You have found a not very well hidden message in my music program.
If you have found this then you will probably have seen that there are
more than one of these !!!
This is a chance for me to take the complete piss out of anyone or
anything I like and to start with I am going to take this piss out of
That sounds strange ? Of course, but then so am I. I'd have had to
be strange to compose some of the crapper tunes on this disc. !!
Oh well, at least I'm good in bed ( SEZ WHO ??? ) Sorry for the
interuption, that was a freind of mine who thinks they know what the
fuck they are talking about when they are really a complete wank stain
( BOLOX I AM ! ) Oh yeh, my friend here can't even spell properly
never mind think for themselves !!!
Oh well - End of message 1 !!!
Hi again !!!
Well, if this is the first message that you read then you are very
strange as most people go for number 1 first !!!
Well, I have finished beating the shit out of my friend and my hands
are now bloodying the keyboard ( I'ts my friends blood !! ) (AAGHHH)
The next thing to take the piss out of is the British Government as
they are total shits ( ALL OF THEM ) !!
Mad cow disease is shit. Politicions are shit. Roads are shit.
British transport is SHIT !! ( MIND THE GAP !! ) Everything is shit
except for the British club scene as this is the best in the WORLD !!!
End of message 2 !!
This is message number 3 !!!
Fuck all Bigoted pigs and all those who discriminate against anybody
for anything. There, I think that covers that. I get angry when
people take the piss out of anything different !!
Oh well, time to get serious ( BULLSHIT )
This is the Ten O Clock News -
British poeple being payed a pittance for doing shit loads of work !!!
Aliens have taken over soaps !!! ( We knew that already !! )
Eating or drinking anything can cause disease as the governments of
the world are letting all sorts of shit get into food + drink !!
End of Message 3 !!
COOEEE !! Message 4 here -
Before shades gets back to the computer I have to put in that he is a
total SH gfsdkjnfvdxj
Shades here - Bastards just took over the computer for a second but I
think that they will be too sore to touch anything for a while !!!
FUCK ALL TO SAY
I'm Back again and here to just tell all those shits who are deserting
the CPC to go and sit on a knife ( handle first so that they cut
themselves trying to get the knife back out !!! )
Oh well, Atari is the most shit akward thing on this earth, so I sold
the one I had and got a cool new walkman ( cost £45 ) !!! and a
battery recharger !!
( This message will self destruct in 100 years !! )
Well fuck my boots !
I'm back for the 6th time and your'e probably wondering what the fuck
I am doing, well there was some space left on the disc, so I thought
I would fill it up by doing some very shit stuff. COP OUT !!
Music is the meaning of life !!
Sex is also the meaning of life !!
Money is ALSO the meaning of life !!
WOW three meanings of life ( ITS A SIGN !! )
Fuck off - message end !!
Well seduce my ancient footwear !!
Number 7 message is short -
END OF MESSAGE !!
This is the last message
( AHHHH )
Thanx for reading these -
Hope i didn't offend anyone ( except any politicians !! )
SEE YA LATER !!!!
If you havn't run the disc - Run it now and hear some tunes man !!!!
SEEE YA !!!