte, D, so we can leave E alone. LD D,A
RET NC If there's been no overflow, return. P
USH HL Otherwise, we need to add &C050 to DE. LD HL,&C050
This routine adds DE to &C050, the result lands in HL ADD HL,DE
Thus we need to preserve HL ... the PUSH at the start EX DE,HL
Also swap HL and DE to get our answer into DE. POP HL Rec
all HL. RET To actually grab a sprite in the first place, use the
same routine but swap HL and DE (eg use HL as the screen address). What ab
out moving Simply recall the routine, but alter the destination address slight
ly. Our next problem then arises. We need to rub out the old sprite. Doing this
crudely, we just fill the area with 0s. And again, we use LDIR. If DEHL+1 f
or an LDIR, then you get a domino effect. Eg, if HL&C000 and DE&C001 then
&C000 -- &C001 -- &C002 and so on. Whatever byte is in &C000 to begin with ge
ts copied all the way across. So a simple wipe routine would be HL, contains
start address, BC holds dimensions. .wipe LD D,H Make DEHL.
LD E,L INC DE We need DEHL+1 LD (HL),0
Blank first byte (Prepare first domino). PUSH HL Prese
rve screen address. PUSH BC and dimensions LD B
,0 BCB. DEC C First byte already blanked, so decreas
e width. LDIR Cause 0 to be replicated. PO
P BC POP HL Re 'N'''''''''call dimensions. CAL
L down Remember to modify HL, not DE, this time. DJNZ wipe T
his routine is far from perfect, but should hopefully be easy enough to follow.
Note that instead of writing a seperate ".down" routine for the HL register,
you could either use the existing one and swap DE and HL either side via an
EX DE,HL or use the firmware routine at &BC26 to modify HL. Advanced Art Stu
dio owners can use .WIN files directly as sprites. At the end of the file, the
width of the file is given in pixels low byte first. Divide by eight (in MO
DE 2) to get the width in bytes. Next comes the height - this needs no modific
ation. Each byte holds information on more than one pixel - in MODE 0, 4 in
MODE 1 and 8 in MODE 2. So in the above routines, the movement is not pixel
perfect. The individual pixels are scrambled inside the byte, and require a sep
erate article! So, in Art Studio, make sure the left edge of your window is a
t X0, or you'll have bits of bytes (!) thrown in too. I(A nice thing I've f
ound out is that if you don't want to do some MC crap for Igrabbing a sprite,
use FONT CATCHER instead... - Slice) -------------------------- By BGliceas
N of BThe FirmN, from BBAD MAG #3N. in MODE 2. So in the above routines, the mo
vement is not pixel perfect. The individual pixels are scrambled inside the b
yte, and require a seperate article! So, in Art Studio, make sure the left edg
e of your window is at X0, or you'll have bits oW CHEATING SCUM W
------------- More cheats for cheating scum everywhere... some f
rom BBM#3N (Malfunction's). 10 YEARS AFTER by Eliot and Slice --------------
------------------- On the first part, hold down the keys MAT to find the fir
st cheat part and the keys BEAST to find the second cheat part. On the second p
art, hold down the keys BEAST to find the second cheat part. Imaginative keypre
sses... ha! BABA FANZ MEETING DEMO by Slice -------------------------------
To get the cool cheat part, load the demo and hold down space. When the pro
g asks you to enter a code, type CPC WON'T DIE (in capitals). Then, press SPACE
! BePSiL GENERATIONS by Slice --------------------------- Turn your printer
on and run the demo. Make sure the printer's connected up and has paper in it,
of course. BORDELIK 4 MEETING DEMO by Slice -------------------------------
- You could try to find the proper way to access the cheat part (if there i
s a proper way) - or, alternatively, you could just insert the disc and type
RUN "BM4.009" It's up to you! BORDELIK 4 PUB by Slice ------------------
----- If you didn't read the top scroller, hold down the keys QKS (or AKS if y
ou have an AZERTY board)... BTL#2 by Antoine/CRTC --------------------- Ty
pe JUDGE RETURN and then FUDGE RETURN in the command line. CASTLE DEMO by Sli
ce -------------------- Even though you can run CASTLE.8 to access the cheat
part (as I said earlier), the right way to do so is press F8 (or so) on th
e menu, and then type BAD EUROPEAN NEWS GANG in capitals and press RETURN. W
ow. CRYSTAL MISSION by Malfunction ------------------------------ I was loo
king 'round the code of CM, and had made a poke for it when I bumped into a
little built-in cheat. During the game press the keys F, U and the full stop
on your numeric keypad and you will earn yourself infinite lives. Hmmm... wha
t could that stand for And just for the record, here's the poke too. 5 CHA
IN MERGE "cm",10 31 POKE &42E7,&B7 'Infinite Lives 32 POKE &42B2,&B7 'Infinite
Bombs 33 POKE &423B,&3EPOKE &423B,1 'One diamond to collect. CUBULUX 2 by M
alfunction ------------------------ Next up are all the level codes for this p
uzzler. A - CUBULUX II F - BOBO B - AU SECOUR G - TETETE C - RECHERCHE
H - BALLAKU D - MUSICIEN I - CACAHUETE E - INCONNU J - FABIENNE
DONUT MAG 2 by Slice -------------------- Turn your printer on and run the i
ntro... IZZY by Slice ------------- Unfortunately the game isn't in a finis
hed state... but anyway, you can activate the cheat for this silly game by
redefining the keys as b,o,n,k,SPACE (excluding commas). A little tune wil
l signify that the cheat is active, and you will be blessed with a 24 hour hard
on. JUBILEE JOY MEGADEMO by Slice ----------------------------- On the par
t by Purple, type EXCESS DENIED (in capitals) to mess with the stars. KARATIA
N by Slice ----------------- All the moves for when you're (N(((((((((fac
ing the right. For facing the left, just reverse the controls (down-left be
comes down-right, etc.)... With fire button not pressed Up Jump Down Crou
ch Left Move backwards Right Move forwards Up-left Turn around (if prolonged
you turn around and do a high kick) Up-right High kick Down-left Groin punch
Down-right Kick With fire button pressed Up Fly kick Down Sweep Left Tur
n around (if prolonged you turn around and punch) Right Punch Up-left, up-righ
t, down-left, down-right Nothing To win in this game, you only need to use
sweep and groin punch... and turn around, of course... MASTERS OF SPACE -
THE X-LEVELS by Slice ---------------------------------------- Ze codes are..
. Level 2 AOK Level 3 RIP MOLECULARR 2 by Malfunction ------------------
--------- Now here we have a keypress cheat for this very difficult game. Hu
rrah! Well, not exactly... this cheat is possibly the most awkward fingerbende
r of a cheat ever invented (well on a 464 anyway, I don't know about other key
boards). On the menu, hold down D, Q, R, K, E, N and CURSOR RIGHT (and nothin
g else). Nothing obvious happens, but you have just turned on the training mo
de, which will give infinite time. However, if you own a 464 keyboard like
me, I would advise getting somebody to help you to access it, unless you
happen to have three hands... I(try holding down D, Q,R,E,N with your left
hand and CURSOR RIGHT, K Iwith the other (CPC6128 keyboard) - Slice) PAINT
ING FANTASY by Slice/Rex ----------------------------- Cool show that I got t
oday - not hard to find the cheat! Just go to the menu and hold down the key
s FAG HIT BERN, THE FIG BRAN, BIN FATHER G, or FGTHEBRAIN (same thing!) It
was good fun finding those crap anagrams... hurk! Late note Rex tells me tha
t the cheat part is accessed by typing DENG... hmm. REBELLION DEMO by Slice
----------------------- Not very hard to find this cheat, but for those who
don't read all the scroll text, the cheat mode can be activated by holding do
wn the keys REBLS when the robot mech warrior killing machine thingy pic appea
rs... SEWER SIDE MEETING DEMO by Slice -------------------------------- To
access the cheat part, hold down the keys WHAM on the menu. But press H or A f
irst, or else the CPC will load Mambo or Wham part instead. Turn your printer
on and run the demo... SKYWAR by Slice --------------- The code for part 2
is 47052. THE X-FILES by Eliot -------------------- To witness the cheat p
art, just run X-FILES.001 ZONE by Slice ------------- The code for part 2 i
s 34192. WMULTIFACE POKES by Slice W------------------------ CRAZY BALL P
oke &1266,00 for infinite jumps CYBERBOY Poke &04A5,00 for infinite lives Gr
eat. What am I gonna do for cheats in DM#3 - More cheats for cheating scum e
verywhere... some from BBM#3N (Maun the demo... SKYWAR by Slice ------------
--- The code for part 2 is 47052. THE X-FILES by Eliot --------------------
W FAMOUS LAST WORDS W ----------------- So what can you
expect to find lurking within DM#3 This * A massive guide to the game BLOODW
YCH... maybe. * Find out the story of THE NINJA... only in DM#3! * The regular
reviews and that kinda crap. * Some jokes from BAD MAG#3 (sick, sexist, unoffe
nsive...) * More stupid stuff from the insane pen of Slice - will Boris succeed
in Boredom Land Why is Jack's freezer really an abyss Will The D Team act
ually get a case, or will they be on the run again Find out this and more in
DM#3... * Memory resident help and indeX pages! Hopefully... * An article by T
IC from BM#3, showing how sad the dude really is... * An article about p(l)us c
oding! * ... I've forgot. * "Loadsa fookeen stoof, yoof." What you shouldn'
t expect to find lurking within DM#3 * A serial killer with a massive axe. *
A free hexagon. * A live wire. * The sound "boum!". * A gouged out eyeball.
* A broken bone. What you shouldn't expect to find * A live dodo. * Jont
y's IQ. * Nothing. * The original recording of "Biscuit Tin"... not in one pie
ce, anyway. * The number eleventy-three. * A kebulling jickynoo acneclanger.
* A pop up house made of cooked spaghetti. ... .. . Well, before I go, I'l
l leave you with this (hopefully funny) question Which out these would you ra
ther run out of a) Milk b) Air c) A flaming building d) Patience ye f
a ... co .... .. boum B
or )N)))))))))w, nd r mber DM# ut so ime, ool d e ...
.. no eme 3 o met ud ......
Slice/DS, sometime. So what can you expect to fi
nd lurking within DM#3 This * go, I'll leave you with this (hopefully funny)
question Which out these would you rather run out of a) Milk b) Air c) A
flaming building d) Patience ye f a ...
co .... .. boum B or W THE HELP PAGE W
------------- BCursor downN - scroll text forwards BCursor upN - sc
roll text backwards BCursor rightN - next article BCursor leftN - previous art
icle BN - top of article BN - bottom of article The keys on the function
block (Bf0N - Bf9N) - select article (min 01, max 43) BIN - select index page
BHN - select help page (thiz page) BMN - change music BPN - print curren
t article BSPACEN - exits help/index page and returns you to the current arti
cle ------ BCursor downN - scroll text forwards BCursor upN - scroll text b
ackwards BCursor rightN - next article BCursor leftN - previous article BN
- top of article BN - bottom of article The keys on the function block (Bf0N
- Bf9N) - select article (min 01, max 43) BIN - select index page BHN - sel
ect help page (thiz page) BMN - change music BPN - print current article
BSPACEN - exits help/W THE MAIN INDEX W -------------
- BIN - Calls up this page BHN - Calls up the help page WPINION 01 HEA
D LINES, SUNKEN CHEEKS 02 WRITE AN ARTICLE NOW 03 DONUT MAG CHARTS 04 DONUT M
AG CHARTS VOTING FORM WSCENE STUFF 05 A NEWS LEVEL 06 LONGSHOT INTERVIEW
07 JORDY JOTNY INTERVIEWS... SLICE 08 MEET THE MEETINGS 09 NEW GREEK CPC SCEN
E NEWS 10 QUOTES QUOTA 11 SELF DESTRUCTION, PART 2 12 THE UNDERGROUND IN AMER
... I MEAN EUROPE WREVIEWS CREW 13 DEMO TEZT 14 DISCZINE SCENE 15 PD BIT
16 ZINE SCENE WCRAZY 17 AUNT BETTY'S "GIVE US YER TROUBLES - LUV" COLUMN
18 BAD MAG HOROSCOPE 19 BODY PERFECTION 20 DAVID CROOKED - REVIEWED! 21 FOR
TEAN INFORMATION 22 HOW TO WRITE MASTER DETECTIVE STORIES 23 JONTY BEARS HIS S
OUL 24 MISC. 25 R U A MANIAC - QUESTIONNAIRE 2 26 THE CANONICAL LIST OF PICKU
P LINES 27 USEFUL TRANSLATIONS 28 VOODOO WSHORT STORIES 29 A TRIP TO JON
TY'S 30 EGG OF DOOM (in poem form) 31 INNOCENCE 32 JnoTy, THE NEW MESSIAH (pa
rt one) 33 OFFY ROBBER CHRONICLES 34 POOH GOES APESHIT 35 THE ADVENTURES OF B
ORIS IN BOREDOM LAND 2 36 THE D TEAM 37 THE FROG THAT ATE MY EAR WNUROFEN C
ODING AND BODY HACKING 38 HACKING UNIX 39 HOW TO CRACK PASSWORDS 40 MANIAC'
S GUIDE TO WONDIRING! 41 SPRITES FOR THE UNITIATED WTIP BITS 42 CHEATING
SCUM WDONUT MAG #2 - THE ENDING CHALLENGE 43 FAMOUS LAST WORDS MAIN INDEX
W -------------- BIN - Calls up this page BHN - Calls up the h
elp page void about to be filled is Davy Crooked's, by you. Q At the moment
the CPC is getting one #ell of a battering and bad rep!. Taking this into co
nsideratin what is keeping you from making the switch over to the PC range..
. A Because a) they cost too much b) your machine is quickly out of
date c) PC's aren't too good... The CPC isn't getting one "#e
ll of a battering" or "bad rep!", you mong. Q How do you feel about the all
too brief reviews in AA on IMPACT #4Tous droits réservés. Reproduction sans autorisation interdite. © Kukulcan